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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
No arrests made yet but the FBI has seized all his computers and is looking through them AS WE SPEAK

E:http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/07/07/police-investigation-under-way-at-home-of-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle/29807473/

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Subway guy?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Looks like the type.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
which forum does he mod?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Apparently, yeah.

I am surprised his last name is Fogle. Not surprised about the other thing.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Medium Cool posted:

which forum does he mod?

YLLS

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Turns out that South Park episode wasn't satire.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I bet some internet detective found him on a hentai forum or something.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The dude really does loves subs.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It's Fugly and Ogle in the same name

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

always knew that wax-skinned big-toothed monster had some creepy deal going on

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Eat Fresh.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Jared fogled my child!

Hungriest Hippo
Jul 7, 2015


hmm gee wonder if he did it lol

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Of COURSE he sticks to the smaller sandwiches...

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006



Still got bitchtits.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Wicker Man posted:

Of COURSE he sticks to the smaller sandwiches...

"Heeeey Kid. You wanna foot long?













































JK, I have a really small penis."

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i don't get it, i really don't

kids aren't even hot

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
he became too fond of fondling small flaccid meat

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:



Still got bitchtits.

looks like he has a massive $5 footlong in his shorts too, must be a kid playing in a yard out of frame

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
*subway jared holding up a full grown adult*

"Before eating Subway I used to be into these"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ha he got fat as poo poo again. gently caress you jared you genetic monstrosity

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
eat fresh

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Everyone who has ever been on television is into kids: actors, pitchmen, news anchors, everyone.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
5, 5 year old
, 5 year old dick pics

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Does anyone have a picture of Jared at a Star Trek convention?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
and now we learn the other thing he was willing to walk ten miles for

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tricky D posted:

Everyone who has ever been on television is into kids: actors, pitchmen, news anchors, everyone.

Hmmm

Fogle's parents are Norman Fogle, a physician, and Adrienne Fogle, a teacher. He is Jewish.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Mange Mite posted:

Fogle's parents are Norman Fogle, a physician, and Adrienne Fogle, a teacher. He is Jewish.

I'm not really sure how all this ties into it.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Anyone else want a hoagie for lunch? I know this hip new child-predator free, hole in the wall. It's called jimmy johns, you probably never heard of it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


"Come on, kids. Eat fresh. No one wants to gently caress a fatty."

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
hi id like to place an order :phone: :phoneline: :phoneb: coming right up sir

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tricky D posted:

I'm not really sure how all this ties into it.

Open your eyes sheeple!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:



"Come on, kids. Eat fresh. No one wants to gently caress a fatty."

But if they are fat they can't run away and escape.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I'm not opposed to people like him being euthanised, preferably in one of those industrial shredders they put sofas and engine blocks into

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Jonny 290 posted:

and now we learn the other thing he was willing to walk ten miles for

Hes still got nothing on the proclaimers.

"Jared Fogle" is an anagram for "A 'red elf' jog"

makes u thnk

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
not even so much what he's been accused of. just his general look.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
welp, looks like that fogle got duggared

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tricky D posted:

Everyone who has ever been on television is into kids: actors, pitchmen, news anchors, everyone.

Mike Rowe, nooooo :(

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