9/11 isnt funny

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The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

it's a lot funnier than "imgay" and "cuck" and whatever other bullshit lazy goons are throwing out

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:20

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:38

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

American emergency services claim that they will never forget 9/11.

I'm not suprised considering its their phone number.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:21

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

19 good men died

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:27

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

My Saint Bernard died on 9/11, which was the real tragedy of that day. Never gonna forget ol' Fat Boy. :rip:

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:42

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die.
My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy.
You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date.
Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief.
My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.

i lold

ergo 11/9 was funny op

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:44

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

My favorite part of 9/11 is people supported the patriot act and airport security and now they're all "uh buh, you mean they're phone tapping and searching people? What about MAH RIGHTS?!"

Gas prices went up because we elected two oil tycoons? Well by golly let's reelect them and see where this goes, shuckamuck.

Boy howdy that cokehead feller that lost money owning a professional sports team sure is good for the economy, tell you hwut. Gelp.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:54

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

The Whole Internet posted:

it's a lot funnier than "imgay" and "cuck" and whatever other bullshit lazy goons are throwing out

Lol what is this, 9/11/2013?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:00

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i was reloading posted:

What were the last pizzas ordered at the twin towers

Two large planes

hahaha @ the joke

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:00

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

9/11 was an inside joke.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:07

cams: Mar 28, 2003

I am Toni Lippi posted:

9/11 was an inside joke.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:08

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

I am Toni Lippi posted:

9/11 was an inside joke.

That's some Rothschild country club VIP-table humor

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:09

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

I don't remember 9/11

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:11

AdolfHitler: Mar 21, 2009

les fleurs du mall posted:

a lot of people died

thats effin hilarious tho.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:12

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die.
My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy.
You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date.
Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief.
My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.

LOL LOL!!! :cawg:

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:23

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

https://youtu.be/86VtPV23aFE

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:25

grandpas drunk: Jun 10, 2015; by Ralp

I watched the video of it yesterday and I cried it is so sad that the jews did this to us

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:25

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

I got head on 9/11 so let's not make light of the event.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:40

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

I was in history class that morning. The woodshop teacher barged in, said, "The Twin Towers have fallen and the Pentagon is burning!" and rushed down to the next classroom. It was unnerving at the time but pretty funny in retrospect.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:53

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When its intersected by a plane.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:55

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When its intersected by a plane.

Wow 9/11 and math. That is solid.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:56

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:57

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

speaking of 9/11, comedy central of streaming the entire series of daily show starting from 2000
it's kind of crazy blast from the past in an "oh gently caress bush was seriously awful how did i forget that" sort of way http://www.cc.com/events/month-of-zen/live.html

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:57

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

but i agree yeah it was a tragedy, ok?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:57

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

drat right a lot of people died

in Afghanistan and Iraq

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:59

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

9/11 is not funny. it hasn't ever been funny, either. it's not a joek that got old - it was never a joke. It's serious, and real.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 15:39

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

really funny

# ? Jul 6, 2015 15:42

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

les fleurs du mall posted:

9/11 is not funny. it hasn't ever been funny, either. it's not a joek that got old - it was never a joke. It's serious, and real.

Someone knocking on a door isn't funny either. It's all in the delivery.

Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!

# ? Jul 6, 2015 15:45

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Someone knocking on a door isn't funny either. It's all in the delivery.

Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!

The only people who laugh at 9/11 are the terrorists who wanted it to happen, and the people who support them.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:26

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

i hit a bald eagle with my car once by accident

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:31

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

at least it was a flying rat and not a majestic turkey

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:32

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

it flew acrsoss the road and i couldnt do anything about it. i was real sad i killed the america bird

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:33

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

i hit a turkey once too, sorry

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:33

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tell that Flavor Flav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPNK0VspQ0M

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:35

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

whatis posted:

i hit a turkey once too, sorry

thats at least half a 9/11 right there you monster

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:35

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:51

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I never got why some people kept mentioning that "jet fuel can't melt steel beans" at the time. What does a bean made out of steel have to do with anything? Later I was informed that they were saying "steel beams", but I continue to believe everyone was saying "steels beans" because my faith in my abilities is implacable and is why I have gotten so far in life.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 16:53

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

mods knew

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:02

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

les fleurs du mall posted:

this is touching ty

That dog was one of the hijackers fyi.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:15

Gentwise: Sep 12, 2003; Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

I don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die.
My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy.
You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date.
Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief.
My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.

It's like a new generation's "My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of a guard tower."

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:25

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:38

Eumenides: Sep 24, 2007; This is the face of Lawful Good!; Fun Shoe

If 9/11 isn't funny then why is it consistently one of the most hilarious things? QED therefore the deaths were jokes

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:25

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