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because i don't. my microwave has a pre-set button for popcorn, but all my popcorn bags specifically tell me not to use that microwave button. makes u think.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:07
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Which button makes microwaves mom appear
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Jul 8, 2015 05:07
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no because i am not a coward
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Jul 8, 2015 05:08
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No because I'd be submitting to the microwave.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:09
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my popcorn button works fine, op
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Jul 8, 2015 05:09
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i tried it once, i put in my leftover spaghetti and pressed the popcorn button. when it was done it was still spaghetti and not popcorn, wtf?
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Jul 8, 2015 05:16
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lol if you dont jam on the 30 second express button 6 times for a 3 minute timespan, or for however many minutes your pig penis hotpocket takes to cook
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Jul 8, 2015 05:16
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i push '1' when i want 1 minute
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Jul 8, 2015 05:17
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Parallax Scroll posted:i push '1' when i want 1 minute you'll burn for your heresy
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Jul 8, 2015 05:17
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I tried using their auto-defrost thing the other day because I had some frozen spaghetti sauce to thaw. I got to the second menu and they had like chicken, beef, fish, and some othe stuff by no spaghetti sauce. I cancelled out of the whole thing and just put it in for a minute at a time until it was done. That's my story - 1 minute button is still the best
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Jul 8, 2015 05:20
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Happy Bear Suit posted:because i don't. The people who use those buttons are the very same people who are in the default photos in photo frames, people with names like John Q. Sample, Jane Smith, Benjamin Butthole, Joe Bloggs and John Doe. They save their documents as "Untitled", eat pizza with no toppings and autistically write down "Loren Ipsum" everywhere, along with their social security number of 123-45-6789.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:29
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microwave? i position my food on the target beneath the death ray, walk behind the lead-lined glass, and throw the high voltage switch into the closed position for 15 seconds on high
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Jul 8, 2015 05:34
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gary oldmans diary posted:microwave? yeah but do you dial in the 15 seconds or so you use the preset. this is important
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Jul 8, 2015 05:42
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15 seconds is just the duration of beam discharge i get from the number of capacitor banks currently connected to it
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Jul 8, 2015 05:45
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No
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Jul 8, 2015 05:45
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:pig penis hotpocket wow wtf how come china gets new hotpocket flavors and we still have the same ones from 1990 can i get a goddamn mcrib hotpocket PLEASE
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Jul 8, 2015 05:46
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I always use the pizza button, and I get on my roommate's asses if they don't use it as well. I used to have a microwave with a hotdog button that enabled an auto-sensor figured the rest out on its own. Oh, how I miss thee hotdog auto-sensor.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:47
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microwave popcorn is poo poo, buy this stupid fuckin pot cause it works real good
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Jul 8, 2015 05:47
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i DO respect the buttons on the microwave
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Jul 8, 2015 05:47
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I just set the timer for 10 minutes and then stare at it until food starts to boil and splatter.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:48
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this technology is the devils work!
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Jul 8, 2015 05:49
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Dresh posted:I always use the pizza button
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Jul 8, 2015 05:49
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Dresh posted:I always use the pizza button, and I get on my roommate's asses if they don't use it as well. kind of a weird thing to get all horned up about but i guess to each his own so like you even use the pizza button for heating up hot chocolate or thawing some meat? e: also its kind of cool that your roommate has more than one butt has he ever done an AMA? would prob be popular
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Jul 8, 2015 05:49
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Don't use the presets but a good understanding of the power setting lets you cook temperamental meals in the microwave like a boss.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:50
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I used to have a microwave that didn't have this quick start crap. If you wanted to nuke something for a minute fifteen you punched "115 start" and it was glorious.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:52
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Yeah but just for rice.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:53
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Flynn Taggart posted:I used to have a microwave that didn't have this quick start crap. If you wanted to nuke something for a minute fifteen you punched "115 start" and it was glorious. grampa you can still do that now hth
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Jul 8, 2015 05:53
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sometimes i just leave the microwave going thinking that if it made my food tasty in 30 seconds imagine what taste paradise i could be transported to in a mere 30 minutes. there's a sheet of carben (carbonized ramen) carpeting the bottom of my 'wave. help.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:53
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just press the +30 seconds button until you have enough time
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Jul 8, 2015 05:54
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:sometimes i just leave the microwave going thinking that if it made my food tasty in 30 seconds imagine what taste paradise i could be transported to in a mere 30 minutes. you could clean it out you goony loving buttlord
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Jul 8, 2015 05:55
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Flynn Taggart posted:I used to have a microwave that didn't have this quick start crap. If you wanted to nuke something for a minute fifteen you punched "115 start" and it was glorious. lookat this scrub, its all about 75 start
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Jul 8, 2015 05:56
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:grampa you can still do that now hth But now you have to press time cook That's an extra loving step you millennial.
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Jul 8, 2015 05:57
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Flynn Taggart posted:But now you have to press time cook lol you chose to buy a microwave that forces you to do an extra step every single time you use it to heat something up loving lol even the lovely prefurnished student apartments ive lived in didnt have garbage like that why didnt you just buy a microwave that doesnt do that?
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Jul 8, 2015 05:59
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I only eat glass
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Jul 8, 2015 05:59
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I used to never care how fancy my microwave was and just bought the cheapest thinking there was no difference, and all of the preset buttons suck. Then one day for some reason my grandpa bought me some huge gently caress off expensive microwave and dammit, those buttons actually work as advertised.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:00
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5 minutes at 60% power for everything or gtfo
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Jul 8, 2015 06:00
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gently caress Your Website posted:I only eat glass you'd enjoy the bottom of my microwave.
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Jul 8, 2015 06:02
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he would enjoy my dildo collection
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Jul 8, 2015 06:04
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol you chose to buy a microwave that forces you to do an extra step every single time you use it to heat something up What do I look like a billionaire?
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Jul 8, 2015 06:05
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Vulture Culture posted:microwave popcorn is poo poo, buy this stupid fuckin pot cause it works real good
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