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First - invite her to your squalid poo poo hole of a home. Try to hide the trash and dirty dishes by not allowing her access to the kitchen, physically blocking her if required. Second - take her out for a nice game of pool really hit it off, so much so when she is playing she is bending over showing you her tits laugh it off and tell her she is cheating by distracting you Third - take her to a lebanese kebab shop for dinner find out she is a jew and hates all arabs and most of the middleeast strike up a serious conversation about israel and it's place in the world Fourth - ignore invites to come up to her apartment 'for a drink' because honestly you just wanna get home and smoke some weed and play some quake 
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Did anyone say weenie roast?
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Jul 8, 2015 00:59
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ask her why 9/11 was an inside job
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