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Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
Hire people with hooks

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Axolotl posted:

Hire people with hooks

i prefer to use professional interviews, reasonable pay grades and a good work environment, you get higher quality workers than the ones you can just pull in with a hook

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
While growing up the guy living next door had a hook hand. I once saw him drop a hot dog through the grate of a grill then just reached right in there and picked it up and put it back on. This is not a innuendo even though I wish it were.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Mad Monk posted:

While growing up the guy living next door had a hook hand. I once saw him drop a hot dog through the grate of a grill then just reached right in there and picked it up and put it back on. This is not a innuendo even though I wish it were.

it does sound like the tube title of a gay porno

HOOK HAND STUD DROPS HOT DOG IN TWINKS GRILL

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If I had a hook hand i'd perform abortions in those countries that didn't allow them legally and make the big bucks.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

spud posted:

If I had a hook hand i'd perform abortions in those countries that didn't allow them legally and make the big bucks.

id make a new goatse for a modern age

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
hook hand offensive tackle

nobody would gently caress with that dude

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Axolotl posted:

Hire people with hooks

As long as they sign a non-compete claws.

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