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and yet I still can't buy a product that will let me warm up my jerky just by walking
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:49 |
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imagine how obnoxious that poo poo has got to be for literally everybody around those children in any situation lol
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:52 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:imagine how obnoxious that poo poo has got to be for literally everybody around those children in any situation lol Children that aren't related to you are always obnoxious.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:52 |
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Great idea rear end in a top hat toy company! Tiny people that run around in public completely oblivious to their surroundings need distracting shoes.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:55 |
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oh hey look, it's the kid whose parents won't buy him an iPhone
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:56 |
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business man at the shoe factory running into the board room meeting waving his arms:PLAY THE GAME THATS A SHOE!
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 19:58 |
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Enfield posted:business man at the shoe factory running into the board room meeting waving his arms:PLAY THE GAME THATS A SHOE! Close, it's the game you wear and the shoe you play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFIphlMSW2Y
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:00 |
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Enfield posted:business man at the shoe factory running into the board room meeting waving his arms:PLAY THE GAME THATS A SHOE! I cant help but think it was all because of one extremely ambitious person in the marketing department who managed to jump through all the hoops and get to "the top" and is mega loving excited but in reality the decision to put these into production was met by some seriously bored executives who couldn't care less and were just like... will we make even a little money off this? ok ... well... ok...stupid, but hmm ok, greenlight
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:01 |
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imagine a schoolbus full of fat snivelling children all jamming their fingers into the sides of their shoes and making beep boop sounds
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:04 |
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i would gladly punch a child if they started playing with these in public
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:05 |
still no meat-shoe
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:07 |
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Son of Rodney posted:still no meat-shoe such is life
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:15 |
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lol what a retarded idea, like if your going to make game shoes at least put some sensor in the soles of the shoe so it can be a game about walking or jumping or something jeez
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:16 |
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man those are ugly shoes
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:17 |
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you know your a 90s kid if you can remember really loving stupid toys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmBUIB5x1k
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:19 |
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Does it come in 10.5, asking for my son
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:19 |
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what if a kid trips over a mushroom and the on/off switcg gets jammed and his shoes wont stop yelling boop sounds and the kid starts crying and peeing. what then
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:23 |
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Remember heelyz
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:23 |
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its fairly fuckimg important that the things on our feet that we stamp onto hard surfaces with a billion times a day have a bunch of flimsy electronics in it. i want my shoes to go haywire and electrocte me everytime i play kickball
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:27 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Remember heelyz annoying as hell too. also banned immediately, like these will be, from schools
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:28 |
THE DOG HOUSE posted:imagine how obnoxious that poo poo has got to be for literally everybody around those children in any situation lol yeah but parents love shoes that boop/squeak because if they hear SQUEAKSQUEAKsqueaksqueaksqueak they know their kid is running away and they can go after them e: it bugs the poo poo out of everyone else but one of the nice things about being a parent is that you don't care Clipperton fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 20:36 |
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kids can play cowboys n' indians by wearing a cowboy hat and beating up indian kids
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:23 |
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The final death throes of the 90s
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:24 |
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Roy posted:The final death throes of the 90s
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:44 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Remember heelyz unfortunately
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:47 |
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This poo poo ain't even endorsed by hulk hogan...
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:48 |
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Wanamingo posted:and yet I still can't buy a product that will let me warm up my jerky just by walking Put it in your shoe.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:50 |
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uh... hahaha, whatever. tell me when i can play candy crush on my shoe until then don't gently caress with me
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:53 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:uh... hahaha, whatever. tell me when i can play candy crush on my shoe until then don't gently caress with me Kickstart some device that lets you affix your iphone to your baby shoes. Make it from wood and cream yourself all the way to the bank.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 21:54 |
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it sure is going to be awesome when the game stops working two loving weeks after you buy them just like those light shoes from the 90's
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 00:37 |
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Lameification
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:02 |
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:it sure is going to be awesome when the game stops working two loving weeks after you buy them just like those light shoes from the 90's i had those light shoes, they worked forever. in fact the shoe wore down before the lights did, and i cut the lights out to keep when i got a new pair of shoes
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:10 |
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Son of Rodney posted:still no meat-shoe
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:12 |
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Rutibex posted:i had those light shoes, they worked forever. in fact the shoe wore down before the lights did, and i cut the lights out to keep when i got a new pair of shoes a wild poor appears
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 01:14 |
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I see kids wearing light up shoes all the time now. How I hate them and their cool shoes that didn't exist when I was at a socially appropriate age to wear them.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:33 |
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Moon Atari posted:I see kids wearing light up shoes all the time now. How I hate them and their cool shoes that didn't exist when I was at a socially appropriate age to wear them. you're in luck, being a gigantic manchild is 'in' now so queue up your favorite chiptunes and step into your adult sized la lights
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:36 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you're in luck, being a gigantic manchild is 'in' now so queue up your favorite chiptunes and step into your adult sized la lights I thought you were adblocking GBS in ur browser
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:37 |
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i'm usiing ie right now and have poor self control
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:37 |
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Rutibex posted:i had those light shoes, they worked forever. in fact the shoe wore down before the lights did, and i cut the lights out to keep when i got a new pair of shoes Light shoes were rad.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:40 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you're in luck, being a gigantic manchild is 'in' now so queue up your favorite chiptunes and step into your adult sized la lights My theory is that people are either choosing to have children later or are unable to find a partner, so are unable to enjoy childish stuff vicariously like a normal adult and their parents generation did and instead make it a part of their own identity.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 02:46 |