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what if phones, but too much
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 18:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:08 |
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It’s Christmas, but everybody’s dead because nobody just reads anymore, you know? Nobody lifts their heads up for a second from those infernal pocket jailers we call phones to even cross the street before being merrily struck by a car. And everyone’s on Twitter, and that’s just terrible, and you’ve murdered everyone, and now it’s Christmas half the time, and murder the other half, and phones all of the time, and it’s all television’s fault.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 18:47 |