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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

texans, white texans, know more about chili than mexicans.

"Texas style" chili is just chile colorado / a beef adobado and the only rich Texas heritage it portrays is the inability and unwillingness of Texans, America's most degenerate and retarded subjugate race, to pronounce foreign words correctly.

Also your barbecue is second rate.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:00

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:56

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Sheep-Goats posted:

"Texas style" chili is just chile colorado / a beef adobado and the only rich Texas heritage it portrays is the inability and unwillingness of Texans, America's most degenerate and retarded subjugate race, to pronounce foreign words correctly.

Also your barbecue is second rate.

You're a bitch + probably from a bitch state

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:03

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Sheep-Goats posted:

"Texas style" chili is just chile colorado / a beef adobado and the only rich Texas heritage it portrays is the inability and unwillingness of Texans, America's most degenerate and retarded subjugate race, to pronounce foreign words correctly.

Also your barbecue is second rate.

You're telling me the swamp-billies that live in the Louisiana and Florida, who's gas stations of home made fried chicken and silent-hill esque dirty bathrooms are better than Texans?

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:04

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Lunixnerd posted:

Don't use ground beef or brisket or beans idiots!

Use stewing lamb, some cardamom pods, star anise, bay leaves, coriander, cumin and chilli flakes and enjoy it with a nice garlic naan.

im making chili how i want to bitch. you cant tell me what to do

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:05

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

You're a bitch + probably from a bitch state

List of bitch states:
-Texas
-Arizona
-Georgia
-Alabama
-Mississippi

As exemplified by them playing bottom bitch always and forever to the north, but we do have unfair advantages like a human intelligence capable of diplomacy or the culinary sense to know when we're cooking Mexican food and to not just pretend it's something we came up with.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:08

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man posted:

You're telling me the swamp-billies that live in the Louisiana and Florida, who's gas stations of home made fried chicken and silent-hill esque dirty bathrooms are better than Texans?

Louisiana yes, Florida it depends how many days out that particular marsh hick is from raping an animal.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:10

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

My Chili is made with fresh, grilled pineapple, 2 sticks of Velveeta cheese and a bag of sous-vide powdered donuts.

Fite me me bitches.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:11

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Sheep-Goats posted:

List of bitch states:

-Arizona
-Georgia
-Alabama
-Mississippi
-West Coast states
-Most East Coast states
-All that bullshit in the midwest
-Alaska

Wow, sorry I don't think Texas actually makes the cut except in your deluded stupid as gently caress yankee brain.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:12

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

List of bitch states:
-Texas
-Arizona
-Georgia
-Alabama
-Mississippi

As exemplified by them playing bottom bitch always and forever to the north, but we do have unfair advantages like a human intelligence capable of diplomacy or the culinary sense to know when we're cooking Mexican food and to not just pretend it's something we came up with.

wow this is like arguing over who is the least retarded. if your american youve already lost.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:13

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

So I have a lot of the chili broth/sauce/whatever left from my chili and I am thinking of braising lamb in it. Is this a horrible idea? This was an all meat chili base so there aren't any beans or other retarded poo poo left in it.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:20

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Lamb adobado instead of beef adobado? Yes that's permissible and not at all a radical idea like Texans might think.

Brown the lamb first then remove the meat and tilt the pan to skim off remaining fat if necessary. Add your adobado base to the pan you cooked the lamb in and then the lamb in to that base. Don't just boil raw lamb in the sauce. Don't burn the fond when browning the lamb. Don't waste the fond. Don't overcrowd the pan so you get no fond.

You could also grill the lamb (pref. with some wood chips in the coals) before simmering but that's a lot more work.

hemale in pain posted:

if your american youve already lost.

A Brit or an Aussie posting in a food thread haha

Also nice grasp of the language.

raton fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jul 8, 2015

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:35

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

the fond: eeyyyyy

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:41

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

the fond: eeyyyyy

Agree with this post

# ? Jul 8, 2015 15:43

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

Lamb adobado instead of beef adobado? Yes that's permissible and not at all a radical idea like Texans might think.

Brown the lamb first then remove the meat and tilt the pan to skim off remaining fat if necessary. Add your adobado base to the pan you cooked the lamb in and then the lamb in to that base. Don't just boil raw lamb in the sauce. Don't burn the fond when browning the lamb. Don't waste the fond. Don't overcrowd the pan so you get no fond.

You could also grill the lamb (pref. with some wood chips in the coals) before simmering but that's a lot more work.

A Brit or an Aussie posting in a food thread haha

Also nice grasp of the language.

id prefer ot kill myself than to care this much about food

# ? Jul 8, 2015 16:07

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Sheep-Goats posted:

Don't just boil raw lamb in the sauce.

you've already lost the brits by this point

ive had what british people call 'chili'. it's hideous.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:28

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

goku

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:32

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

hemale in pain posted:

id prefer ot kill myself than to care this much about food

I'd prefer you kill yourself as well.

Mange Mite posted:

you've already lost the brits by this point

Good

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:35

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

you'll never guess what happens when you combine autism with cooking!

# ? Jul 8, 2015 17:44

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Mange Mite posted:

ive had what british people call 'chili'. it's hideous.

I would like to know more.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:18

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

hemale in pain posted:

you'll never guess what happens when you combine autism with cooking!

shut up you retard

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:26

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

as someone who has killed myself and cooked i prefer cooking

# ? Jul 8, 2015 18:27

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

hemale in pain posted:

id prefer ot kill myself than to care this much about food

get to it

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:20

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

hemale in pain posted:

you'll never guess what happens when you combine autism with cooking!

Jeffrey Dahmer

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:28

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

chili made with bulgur wheat and pepperocinis

# ? Jul 8, 2015 19:32

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

quote:

It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger.

To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever survive.

I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.

Ingredients:

1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover jews)
2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man)
4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul)
1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist)
1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now)
6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce
1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream)
2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an rear end in a top hat)
2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste)
1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint)
1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass)

Instructions:

Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat
Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes
Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two
Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper
Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10
Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore

And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me.

Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 20:42

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

6 ejactulations (squirts)

# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:05

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Lunixnerd posted:

Don't use ground beef or brisket or beans idiots!
Use stewing lamb, some cardamom pods, star anise, bay leaves, coriander, cumin and chilli flakes and enjoy it with a nice garlic naan.

Sounds delicious, but this is just spicy lamb stew.

# ? Jul 8, 2015 21:52