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buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME
I think chili needs beans to be a proper chili but what do you guys think!?

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



If it's cheap canned or low tier restaurant I-don't-give-a-gently caress chili, no beans

If it's real chili, beans

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
gently caress you that's what I think

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
If you don't put beans in yo chili, yo rear end is pretty silly!

You loving troglodyte.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Chili has beans. Enjoy your bean less meat soup.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Chili doesn't have beans.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

hemophilia posted:

Chili doesn't have beans.

god what a scrub

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


ROFLburger posted:

god what a scrub

name-calling wont make your tard chili legit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's better with beans but I voted my conscience which is Goku.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

my girlfriend is a horse

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Good chili has beans. If there are no beans, it is poo poo chili aka poo poo aka poop aka dookie aka cock tits gently caress

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how do the spanish speaking americans do it

do it like them

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
no beans = more meat

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

hemophilia posted:

Chili doesn't have beans.
:cawg::cawg::cawg::cawg:


thanks ~Salmiakki~

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
voted the number of beans in each bite of real chili (5)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It can go either way, as long as it has lots of tomatoes and a shot of espresso.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I just made chili tonight using 4 different chiles. It was pretty much just the chili broth and short rib and loving amazing. I am in the no anything but meat, chiles, and spices/onions camp. My wife had horrible diarrhea afterwards because she never eats spicy food.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

It can go either way, as long as it has lots of tomatoes and a shot of espresso.

I actually put ultra fine ground coffee in. Also had soy sauce, marmite, anchovies, fish sauce, and cocoa.

It really turned out incredibly good but now I can't make it again because of my wife making GBS threads her brains out.


I already have sacrificed garlic for her (it makes her sick too) so this is horrible.

Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jul 7, 2015

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Figures a bunch of goons used to eating canned chili slathered on top of their ramen and mountain dew would think bean chili is the natural state of things.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
dumb argument brewing in a thread designed to start this dumb argument again

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

AEMINAL posted:

gently caress you that's what I think

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

vyst posted:

Chili has beans. Enjoy your bean less meat soup.

It's a stew you insufferable retard, just like your beany slop.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
this threads going to really make unreasonably arngry so im.going to go for a walk and look for dogs so i can pet them

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Lentils.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i can lay a great poop with any chili but how am i spposed to rip spicy windy ones w/o beans?

beanless chili is all fury and no sound

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Demonachizer posted:

I just made chili tonight using 4 different chiles. It was pretty much just the chili broth and short rib and loving amazing. I am in the no anything but meat, chiles, and spices/onions camp. My wife had horrible diarrhea afterwards because she never eats spicy food.


I actually put ultra fine ground coffee in. Also had soy sauce, marmite, anchovies, fish sauce, and cocoa.

It really turned out incredibly good but now I can't make it again because of my wife making GBS threads her brains out.


I already have sacrificed garlic for her (it makes her sick too) so this is horrible.

i lovethhis fuckien post

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Demonachizer posted:

I just made chili tonight using 4 different chiles. It was pretty much just the chili broth and short rib and loving amazing. I am in the no anything but meat, chiles, and spices/onions camp. My wife had horrible diarrhea afterwards because she never eats spicy food.


I actually put ultra fine ground coffee in. Also had soy sauce, marmite, anchovies, fish sauce, and cocoa.

It really turned out incredibly good but now I can't make it again because of my wife making GBS threads her brains out.


I already have sacrificed garlic for her (it makes her sick too) so this is horrible.

Why did you marry that persom

Watson Your Back, Holmes
Jan 5, 2005

Back in the 90s some guys made a map of the best spots to get Wendy's chili cause it was all made differently at each location

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Campbell's tomato soup
Butter
French onion soup mix
Can Of chick peas
Cubed Ribeye (yumyum!)
4 cans bud light
One chopped yellow bell pepper

tada, chili

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Oh I forgot the cocoa powder

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i wish cincinatti chili could not be called chili by law

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Demonachizer posted:

I just made chili tonight using 4 different chiles. It was pretty much just the chili broth and short rib and loving amazing. I am in the no anything but meat, chiles, and spices/onions camp. My wife had horrible diarrhea afterwards because she never eats spicy food.


I actually put ultra fine ground coffee in. Also had soy sauce, marmite, anchovies, fish sauce, and cocoa.

It really turned out incredibly good but now I can't make it again because of my wife making GBS threads her brains out.


I already have sacrificed garlic for her (it makes her sick too) so this is horrible.

hey everybody, get a load of demonachizer's bitchmade wife!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Campbell's tomato soup
Butter
French onion soup mix
Can Of chick peas
Cubed Ribeye (yumyum!)
4 cans bud light
One chopped yellow bell pepper

tada, chili

hosed up IMO

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Campbell's tomato soup
Butter
French onion soup mix
Can Of chick peas
Cubed Ribeye (yumyum!)
4 cans bud light
One chopped yellow bell pepper

tada, chili

Number 1 Fuckin Retard

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

hemophilia posted:

Figures a bunch of goons used to eating canned chili slathered on top of their ramen and mountain dew would think bean chili is the natural state of things.

So true. Real chili, Texas chili, is a far superior product.

Get you some rib meat; some grass fed angus flesh, some unholy hot peppers, and enjoy the ride to weirdsville.

Some crushed (and preferably smoked) tomatoes are optional. But beans? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6Qbfh1JaM

e: this seems like a passable recipe http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/true-texas-chili-355049

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Real chili has crushed Oreos in it.

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
I like beans, jus PLEASE don't forget the corn bread

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

gbaby posted:

I like beans, jus PLEASE don't forget the corn bread

Oh, corn bread on the side is also mandatory. Forget? That's a paddling.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
A parade of snobs from goons with spoons will come over and demand no beans. Those guys are the worst

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
this pic was already in my browser history when i typed "corn bread" :drat:

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Campbell's tomato soup
Butter
French onion soup mix
Can Of chick peas
Cubed Ribeye (yumyum!)
4 cans bud light
One chopped yellow bell pepper

tada, chili
Water/Pork/beef broth or bouillon
salt
pepper
garlic powder
cumin
red kidney beans
cheap ground beef
dried chiles
:effort:

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