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why do subway jared's pants in those pictures look too small? because they arewn't his!!!
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Jul 7, 2015 17:03
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Daedra posted:so he likes anime and star trek Statistically yes
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Jul 7, 2015 17:04
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He didn't make that. They shred the lettuce in fast food joints because it's easier to store and serve. I'd like to address any other confusion you may have now while I have time. I'll clear up a bunch of stuff for you. of course he didnt make it retard but the fast food place did. but of course you knew i knew that, and are just a human being
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Jul 7, 2015 17:05
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Jerry Sandusky was a regular at the Penn State Subway.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:06
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What's green and can be found in a baby's diaper? Subway Jared's hand after eating the new Subway™ Turkey and Bacon Avocado Sandwich
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Jul 7, 2015 17:06
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TheHoosier posted:what is it about being famous that makes people want to diddle kids I think it might be because after a certain point they get bored with all the easy women and drugs and start trying to push boundaries to make it exciting again
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Jul 7, 2015 17:06
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TheHoosier posted:subway knew
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Jul 7, 2015 17:07
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Brannock posted:I think it might be because after a certain point they get bored with all the easy women and drugs and start trying to push boundaries to make it exciting again like with regular people and porn
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Jul 7, 2015 17:07
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in light of this news and on behalf of abuse survivors I'm starting a petition to get subway to change their sandwiches to a non-phallic shape. lol they'll always have that same lame retort of "it's about dining not dicking!"
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Jul 7, 2015 17:09
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So is he more of a Trek guy or Magic the Gathering guy?
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Jul 7, 2015 17:10
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Vin BioEthanol posted:in light of this news and on behalf of abuse survivors I'm starting a petition to get subway to change their sandwiches to a non-phallic shape. Thank you! For years I've eaten my subway sandwiches from the side (like a cob of corn) so that I may enjoy healthy fast food and not look like a sodomite doing so.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:12
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What does Subway Jared and natural gas pockets have in common? they're both dangerous to minors [miners]
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Jul 7, 2015 17:13
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If only CM Punk wasn't stopped when he told his henchmen to bring him Jared from Subway. He could have stopped all this.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What's green and can be found in a baby's diaper? Ok, that's stretching it. said Jared, perusing his gigabytes of kiddie anuses being raped
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Jul 7, 2015 17:13
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why does not jared order jalapenos on his sandwihc because he is already jalapeno [all up in yhour] child
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Jul 7, 2015 17:14
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Champenema posted:Ok, that's stretching it. IDGI
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Jul 7, 2015 17:14
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What's white and doesn't work? Your son's gastrointestinal tract after Jared is done cumming inside it
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Jul 7, 2015 17:15
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Haverchuck posted:of course he didnt make it retard but the fast food place did. but of course you knew i knew that, and are just a human being Imagine there's a 3mb gif here of various celebrities laughing at you because this site is broken and half the time you try to attach files to your posts it shits itself.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:15
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Demonachizer posted:Does Subway have a kid's meal? This was a serious question that I am hoping for an answer to.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:16
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I know someone who works for a certain agency who's not allowed to officially comment but he's telling me it's all stored on sub-sandwich-shaped usb drives
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Jul 7, 2015 17:16
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Demonachizer posted:This was a serious question that I am hoping for an answer to. yes but unfortunately it's just an androgynous man's wenis and not a nice healthy meal witha fun toy or anything 
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Jul 7, 2015 17:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yes but unfortunately it's just an androgynous man's wenis and not a nice healthy meal witha fun toy or anything 
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Jul 7, 2015 17:18
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Jonny 290 posted:hi id like to place an order I always thought these 2 looked pretry similar don't even need photo shop faces to do a mix up.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:19
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coming right up sir
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Demonachizer posted:This was a serious question that I am hoping for an answer to. Yes they do
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Jul 7, 2015 17:19
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merely commenting that getting your lame joke requires a stretch of causality and logic, causing physical discomfort not unlike being raped. i.e.: much like your posts
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Jul 7, 2015 17:21
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what did the judge say to subway jared five will get you twelve
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Jul 7, 2015 17:22
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tater_salad posted:I always thought these 2 looked pretry similar don't even need photo shop faces to do a mix up. The takeaway from all this is to keep your kids away from anyone with a bottom heavy head.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:23
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Jonny 290 posted:hi id like to place an order
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Jul 7, 2015 17:24
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Demonachizer posted:This was a serious question that I am hoping for an answer to. They have the Jared Jr.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:26
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well, this is a story bout a dude named jared the poor fat gently caress could barely leave his bed but then one day he lost a bunch of weight and said it was because of the sandwiches he ate subway... eat fresh... nooooooow the first thing you know ol' Jared's on tv the kin folk said "Jared it's your destiny!" they said "make commercials and you'll be a licensee!" but he threw it all away for some child pornographyyyyyyyy
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Jul 7, 2015 17:26
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Verily I Shat posted:he hid his dick in a sub and gave it to kids and now you know why they dumped the v-cut
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Jul 7, 2015 17:36
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dude is married and has kids too sooooooooo I'd have CPS do some double checking to make sure his kids are ok.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:39
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lotsa good puns guys we are almost to Gawker comments level quality here well done all
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Jul 7, 2015 17:41
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The sad part is that Subway did nothing about it. They have stores all over the country and the world, so when he'd get caught doing this, they'd simply move him to another location. That is until this new awesome pope came along and took care of all that! Fuckin' A Pope! Fuckin' A!
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Jul 7, 2015 17:44
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Demonachizer posted:Does Subway have a kid's meal? Yes, but it's Jared's dick. EDIT: DAMMIT beaten like Jared's dick (to kiddie porn)!!!!!
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Jul 7, 2015 17:45
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Chinatown posted:lotsa good puns guys we are almost to Gawker comments level quality here What happened to MH370? Jared hosed all the children on it and then hid it.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:46
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knock knock whom is there little boy blue little boy blue who subway jared
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Jul 7, 2015 17:49
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Doctor Butts posted:dude is married and has kids too sooooooooo I'd have CPS do some double checking to make sure his kids are ok. fresh ingredients
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jackyl posted:fresh ingredients something subway can deny anything in common with.
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