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yeah, your mom beat the poo poo out of my dick. with her face.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 08:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:27 |
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One time in 3rd grade the slow kid got really loving mad at me for being mean to a girl he had a crush on, so he did his battlecry and ran at me full speed. I tried to get out of the way, tripped and fell down, then he tripped over me and fell down 2 flights of concrete stairs
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 10:00 |
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I don't think either of us won, but we were both hurt and neither of us got in trouble so idk. He went to the hospital though
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 10:02 |
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Flesh Forge posted:You're not really a man until you have the experience of literally a dozen people all punching and kicking you in the face and gut and balls all in unison. That's how I lost my virginity, too
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 11:18 |
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drat dude, that's rough. No shame in losing a fight with a cyborg, tho
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 15:24 |