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Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
yeah, your mom beat the poo poo out of my dick. with her face.

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Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
One time in 3rd grade the slow kid got really loving mad at me for being mean to a girl he had a crush on, so he did his battlecry and ran at me full speed. I tried to get out of the way, tripped and fell down, then he tripped over me and fell down 2 flights of concrete stairs

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
I don't think either of us won, but we were both hurt and neither of us got in trouble so idk. He went to the hospital though

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

You're not really a man until you have the experience of literally a dozen people all punching and kicking you in the face and gut and balls all in unison.

That's how I lost my virginity, too

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
drat dude, that's rough. No shame in losing a fight with a cyborg, tho

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