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Banjo Bones: Mar 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

# ? Jul 6, 2015 15:51

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:32

gbaby: Feb 6, 2015

City Slicka
Jobin
Golden Richards
Ax Man

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:02

HENGRY BUNG: Jan 15, 2015

Barack

Zimber

Xakcfz

Xerutz

RobinWilliams

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:04

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hengry

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:05

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Lowtax

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:10

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Dead person, dead person, and nameless dying person

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:10

gbaby: Feb 6, 2015

Zinga

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:12

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

NESguerilla posted:

Geez lady, place names are popular but you're supposed to misspell it a la Ciera or Jorja. Gives it character. :downs:

Also,

Naming your kids after corporations has a nice dystopian ring to it. Yeah I'm gonna go with 2082's kids answering to

Gugle
Ekzhan
Eebae
Bo Ing
Sitigrupe
Intelle
Phyzer
Dizknee
Youpie Ess
State Grid Corporation of Chyna

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:36

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

<----------- (no more vowels)

Also: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, although that would be difficult to yell.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:44

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Xcriblox

Wahstofress

Grignoblegs

Corkditiclox

Poloebolozo

Egneroxleki

Qwiso

..,,;;::;;,,..

Bungoslek

Meitloss

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:50

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Hengry

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:51

Axolotl: Jan 23, 2002; Whatever

Phobic Nest posted:

Geez lady, place names are popular but you're supposed to misspell it a la Ciera or Jorja. Gives it character.

Also,

Naming your kids after corporations has a nice dystopian ring to it. Yeah I'm gonna go with 2082's kids answering to

Gugle
Ekzhan
Eebae
Bo Ing
Sitigrupe
Intelle
Phyzer
Dizknee
Youpie Ess
State Grid Corporation of Chyna

She was already thinking about naming the kid after the Toyota Camry

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:03

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Axolotl posted:

She was already thinking about naming the kid after the Toyota Camry

Yeah, and Nayvie's probably less inspired by the armed forces and more off of Old Navy cuz why the gently caress not :downsgun:

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:12

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Beady Wong

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:13

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Phobic Nest posted:

Geez lady, place names are popular but you're supposed to misspell it a la Ciera or Jorja. Gives it character.

Also,

Naming your kids after corporations has a nice dystopian ring to it. Yeah I'm gonna go with 2082's kids answering to

Gugle
Ekzhan
Eebae
Bo Ing
Sitigrupe
Intelle
Phyzer
Dizknee
Youpie Ess
State Grid Corporation of Chyna

Phyzer is unironically awesome

Gonna see if the gov will let me use it for my first-born

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:22

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

BabyRuth
Hottub
Slippy

Only mexicans have children so mainly they will be juan and the like forever

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:32

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Buttfuckers

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:37

Vin BioEthanol: Jan 18, 2002; by Ralp

thathonkey posted:

Stormfront

Stormroof

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:55

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Hatecrime

Tyrion

Khaleesi

Dicksledge

Aryasturk

Strongblackwomanwhodon'tneednoman

# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:36

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Obama bin Biden

# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:59

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

In the future everyone will be named after the protagonists from popular teen fiction series.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:01

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Ka0 posted:

Frito

Hormel Chavez

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:03

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Muhammad Gonzalez

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:07

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Willion Al-Aljackson

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:10

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Roberx E. Leehman Brothers

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:11

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

SLUNK HAMMERGRASP

KILLER THRILLER

ZEEBOP THE ELECTRIC SAWBLADE

ANCIENT FETUS

THIS FUCKIN' GUY

BASHTOOTH, PRINCE OF THE PULSING FLESH

THE WALL OF NAILS

OST-OST, WASTE MINSTREL OF BARRELTOWN

# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:16

January: Jul 5, 2009

karma_coma posted:

Only mexicans have children so mainly they will be juan and the like forever

I welcome this in comparison to the cringeworthy made-up names like Kaydynn.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:10

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

Zorpulon

Glorbnatz

Floovyjimhoovits

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:46

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

Muhammad
Mohammed

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:56

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

kevyn

burlyn

blyp

yyyyyyyyyyy

# ? Jul 6, 2015 22:59

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

FISHGUTS & ROTBEARD, TWIN KINGS OF THE FETID CANYON

TONY THE BONESTEALER

BONE THE TONYMAKER

SANDICCA OF THE GREAT GREEN ORB

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED BUT IF PRESSED ABOUT IT WE WOULD CALL HIM STEVEN

RUSTFOOT

LONGPIG

STEVEN THE NAMELESS

THE ALL-MOTHER

ACID ACID ACID

# ? Jul 6, 2015 23:07