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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald


im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol

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Fun Shoe

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol

:gas:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
gently caress you

:firstpost:

eat poo poo

:secondpost:

please die OP

:thirdpost:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Well that's fine. That trike is much safer and more stable. That motorcycle looks very dangerous. Also that $50 trike with no engine is clearly keeping up with the motorcycle and may actually be overtaking it.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol

Once you run out of gas (probably really fast since we already hit peak oil) I'll be cruisin along on my trike powered by Sun energy

suck it OP !

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
your bike has no rider and is thus doomed to crash just like this thread

ktvrxiii
Oct 14, 2012
post count determines the size of your bike and they are all heading to failure and fleeing from having a healthy, happy and successful life

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
so many baby tricycle babbbys itt

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I am the speed bike, you are the goalie's hairy butthole.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
lmao OP chose a crotch rocket, the most "i have a teeny penis and need people to see me looking cool" motorcycle ever, to symbolize how cool he is

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lmao OP chose a crotch rocket, the most "i have a teeny penis and need people to see me looking cool" motorcycle ever, to symbolize how cool he is

im utterly convinced that my penis is larger than yours

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

im utterly convinced that my penis is larger than yours

if true honestly pretty impressive, so nice one

but i feel bad for you because all of the problems i have with situating my junk into pants, tip touching toilet bowl, fitting into your mom, etc, all those problems must be magnified for you

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

if true honestly pretty impressive, so nice one

but i feel bad for you because all of the problems i have with situating my junk into pants, tip touching toilet bowl, fitting into your mom, etc, all those problems must be magnified for you

... god dammit you got me i dont have any of those problems

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

My dick is motor cycle

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I'm the bike seat.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

... god dammit you got me i dont have any of those problems

sry bout you micropenis

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

sry bout you micropenis

dont sign your posts hahahahahahahahahaha

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

slow and steady wins the race young man

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

slow and steady wins the race young man

yea i tell myself the same thing after i been jackin for an hour and a half with no end in sight

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mad Monk posted:

I am the speed bike, you are the goalie's hairy butthole.

i wish

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Retail Slave posted:

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dang yall just daisychainin dildos together pretty cool stuff

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
thi s is as good a place as any

have any of you guys wondered what it would be like to take a poo poo with your rear end in a top hat fully gaped? like goatse style? would the poo just kind of break off in the middle and fall through your butthole? could you feel the warmth of the poo passing close by your anus ring? what sound would it make?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bike's front wheel is clearly stationary while trike is all blur; perhaps the left side of the image is depicting the destination-end of a hyperspace warp, explaining the motion of the driverless vehicles?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
yep

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thi s is as good a place as any

have any of you guys wondered what it would be like to take a poo poo with your rear end in a top hat fully gaped? like goatse style? would the poo just kind of break off in the middle and fall through your butthole? could you feel the warmth of the poo passing close by your anus ring? what sound would it make?

yea check out my youtube channel here

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
one day you will find it is not the destination but the journey.

bikes that you have to manually work are loving awesome.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
manually pushing the pedal on my car

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm the tricycle seat :aatrek:

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle.

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Demonachizer posted:

Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle.

I would disagree with this literal interpretation, in general. however ill never get over you donating like $5000 in a thread to make some guy stfu about headphones so maybe you are the rare exception here where you are better than me

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im the oil baron who owns the land from which the motorcycle gas comes from, as well as the rubber tires on the trike

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

THE DOG HOUSE posted:



im the speed bike ur the baby tricycle bitch lol

I don't think so Tim

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Genuine question here for the OP, where did you think this thread was going to go after you posted it? I don't mean like "to the gas chamber lol!!!" but seriously how exactly did you imagine anyone might be able to contribute to this thread in a funny or interesting way?

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Just because you're better than me
doesn't mean I'm a baby

Just because I'm writing this
doesn't mean I'm a tricyclist

-Billy Bragg

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
i will wreck u with my racing trike
jesus christ look how blurry the background is

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Demonachizer posted:

Most of the time I am riding somewhere, I am in a care with someone who I have hired driving me. That seems a lot better than your motorcycle.

wow

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