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I wasn't hitting on those girls; we were just talking. You're overreacting. You know you're my number one. Look, let's get some chipotle and talk things over.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:59 |
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Those girls were cops and I'm on the lamb you insensitive rear end in a top hat!
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:01 |
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Gaunab posted:I wasn't hitting on those girls; we were just talking. You're overreacting. You know you're my number one. Look, let's get some chipotle and talk things over. Ok, Ok, I'm sorry but for punishment I'm wearing the HUGE strap-on tonight and there's nothing you can do about it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:02 |
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Gaunab posted:I wasn't hitting on those girls; we were just talking. You're overreacting. You know you're my number one. Look, let's get some chipotle and talk things over. men are biologically wired to check other (attractive) women out. Does your girl apologizes for having a period ? stop being a pussy OP
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:13 |
Decebal posted:men are biologically wired to check other (attractive) women out. Does your girl apologizes for having a period ? stop being a pussy OP babe, if some hot chick was offering to suck your cock you'd do it too if you were a man, do you want me to supress my alpha nature? Get real. *whips dick out, pees on the floor* I'm a real man, living like a man should *starts whooping and thumping his chest as he sees the neighbor get to close to his yard*
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:22 |
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hi *gets hit in head* what? what are you mad at? what did i do? "i saw you looking at that girl" what girl?!? (you're in a mall with hundreds of people)
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:23 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Those girls were cops and I'm on the lamb you insensitive rear end in a top hat! lol... i'm on the lamb over here.. drat this getaway lamb is slow... hehe
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:50 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:lol... i'm on the lamb over here.. drat this getaway lamb is slow... hehe You're right I really should have picked then escape goat.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:53 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You're right I really should have picked then escape goat. augh... this is escape is really gettin my goat... i mean the guards found & confiscated my goat..
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:54 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You're right I really should have picked then escape goat. this made me lol, voted 5
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:55 |
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Best response I heard lately was from an unapologetic Frenchman. It's like appreciating a good painting, or meal or wine. It is then mere aesthetics, and foolish to not desire to appreciate the beauty in the world around you. FAAAAARRRTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:59 |
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Maldoror posted:hi this is why being gay owns. hth
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:09 |
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reddit liker posted:this is why being gay owns. hth *gets hit in head* what? what are you mad at? what did i do? "i saw you looking at that guy" what guy?!? (you're in a gay bar with hundreds of people)
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:18 |
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*gets hit in the head* What? why are you mad at me? what did I do? I saw you looking at that guy what guy? (you're alone in your house and it's really spooky)
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:21 |
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ghlbtsk posted:*gets hit in head* this has never happened to me... stop spreading falsities...
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:22 |
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Head trauma causes concussions which inhibit cognitive capacity. Women are why men are dumb.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:24 |
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*gets hit in head* What? why are you mad at me? what did I do? I saw you looking at the babe What babe? The babe with the power What power? The power of voodoo (You're in the goblin kingdom and the baby you stole is crying)
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:29 |
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baby i'm sorry i farted in the soup. i was so cross with you. i sat there and watched as you spooned up my farts and ate them. i can never undo what has been done
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:34 |
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*gets hit in the head* This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. *you take the red pill. Your eyes widen as realization spreads to every last inch of your being. You silently begin mouthing the truth that has become so very obvious to you* "all women are whores"
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