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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok so we went for drinks and then we went for coffee whats left to do i just marry the girl or what?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sex w/ her mom (reverse mom cuck)

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
movie

mini-golf (putt putt)

ice skating

painting and drinking thing (where u make a picture) - or the same but with pottery (arts and crafts)

bar (or club)

coffee shop

local cafe (brunch or lunch date)

band show (musical perforamnce)

play (or opera or balet)

many thigns OP!

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
other fun things to do are

walk (in park or neat city area)

ride bikes

play a sport! (or maybe go bowling or play pool if not athletic)

go shopping

go on hike

do an community event (festival or fair)

do community service type work (church or city organization, could be ecologial group too or helping animals)

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
quaaludes

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

sharing farts in a hatchback

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
it hleps to pick a thing from this lists that fits your dates interests and may also be interesting to you

your date may feel special if you pick an event or activity that you think they may like based on your first few generic dates

you could:

go to a farmers market

browse some local stores (local arts/boutique stores and music stores can be very neat)

take a boat ride

do horse riding lessons

go skydiving

go to a theme park

go to the beach

and many more!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
set yourself on fire

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
you can also

go to a family gathering (if you feel brave!)

have a dinner at home and invite other friends

have a party at your house

take your date to a party

take your date to a bar-b-q or cookout

take your date to a dog park (if you have a dog)

or some other fun thing!

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Take her to a bar and tell her you love her after one beer and if she doesn't immediately return your affections start crying

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
and all of this is just off the top of my head!!!

some girls like things that are different, look for different events such as

spoken word poetry reading

roller derby

burlesque show

piano or jazz bar evening

dinner & show (play) event

theatre in the park event

botanical garden

museum (or gallery)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Anal, Op

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

tomstuart posted:

movie

mini-golf (putt putt)

ice skating

painting and drinking thing (where u make a picture) - or the same but with pottery (arts and crafts)

bar (or club)

coffee shop

local cafe (brunch or lunch date)

band show (musical perforamnce)

play (or opera or balet)

many thigns OP!


tomstuart posted:

other fun things to do are

walk (in park or neat city area)

ride bikes

play a sport! (or maybe go bowling or play pool if not athletic)

go shopping

go on hike

do an community event (festival or fair)

do community service type work (church or city organization, could be ecologial group too or helping animals)


tomstuart posted:

it hleps to pick a thing from this lists that fits your dates interests and may also be interesting to you

your date may feel special if you pick an event or activity that you think they may like based on your first few generic dates

you could:

go to a farmers market

browse some local stores (local arts/boutique stores and music stores can be very neat)

take a boat ride

do horse riding lessons

go skydiving

go to a theme park

go to the beach

and many more!


tomstuart posted:

you can also

go to a family gathering (if you feel brave!)

have a dinner at home and invite other friends

have a party at your house

take your date to a party

take your date to a bar-b-q or cookout

take your date to a dog park (if you have a dog)

or some other fun thing!


tomstuart posted:

and all of this is just off the top of my head!!!

some girls like things that are different, look for different events such as

spoken word poetry reading

roller derby

burlesque show

piano or jazz bar evening

dinner & show (play) event

theatre in the park event

botanical garden

museum (or gallery)


all of this is good ideas

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
go to a petting zoo and look at the baby animals

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Taking a hike in the woods has gotten me laid more than a few times.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thank u tomstuart

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
bitches love baby animals

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

numberoneposter posted:

thank u tomstuart

ur welcome

Enfield posted:

go to a petting zoo and look at the baby animals
i did not htink of zoo forums poster enfield but htis is a good idea!

Uziduke posted:

Taking a hike in the woods has gotten me laid more than a few times.

i already said this but it is a good idea

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
take some beers down to the river but make sure to properly dispose of your empty beer cans
this is a really good idea btw, top level stuf

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Enfield posted:

take some beers down to the river but make sure to properly dispose of your empty beer cans

good idea

you can also take alcohol to a park and have a picnic!!

maybe also you can attend a sporting event or go to a horse race track (if your date would like this things)

also other oddball things are maybe a casino (if you are near one) or a national landmark

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
take her memeing, op

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i did a taco date yesterday and got drunk off margaritas, op. i got another date w/ a movie and drinks and then taking another girl out to a free show in a park a couple days later

namaste

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
feed her a lot of corn and make her leave you an upper-decker

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
it's berry season, go pick some berries

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


bideo games

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
If she's pretty and cleans up after herself then marry her now.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Go do that sushi where you eat the food off a naked lady.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


smoke a bunch of weed and watch kung fu movies

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Go do that sushi where you eat the food off a naked lady.

be sure to make a lot of tuna puns for the entire time youre there

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

boats

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

have sex with her

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Three small things is a lot better than one big thing for a date OP so pick a location and do different things based on the location. It also makes you seem spontaneous even if you planned it, which is good, unless you are dumb and told her you planned it.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
dinner, movie, hike then the rest of the dates should just be sex until marriage or breakup, when youll stop having sex regardless of which one happened

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
first you just want to get to know her

this is most easily accomplished by cutting her in half and counting the rings.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Make her look at all the other dead women you have under your deck

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Windows 98 posted:

Make her look at all the other dead women you have under your deck

you misspelled dick

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
June 14th, 1967

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

ok so we went for drinks and then we went for coffee whats left to do i just marry the girl or what?

You could go for dinner somewhere. Do you live in a major city?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Windows 98 posted:

Make her look at all the other dead women you have under your deck

Do you not just leave your dead women on the side of the road after a hit and run?

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Demonachizer posted:

Do you not just leave your dead women on the side of the road after a hit and run?

disgusting, i bet you just leave your animal dolls in your butt when youre done jerking off too, you freak

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