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some butthole was laying down really eggy, spicy farts on my train to work this morning. really not cool. places you should hold farts:
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:52 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:13 |
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mintskoal posted:some butthole was laying down really eggy, spicy farts on my train to work this morning. really not cool. who are you the loving fart police? Train/Plane ride too long to hold it
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:54 |
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huevos rancheros
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:54 |
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I'll hold it in an elevator because I'm not 100% confident I can release it silently and whatever it's 30 seconds but lol if you think I'm clenching my butthole for 10 hours on an international flight to avoid offending your nose.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:54 |
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for a while now ive had to fire off my stanky storage while going down the hall at work cuz i dont have a place that is "mine" but ima have an office area pretty soon and you know that place is gonna be a goddamn disaster zone for any poor unfortunate soul who walks in
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:56 |
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look i can see on a long flight if you need to let one go in the bathroom or something (or seat if not stank) but letting ripe ones float around the cabin is pretty rude.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:57 |
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mintskoal posted:look i can see on a long flight if you need to let one go in the bathroom or something (or seat if not stank) but letting ripe ones float around the cabin is pretty rude. Whatever as soon as I see someone dragged their 2 year old onto a 10 hr flight for a 2 month international holiday vacation the farts are gonna come flying with no remorse. Maybe they can stuff the kid into a carrier like a dog and put him in cargo and then we'll talk.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:58 |
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I farted in my car once. Then almost immediately got out. When I came back 10 minutes later it smelled pretty bad. I laughed.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 19:59 |
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mintskoal posted:some butthole was laying down really eggy, spicy farts on my train to work this morning. really not cool. another passive aggressive thread where a goon retreats to SA to complain about something mundane instead of laying the smackdown on eggfarter and corking the hole
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:00 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I farted in my car once. Then almost immediately got out. When I came back 10 minutes later it smelled pretty bad. I laughed. life is short so treasure these memories
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:01 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I farted in my car once. Then almost immediately got out. When I came back 10 minutes later it smelled pretty bad. I laughed. lol do not come into my office any time after lunch unless you just really dont like yourself esp if ve ben eanting onions or a big sandwich
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:01 |
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Robo Reagan posted:another passive aggressive thread where a goon retreats to SA to complain about something mundane instead of laying the smackdown on eggfarter and corking the hole couldn't identify the eggfarter or i would have corked that hole real good. think of it as a PSA because the farter was probably a goon.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:02 |
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Airplanes are very well air-conditioned from my experience, so a nasty fart won't last very long, so just let 'em rip.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:02 |
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mintskoal posted:look i can see on a long flight if you need to let one go in the bathroom or something (or seat if not stank) but letting ripe ones float around the cabin is pretty rude. you crazy if you think im going to go to the bathroom to fart
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:06 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:Airplanes are very well air-conditioned from my experience, so a nasty fart won't last very long, so just let 'em rip. yeah they are air filtered as gently caress anyway
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:09 |
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Benjamin "Bernie Sanders" Franklin posted:I have perused your late mathematical Prize Question, proposed in lieu of one in Natural Philosophy, for the ensuing year, viz. “Une figure quelconque donnee, on demande d’y inscrire le plus grand nombre de fois possible une autre figure plus-petite quelconque, qui est aussi donnee”. I was glad to find by these following Words, “l’Acadeemie a jugee que cette deecouverte, en eetendant les bornes de nos connoissances, ne seroit pas sans UTILITE”, that you esteem Utility an essential Point in your Enquiries, which has not always been the case with all Academies; and I conclude therefore that you have given this Question instead of a philosophical, or as the Learned express it, a physical one, because you could not at the time think of a physical one that promis’d greater Utility.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:10 |
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Fart with pride anywhere you are. Never hold them in.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:11 |
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I fart AS a form of transit
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:12 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Fart with pride anywhere you are. Never hold them in. i work with plasma-fied argon every day so for me this is pretty bad advice
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:12 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i work with plasma-fied argon every day so for me this is pretty bad advice i think it's good advice for you
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:13 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i work with plasma-fied argon every day so for me this is pretty bad advice get a loving job where you can fart then
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:14 |
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There's nothing as nice as ripping lovely rear end right before you get off a crowded subway car and watching people try to pile in like they're all fighting over your brown air.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:14 |
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I sometimes fart on the Washington DC Metro, but then again sometimes it smells like farts to begin with. Particularly in the old trains with that orange carpet from the 60s.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:16 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i work with plasma-fied argon every day so for me this is pretty bad advice jesus christ i'd rather get a job sucking off homeless drug addicts than work in a place where I couldn't fart.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:17 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:jesus christ i'd rather get a job sucking off homeless drug addicts than work in a place where I couldn't fart. lol well duh yeah youd rather have your dream job than one you arent near qualified to work for since the latter would probably result in a pretty big explosion eventually
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:20 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol well duh yeah youd rather have your dream job than one you arent near qualified to work for since the latter would probably result in a pretty big explosion eventually your dad would be my #1 client.
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:21 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol well duh yeah youd rather have your dream job than one you arent near qualified to work for since the latter would probably result in a pretty big explosion eventually this loser's dream job involves not being able to fart lmao
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:22 |
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but in reality there is no danger as i do not regularly put my rear end into the plasma torch housing i was just jokin around
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:22 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol well duh yeah youd rather have your dream job than one you arent near qualified to work for since the latter would probably result in a pretty big explosion eventually At least a bunch of boring science bitches would get blown up in the hilariously stinky explosion
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:23 |
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okay so you were just bragging about your inane job that nobody cares about got it
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:23 |
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but now im kinda wondering what would happen if someone farted into it. theres a door + a pane of glass that has to be present or the argon cuts off wonder if theres a way around it
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:24 |
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Robo Reagan posted:okay so you were just bragging about your inane job that nobody cares about got it lmao sorry about whatever lovely job you work
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:24 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:25 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYoigdZnl44
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:28 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lmao sorry about whatever lovely job you work i sit in a private office farting and shitposting on the internet
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:33 |
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JakeP posted:i sit in a private office farting and shitposting on the internet i was talking to roboreagan i have no quarrel with you jake
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:38 |
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smart farts are the way of the future
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:39 |
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JakeP posted:i sit in a private office farting and shitposting on the internet leave him a lone guys hes a great autist afterall. like Pablo Picasso or d l hughley
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:45 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:13 |
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This was supposed to be a chill discussion about dropping clangers on the tram and you fuckspuds have to make it salty
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:49 |