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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I watch these videos over and over because it's the only way I can get an erection anymore dude what
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Moridin920 posted:dude what Well, people need money you see and some people will do just about anything.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:12
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Simstim posted:I'm changing the world one shitpost at a time 
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Well, this is an unfortunate turn of events. When people are on the down-low trying to hide poo poo, invariably they'll slip up. But it's only the observant who notice; there's just no hiding anything from a keen eye for mischievous shenanigans, they'll spot you each and every time. I'm here to tell you, GBS, that a slip, one which belies his true sinister desires, has been made in this very thread. I'm not quite sure how to explain this without it appearing as a full-on doxx. But I will try to be delicate here.. even under the circumstances of it being quite an unsavoury business. Umm.. years ago, my Poppy used to tell a joke - he'd pick three or four types of animals (they'd change every re-telling) and describe their mating call. He'd end up hooting, or cawing, or whistling to mimic the chosen animals in the telling of it (I reckon he might've just been making sounds up in aid of the joke, like how the gently caress can one man know so many animal mating calls really, but he'd never admit that). After he'd enthusiastically gone through describing three or four animal mating calls, and have us all in stitches, he'd say something along the lines of, "Oh! I got one more for ya! This one's a bit top-secret though, so best you be keeping it to yourself (he'd do an exaggerated wink here). The mating call of the common poofter, hohmosapien, is—" (and he'd put his hands up to his mouth as if he's gonna do another animal call type sound, except he'd drop a dirty big loud fart.. with that being the punchline of his joke). No need to spaz over that.. he wasn't being malicious or homophobic towards gays or anything nasty like that. It's just that anything is open-season when it comes to him telling jokes - just everything gets a good-natured turn, everything, even himself. I used to love that joke 'coz clearly my Mum hated it and it got on her nerves.. and anything that did that I thought was treasure which I needed to learn and own for myself. Ha.. and I'm a quick learner, fun times.  Anyway, the reason I bring my dear ol' Poppy and his joke up, is because from that joke I learnt, from a very early age, that all creatures have a mating call. All animals will make some sort of utterance to attract and tempt their own kind in an effort to conjure up desire. All creatures, great and small, have a mating call of some sort. Which brings me to this dastardly slip that was so brazenly left here in poor Opie's thread. What would be one of SA's most hated creatures? Well, I can't be sure, but I'd hazard a guess and say it's the bronies.. they seem to be extremely reviled around these parts. And what, do ya reckon, a brony "mating call" would be like? Perhaps, it'd be something exactly like, THIS hmmm... Kuato posted:I usually draft novel length responses to SA forums posts and delete them at last second and just post stuff like "im hay" or "I'd bone them". HTH Yeah! Hey, hey, hey! Horses eat hay, yo! Nothing could attract the horse-people-pony-men more! Now, hold up, let's not jump to any conclusions too quickly. It always pays to exercise due diligence to make sure you get things right. I, myself, would certainly be reluctant to level any heinous accusations at anyone unless I was at least 95% certain of the facts. And that li'l slip there from our friend Kuato is nowhere near that. But I have my Gibbis' best interests at heart, and questions need answers, and this cannot end with such uncertainty. Which is why I've just gotten home. Gotten home from personally paying our Kuato a little visit at his place of residence. (yeah, ahh.. sorry, Kuato, that was just me who barged in through your front door an hour or so ago. No need to panic, I wasn't there to hurt you [WOW! Impressive squeal you have, dude! That was a "fear soprano" if ever I heard one lol!], and I shall not return. You can rest easy tonight.) Someone needed to look out for GBS in this situation and get to the bottom of it - I took responsibility for that in this instance. I didn't speak to Kuato while I was there; I just rushed in, snapped a photo, and flew back out the door.A few nights ago I posted a pic of myself in GBS, and I put my image in spoiler tags. I will extend the same courtesy to Kuato here now. I'll also leave it up to you people to make up your own mind about whether "I'm hay" was said to lure bronies, that it's their mating call of sorts.. or rather it was just an innocent typo. I'll also let you make up your own mind, from my photographic evidence, with no undue influence from me at all, not a peep, as to whether or not our GBS stalwart, Kuato, is or is not a dreaded brony. Kuato, at home, approx. 60-120min ago, seen as I rushed through his front door unexpectedly...  P.S. This "novel length response" is posted as a protest (of sorts) for the last five "novel length responses" he has denied GBS. That just ain't fair, man.. so selfish.. smh. e: lol SO long, and still I somehow managed to double-post half of it.. wtf? O_o YeahSo! fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 8, 2015 |
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Jul 8, 2015 20:31
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Jul 8, 2015 21:22
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buy poo poo on amazon i can't afford, watch let's plays on youtube, and download skyrim big tits mods
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I watch these videos over and over because it's the only way I can get an erection anymore haha what in the ever loving gently caress???? im glad someone finally updated garbage pale kids for me
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Jul 8, 2015 21:42
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I WATCH GROWN MEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I DONT DO POORLY AT THEM
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Jul 8, 2015 22:06
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im pooping! posted:I WATCH GROWN MEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO I DONT DO POORLY AT THEM this, and look at walkthroughs. read something awful. shop a lot and check email.
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Interestingly by the time I make it online all my hatred towards the blacks, feminists/sjws, autistic people, and anyone else is spent after being articulately elucidated in my private journal. So gbs and reddit
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Jul 8, 2015 23:39
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What on earth are people buying that they shop online every day??
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Jul 8, 2015 23:49
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meekly lurk various internet forums, afraid to cause a scene in any of them
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Jul 8, 2015 23:54
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opus111 posted:What on earth are people buying that they shop online every day?? I bought 2 dressed, tights, and 10 pairs of different color shoe strap things yesterday. Today I bought chinese #51.
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i play video games and read stuff on reddit, /int/ and /v/, GBS, D&D sometimes, and also longform.org. when i'm not reading i keep a stream of seinfeld or the simpsons running in the background
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opus111 posted:What on earth are people buying that they shop online every day?? fleshlight inserts im a bit of a connoisseur
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Jul 9, 2015 00:50
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Extreme Body Modification and Conspiracy Theories
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Jul 9, 2015 00:56
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I watch these videos over and over because it's the only way I can get an erection anymore Holy shiiit, thank you! I have been searching for the real internet for a long time. Now what do I do?
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Jul 9, 2015 12:51
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Business Gorillas posted:Shitpost, play a hearthstone game or two. Once a week or so I'll get drunk and play video games with friends. Praise the teachings of Mohammed (PBUH) pbuh
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Jul 9, 2015 12:55
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I watch these videos over and over because it's the only way I can get an erection anymore I don't know what.....I just don't know anymore.
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Jul 9, 2015 13:07
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Cruise around streetview looking for the shittiest streets in any given town.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:14
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I watch funny pictures, download TV and films and shitpost on SA. Sometimes I jerk off to really weird porn
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Jul 9, 2015 14:16
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google my ailments, just had this weird heart palpitation instead of heartbeats that felt like it went in reverse and I couldn't breathe, but it only happened twice so nbd right?
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HENGRY BUNG posted:google my ailments, just had this weird heart palpitation instead of heartbeats that felt like it went in reverse and I couldn't breathe, but it only happened twice so nbd right? youre basically already dead m8
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