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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Being around extraverted people is like being in the movies. They have so many good stories about interesting stuff they have done or other cool people they know. If I was an extrovert I would have bad rear end adventure-style experiences and a unique perspective to share with everyone, but I'm almost as happy just watching the superstars of society from the sidelines. To be completely honest I'd rather hear about someone going to the bar than do so myself.

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
stop posting

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Guy(with highly active and fulfilling but ultimately prosaic lifestyle): Dude you should have been there, to see how hard I was going

Me(INTJ with a wealth of esoteric knowledge and individualistic private life that I choose to keep, well, private): "..."

YeahSo!
Feb 1, 2015

by Lowtax

a bay posted:

Guy(with highly active and fulfilling but ultimately prosaic lifestyle): Dude you should have been there, to see how hard I was going

Sounds like he's talking about banging a chick and giving you the *ahem* juicy details.


P.S. When did you get Iceass, Baybay? Last I saw, you were getting around with that fedora dog someone plonked on you. 8o

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
A good way to find out if a dude is extroverted is to watch him play a Metal Gear game. And if he keeps causing alarms from running up to every guard to tell them about the tubes that were ripped and the pussy that was slated on his ski trip. Then he's probably an extroverted lol

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
id better get home and read some books

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a bay posted:

Guy(with highly active and fulfilling but ultimately prosaic lifestyle): Dude you should have been there, to see how hard I was going

Me(INTJ with a wealth of esoteric knowledge and individualistic private life that I choose to keep, well, private): "..."

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
introverts are incredibly fragile fabrege eggs with depression and if you shout at them and wave your arms around they shatter into a million tiny pieces and now you have to sweep them up and put them into a trash can

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
My navel goes inside, does that make me an introvert?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I did that test recently based on another thread here on the forums and got ESTP which I think means I am extroverted. If you want you can ask me questions since you have an interest in people like me.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Wait till the lads hear about this one on the Something Awful forums. Effort post forthcoming.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
incredibly shy humpty dumpty: all the kings horses and all the kings men need to leave me the gently caress alone so i can look at pictures of plants or whatever the gently caress

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
introvert acceptance is the same as fat acceptance.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Extrovert: Let's play some Calm of Duty dude. I'll kick your rear end in Call of Duty. I'll stomp a mud hole in your nuts bro. I'll suck your fucken balls in Call of Dutty: Modern Warefare you fag

Me: Sorry 'dude', I donated all my EA games to a group home for terminally fail noobs. How about a round of "who can keep quiet the longest"?

Friend from down the street who mostly sees me online: *shoots me a knowing smirk in lieu of a "high five", the stupidest and embarassing gesture in existence*

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

LegoPirateNinja posted:

introvert acceptance is the same as fat acceptance.

They only exist on the internet?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

a bay posted:

tell them about the tubes that were ripped and the pussy that was slated on his ski trip. Then he's probably an extroverted lol

I'm gonna need a diagram of how you think sex works

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
sometimes im introverted sometimes im extroverted im extremely complex, you see

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

reddit liker posted:

stop posting

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

reddit liker posted:

stop posting

step two, go outside, during the day

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm an extroverted guy and the most pathetic boring thing I can think of is someone who doesn't live for talking about themselves non stop, drinking garbage that tastes like crap and makes you sick, and pointless desperate debauchery with "sluts". Now let me tell you about my phone

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

a bay posted:

I'm an extroverted guy and the most pathetic boring thing I can think of is someone who doesn't live for talking about themselves non stop, drinking garbage that tastes like crap and makes you sick, and pointless desperate debauchery with "sluts". Now let me tell you about my phone

I hope this is funny in your head at the very least.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
I've found people that most people who act this delicate or claim they're introverted have untreated anxiety and depression issues they're hiding from. Not in that I've armchaired diagnosed them but later they have confessed or ended up on meds/in therapy about it.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
Extroverted people are the life of the party OP

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Facebook is basically Tumblr only instead of queer people sharing art, porno, and Supernatural gifs it's extroverted people sharing droll brunch joints, cell phone pictures of them with their arms around waisted strangers in dingy clubs, and second hand snark combined with clipart.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

bro! you, me, strip club - 20 minutes. I already called your boss and covered for you!

texasmed
May 27, 2004
you can be an extrovert if u just stop being a pussy beta bitch

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i have an extremely rich inner life and it's their loss if people don't break through my aloof shell to get to know the real me *thinks exclusively about dr who*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i have an extremely rich inner life and it's their loss if people don't break through my aloof shell to get to know the real me *thinks exclusively about dr who*

Are you my ex-girlfriend?

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp
Op you are a massive unfunny bitch & I hope u never post again

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Rhizoids posted:

Op you are a massive unfunny bitch & I hope u never post again

Rude

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp
I'm sorry; that was, a bit harsh. What I mean, to say, is seek help. Therpy works wonders.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Rhizoids posted:

I'm sorry; that was, a bit harsh. What I mean, to say, is seek help. Therpy works wonders.

Alcohol too. But the best is MDMA !! Since Molly works that well on introverts it's obvious that they have a chemical imbalance preventing them form living normal lives

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Third World War will be a war of the 'vertions

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i was actually introverted before it was trendy and mysterious

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i'm interested in extroverts too but i don't know how to socially interact with them

does anybody have any comics or infographics that describe how to interact with an extrovert

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ashgromnies posted:

i'm interested in extroverts too but i don't know how to socially interact with them

does anybody have any comics or infographics that describe how to interact with an extrovert

Suck the :dong:

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

ashgromnies posted:

i'm interested in extroverts too but i don't know how to socially interact with them

does anybody have any comics or infographics that describe how to interact with an extrovert

Don't worry, they will do all the interacting

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