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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

are not prehensile eyebrows unusual where you come from?



I want those eyebrows around my dick so bad

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Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

I liked it but the plot got loving weird about an hour in, and they tried to cram in too much at once

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Flynn Taggart posted:

Emilia Clarke would have been more believable with proper giant 80's hair.

Cut her some slack, she was raised by a robot who never taught her to use hair spray or have normal human emotions or make her own decisions or EVERYONE I LOVE DIES I AM SARAH CONNOR ANGST WITH ME REPEATEDLY ALL OVER THE LAST HOUR OF THIS MOVIE while my face never changes :geno:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I sometimes enjoy popular films because I don't have aspergers shouting in my ear the whole time making it hard to focus

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Kuato posted:

Watched original today and I wonder what the terminator would've did had Sarah Connor not called her friend. He seemed to think he killed her, would he have just sat around and wait until doomsday or something? Just chillax and do terminator poo poo?
The first Terminator only knew a few things about Sarah Connor: that she lived in LA in 1984, she gave birth to John Connor, and she had an injury to her leg that required surgery. Cut scenes from the script would have shown the Terminator examining the women he killed for that injury. Unfortunately, she doesn't get the injury until Kyle Reese blows up the Terminator with a pipe bomb in the factory at the end of the first movie. Still, the Terminator would not have thought that he killed Sarah Connor and would have continued looking for her, ultimately figuring out that she was being held in protective custody at the police station.
:goonsay:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
It will not stop, ever, until you are dead = once she was dead it would have stopped (because Skynet wouldn't want it wandering around loving poo poo up beyond the change it had planned out anyway) :shrug:

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Flesh Forge posted:

It will not stop, ever, until you are dead = once she was dead it would have stopped (because Skynet wouldn't want it wandering around loving poo poo up beyond the change it had planned out anyway) :shrug:
It would have needed to be found by the guys who founded Cyberdyne so that they could create Skynet

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Reese does a good job of describing what the terminator does. I tried finding the police video where he flips out but couldn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAswVl_KZVU

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Flynn Taggart posted:

This movie was awesome. It was a giant time travel clusterfuck like BttF part 2 and it was glorious. I would hold it up to the first two films.

lmao

Axolotl posted:

It would have needed to be found by the guys who founded Cyberdyne so that they could create Skynet

Skynet didn't know this.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
so what does matt smith do in this movie? i didnt understand the plot summary itt at all

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Terminator is on Netflix. http://www.netflix.com/title/1032625 They took down Terminator 2 for some reason.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
If it was the director's cut of T2 then there was good reason. I feel bad for people that have never seen the original and start out with that one. Yuck

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Ramsus posted:

If it was the director's cut of T2 then there was good reason. I feel bad for people that have never seen the original and start out with that one. Yuck

It was the original, none of the extra dumb scenes like the dream flashback.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


The removing the chip scene is cool.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Finally saw it, it was ok, give it 3 golden manbabies. Id bone Sarah Connor fwiw, if you're reading Sarah pm me and we can meet up somewhere

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Clipperton posted:

so what does matt smith do in this movie? i didnt understand the plot summary itt at all

He plays the doctor. He just stands in the background and observes humanity testing time travel to make sure they're following proper time etiquette.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Ramsus posted:

T2 theatrical release is an amazing movie. If he saw the director's cut that was on netflix last time I checked (been quite a while), then I could see why he would think it was a terrible movie. Those extra scenes are really loving bad.

I saw it on Netflix a week or two ago and it was not the director's cut.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I take no issue with a race bent T-1000 but this Korean pretty boy just isn't very menacing.

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

I want those eyebrows around my dick so bad


Ramsus posted:

T2 theatrical release is an amazing movie. If he saw the director's cut that was on netflix last time I checked (been quite a while), then I could see why he would think it was a terrible movie. Those extra scenes are really loving bad.
I enjoyed the scene where they have to shut Arnie down, flip a dip switch, and cold boot him.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
I enjoyed the movie. Went in expecting to be entertained and see some explosions for a couple hours and that's what I got. Yeah, half of it probably didn't make sense but who gives a poo poo? It had 3D!

