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im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:48 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:50 |
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gently caress you eat poo poo please die OP :thirdpost:
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:51 |
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Well that's fine. That trike is much safer and more stable. That motorcycle looks very dangerous. Also that $50 trike with no engine is clearly keeping up with the motorcycle and may actually be overtaking it.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:52 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:
Once you run out of gas (probably really fast since we already hit peak oil) I'll be cruisin along on my trike powered by Sun energy suck it OP !
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:54 |
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your bike has no rider and is thus doomed to crash just like this thread
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:55 |
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post count determines the size of your bike and they are all heading to failure and fleeing from having a healthy, happy and successful life
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:59 |
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so many baby tricycle babbbys itt
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:02 |
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I am the speed bike, you are the goalie's hairy butthole.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:10 |
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lmao OP chose a crotch rocket, the most "i have a teeny penis and need people to see me looking cool" motorcycle ever, to symbolize how cool he is
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:12 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lmao OP chose a crotch rocket, the most "i have a teeny penis and need people to see me looking cool" motorcycle ever, to symbolize how cool he is im utterly convinced that my penis is larger than yours
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:13 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:15 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:im utterly convinced that my penis is larger than yours if true honestly pretty impressive, so nice one but i feel bad for you because all of the problems i have with situating my junk into pants, tip touching toilet bowl, fitting into your mom, etc, all those problems must be magnified for you
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:15 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:if true honestly pretty impressive, so nice one ... god dammit you got me i dont have any of those problems
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:17 |
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My dick is motor cycle
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:37 |
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I'm the bike seat.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:37 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:... god dammit you got me i dont have any of those problems sry bout you micropenis
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:39 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:sry bout you micropenis dont sign your posts hahahahahahahahahaha
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:40 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:40 |
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slow and steady wins the race young man
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:42 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:slow and steady wins the race young man yea i tell myself the same thing after i been jackin for an hour and a half with no end in sight
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:53 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:
me | | | | | | OP
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:54 |
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Mad Monk posted:I am the speed bike, you are the goalie's hairy butthole. i wish
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:10 |
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Retail Slave posted:me dang yall just daisychainin dildos together pretty cool stuff
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:31 |
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thi s is as good a place as any have any of you guys wondered what it would be like to take a poo poo with your rear end in a top hat fully gaped? like goatse style? would the poo just kind of break off in the middle and fall through your butthole? could you feel the warmth of the poo passing close by your anus ring? what sound would it make?
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:33 |
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bike's front wheel is clearly stationary while trike is all blur; perhaps the left side of the image is depicting the destination-end of a hyperspace warp, explaining the motion of the driverless vehicles?
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:38 |
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yep
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:38 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:thi s is as good a place as any yea check out my youtube channel here
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:39 |
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one day you will find it is not the destination but the journey. bikes that you have to manually work are loving awesome.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:20 |
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manually pushing the pedal on my car
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:25 |
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I'm the tricycle seat
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:43 |
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Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:44 |
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Demonachizer posted:Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle. I would disagree with this literal interpretation, in general. however ill never get over you donating like $5000 in a thread to make some guy stfu about headphones so maybe you are the rare exception here where you are better than me
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:51 |
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im the oil baron who owns the land from which the motorcycle gas comes from, as well as the rubber tires on the trike
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:01 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:
I don't think so Tim
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:19 |
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Genuine question here for the OP, where did you think this thread was going to go after you posted it? I don't mean like "to the gas chamber lol!!!" but seriously how exactly did you imagine anyone might be able to contribute to this thread in a funny or interesting way?
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 00:24 |
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Just because you're better than me doesn't mean I'm a baby Just because I'm writing this doesn't mean I'm a tricyclist -Billy Bragg
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 00:59 |
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i will wreck u with my racing trike jesus christ look how blurry the background is
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# ? Jul 8, 2015 07:47 |
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Demonachizer posted:Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle. wow
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