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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Put it this way. I know how to knock someone out. Right-handed to the chin. This way, you keep your wallet and keys.

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Elbows are far more effective.

Noted.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv554B7YHk4

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nickelback Concert posted:

But the only time I've ever been truly beaten down? The cops. Still have a scar next to my lip from it. It's like a small, one-inch long Cheshire Grin on the side of my mouth; not really noticeable until I point it out.

That sucks, but I once hydroplaned in a U road after a storm. Cop was cool. Hung out, let me use his phone. Then, another nice person showed up and the cop had to go.

So, how to get a car out of a ditch? Have a parent and a brother help you push. Way cheaper.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Why would you fake getting beat up? That is more cooky.

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thewireguy posted:

Does anyone want to fight? I have some unwanted houseguests who are kissing me off. It is raining and I am starting to get drunk. I gotta work this poo poo out some way...

My advice? Drink more.

The end result will be forever melted from your brain.

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