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Cum with me if you want to give

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
drat, now I'm not sure if I've seen the director's cut. I already believe that T2 is one of the best movies ever made so it won't change that. Knowing that there is still a good version of it out there of course.

Which one has the T-800 trying to smile? I posted the .gif earlier. That was legitimately hilarious.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Why did John Connor not send a more badass dude back in the first movie?

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

netally posted:

I enjoyed the movie. Went in expecting to be entertained and see some explosions for a couple hours and that's what I got. Yeah, half of it probably didn't make sense but who gives a poo poo? It had 3D!

haha quote for fuckin truth :)

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

etalian posted:

Why did John Connor not send a more badass dude back in the first movie?

Kyle was a naked man sent back into a world he'd never seen, and he still managed to destroy a killing machine. I think he's as badass as you can get.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

etalian posted:

Why did John Connor not send a more badass dude back in the first movie?

How much more badass could Reese have been exactly?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Human Crouton posted:

Kyle was a naked man sent back into a world he'd never seen, and he still managed to destroy a killing machine. I think he's as badass as you can get.

his real accomplishment was creating the man who sent him back into time and also getting to bone Sarah Connor before she got turned into a spartan.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

etalian posted:

Why did John Connor not send a more badass dude back in the first movie?

He had to spring his post apocalyptic parent trap.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tricky D posted:

He had to spring his post apocalyptic parent trap.

He probably knew the whole scary terminator and flight together would create a romantic atmosphere.

Also pipe bomb date night

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Pennywise the Frown posted:

drat, now I'm not sure if I've seen the director's cut. I already believe that T2 is one of the best movies ever made so it won't change that. Knowing that there is still a good version of it out there of course.

Which one has the T-800 trying to smile? I posted the .gif earlier. That was legitimately hilarious.

Director's cut actually. The added scenes in the director's cut of T2 were mostly very small, with the exception of the resetting the CPU switch scene and the extended version of Sarah's dream where Kyle Reese talks to her

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

etalian posted:

He probably knew the whole scary terminator and flight together would create a romantic atmosphere.

Also pipe bomb date night

A lesser director would have had Sarah and Kyle making the pipe bombs with "I Will Always Love You" in the background. Then their hands touch as they screw the cap on one and they kiss.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Lookin 4 curvy goonette for pipe bomb date night.

ATF/HOMELAND need not apply.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

General Tofu posted:

Director's cut actually. The added scenes in the director's cut of T2 were mostly very small, with the exception of the resetting the CPU switch scene and the extended version of Sarah's dream where Kyle Reese talks to her

They're corny as gently caress.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
I'll concede they're corny, but great nerd material to watch after the fact. Some of the other bits they cut showed the T-1000 showing damage after it was frozen/shattered, which was cool. Also they had a scene where Dyson smashes a Terminator CPU model with an axe, which was p. cool

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Why cookie Rocket posted:

How much more badass could Reese have been exactly?

Reese should have been Arnold and Michael beihn the termjnator

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mange Mite posted:

Reese should have been Arnold and Michael beihn the termjnator

Arnold was originally intended to be cast as the hero until Cameron realized he was better as the terminator,

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
lol if you actually went to a theater and paid to see this movie, or jurASSic world, or avengers, or really any big budget event film

i guarantee you'd have a better time half watching terminator 2 for the 200th time on a second screen while you jerk it to porn on your primary display

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Mange Mite posted:

Reese should have been Arnold and Michael beihn the termjnator

Reese should have been Ringo from Tombstone.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Prettz posted:

there are only 2 terminator movies.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I liked it better when it was called Back to the Future Part 2

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

One detail I really liked about the chip scene was that Linda Hamilton's body double was a really talented dancer/actress in that scene and they had trouble mirroring her movements exactly and they took weeks on this shot then Linda goes, "Oh I wonder if my twin sister could do it better?" Got it in one day.

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