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dogcrash truther

i want to be gentle now. I am trying to learn how to pick things up with less force

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:16

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dogcrash truther

"Please, allow me, I'm gentle" - a thing I will say, when i see an egg on the floor

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:16

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ive been trying to be gentler of late, as well.

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:19

dogcrash truther

Let's be gentle, together

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:21

Pedantra: by Lowtax

that sounds great

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:23

bacalou

gentle with a knife, aggressive with my own life

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:23

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

*dct holding a mound of powder and shards in his huge (strong) hands, tears streaming down his face* i just wanted to pet the stone. i was being gentle. *let's dust slowly drain onto the ground spelling out "why god"*

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

same impulse but a longer time interval

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:27

dogcrash truther

Qwerinty posted:

*dct holding a mound of powder and shards in his huge (strong) hands, tears streaming down his face* i just wanted to pet the stone. i was being gentle. *let's dust slowly drain onto the ground spelling out "why god"*

This is what I'm trying to avoid. I want to pet, not crush

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:29

dogcrash truther

I want everything I do to give someone ASMR

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:45

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

gentle tips:

dont slam your car door. your power windows and locks will last longer

dont slam your house door, or eventually it will fallsdown

dont slam your wrestling opponent, its fake and they are not slammed. they will hit you with a chair when youre celebrating

ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:45

dogcrash truther

[soft whisper] poop and pee

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:48

dogcrash truther

I rustle the pages of a book quietly. The book is The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:53

dogcrash truther

Please be patient. I'm learning.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:53

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fema crisis actor posted:

gentle tips:

dont slam your car door. your power windows and locks will last longer

dont slam your house door, or eventually it will fallsdown

dont slam your wrestling opponent, its fake and they are not slammed. they will hit you with a chair when youre celebrating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:55

bog pixie

give me your aggression

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:57

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

human truther, dogcrash annihilator

ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:00

Pedantra: by Lowtax

ive grown weary of strife & high octane thrills. this is the kind of thing im interested in now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHp5GXruYaU

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:01

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

dogcrash truther posted:

I want everything I do to give someone ASMR

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:03

dogcrash truther

fema crisis actor posted:

gentle tips:

dont slam your car door. your power windows and locks will last longer

dont slam your house door, or eventually it will fallsdown

dont slam your wrestling opponent, its fake and they are not slammed. they will hit you with a chair when youre celebrating

Thank you for these tips

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:09

FreshCutFries

dogcrash truther posted:

I want everything I do to give someone ASMR

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:15

Bukowski: hammulder

I'm trying to be rougher because I met someone who enjoys that sort of thing.

What's rougher than a cock across the face?

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:16

Bukowski: hammulder

Here lies like 50 mice, all crushed with the retard strength of DCT. He should learn 2 be more gentle

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:17

FreshCutFries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:17

beer pal

me, watching a ladybug crawl across the back of my hand: ...

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:24

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ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:30

dogcrash truther

Bukowski posted:

I'm trying to be rougher because I met someone who enjoys that sort of thing.

What's rougher than a cock across the face?

That sounds scary and confusing

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:31

dogcrash truther

Bukowski posted:

Here lies like 50 mice, all crushed with the retard strength of DCT. He should learn 2 be more gentle

This post is upsetting to my gentle sensibilities.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:32

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

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ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:35

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

on the other hand, i want to be tougher. i want to leave footprints in the sidewalk as i walk, and when i kick a football back to people playing the park, it pops and crumbles around my boots

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:36

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

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ty bacalou!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:36

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Bukowski posted:

I'm trying to be rougher because I met someone who enjoys that sort of thing.

What's rougher than a cock across the face?

Bukowski posted:

Here lies like 50 mice, all crushed with the retard strength of DCT. He should learn 2 be more gentle

uhhh

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:39

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

POWERBALL posted:

uhhh

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# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:43

dogcrash truther

Qwerinty posted:

on the other hand, i want to be tougher. i want to leave footprints in the sidewalk as i walk, and when i kick a football back to people playing the park, it pops and crumbles around my boots

Those poor people. What will they play with

# ? Jul 7, 2015 23:45