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OldTennisCourt posted:I feel like I can forgive a lovely tattoo but I really can't stand the artists who seem to view the people getting the tattoo with a weird sense of contempt. Like, okay they aren't sitting perfectly still, but Tyler flipping the guy off behind his back like a shithead when the guy had valid issues with his tattoo made me really want his rear end to go home. But there are a couple consistently below average ones at this point. Tyler's going to keep going because on top of being abrasive and attention-seeing he's now go this romance subplot with the equally below-average Melissa.
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There's still so many people left we can see two or three more hit the bricks before breaking up Bromeo and Julinket I made those names up right now give me a TV show
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God I hate that kid. He's such an arrogant little poo poo. I think what's most annoying about him is we all have known at least one immature, young punk who thought he was Gods gift. Nobody likes 'that guy'. He and overalls seem like an oddly matched master/apprentice.
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the funniest showcase of his human garbageness was how he kept trying to shoehorn the claim of having over 100 snakes multiple times in an episode as if anyone was supposed to react by telling him "tubular, what a rad dude you are". lol
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KilGrey posted:God I hate that kid. He's such an arrogant little poo poo. I think what's most annoying about him is we all have known at least one immature, young punk who thought he was Gods gift. Nobody likes 'that guy'. He and overalls seem like an oddly matched master/apprentice. I don't know. You could build a little story around them where the serious master takes on a wide-eyed adoring apprentice who gets cockier and less deferential as he learns the trade. The master begins to think the apprentice doesn't respect him, when really it's him who doesn't respect his apprentice. The apprentice doesn't think the master has anything left to teach him, when really he's just too stubborn to learn. They have a falling out. Landslide starts playing over a montage of the apprentice packing to leave while the master cleans up the shop... The show is going to end with the apprentice struggling with a piece only to have his former master swoop in to help at the last minute because he'll be damned if he let's that cocky son of a bitch give up this fight before it's over. He offers up the key advice which leads the apprentice to victory and they are finally able to reconcile with the former master acknowledging his pupil's skill as an artist, and the former apprentice showing respect and appreciation for the old school master who made him the artist he is today. They shake hands, equals in each others' eyes at last. Then love interest pops up to reconcile the third-act fight she had with the apprentice so we can close out on a kiss. Ink Master!
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How on earth did Tyler not get sent home after literally saying "Yeah this whole competition sorta sucks and I just randomly threw this poo poo tattoo together because I literally didn't care"  Marissa's tattoo was poo poo, but holy poo poo the guy straight up said he didn't give a poo poo anymore and lamely backtrackedThis season is pretty baffling.
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Shima Honnou posted:
Haha, that has got to be the most boring job in television. I guess it makes sense for closed captioning and finding sound clips, but wow. OldTennisCourt posted:How on earth did Tyler not get sent home after literally saying "Yeah this whole competition sorta sucks and I just randomly threw this poo poo tattoo together because I literally didn't care" What baffles me is all these people who are like, "This isn't what I do! Wait until you see me shine!" for like 5 episodes to only do something mediocre. I also have to wonder if the producers egg these human canvases on to be total dicks about what they want. A koi fish with no water and Neptune with no pitchfork, please.
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Aug 26, 2015 16:13
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I'd like a tattoo of my new puppy but please change his eyes to cat eyes and give him a cat nose but still make him look exactly like the picture I brought
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Aug 26, 2015 16:16
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Marissa coaching Tyler and then getting booted was the funniest loving thing I've ever seen on this show. No way the judges didn't hear them either, I mean, Oliver had the smuggest face cause he knew exactly how it was going to go down.
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Epi Lepi posted:Marissa coaching Tyler and then getting booted was the funniest loving thing I've ever seen on this show. No way the judges didn't hear them either, I mean, Oliver had the smuggest face cause he knew exactly how it was going to go down. This is so true, I laughed so loving hard when that went down.
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Epi Lepi posted:Marissa coaching Tyler and then getting booted was the funniest loving thing I've ever seen on this show. No way the judges didn't hear them either, I mean, Oliver had the smuggest face cause he knew exactly how it was going to go down. Was anyone else totally expecting Tyler to immediately throw Marissa under the bus when his tattoo got torn apart? I was waiting for him to go "WELL HER TAT LOOKED LIKE DOGSHIT, I MEAN LOOK AT THAT SATURATION!"
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OldTennisCourt posted:Was anyone else totally expecting Tyler to immediately throw Marissa under the bus when his tattoo got torn apart? I was waiting for him to go "WELL HER TAT LOOKED LIKE DOGSHIT, I MEAN LOOK AT THAT SATURATION!" No, they are in wuv.  The worst kind, the young stupid kind.
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Aug 29, 2015 20:13
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Am I insane or did Dave's tat not look that bad? They kept acting like it was absolute dogshit but, aside from that lovely dark outline around the muzzle, it looked pretty good. Duffy's was 10000 times worse, that explosion effect looked awful and it just looked really bland. Dave's always been kind of a meh artist, but it was so weird that this was the one that sent him home and everyone acted was an affront to the art of tattooing. Also Tyler continues to be the absolute worst and I can't wait for him to go home.
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Nunez has had it out for Dave Clark all season for whatever reason. There's been plenty of contestants in previous seasons who would coast on getting the technical fundamentals & challenge requirements right, but lack in the artistic creativity, and some of them were frontrunners & winners. Yet, all of a sudden, this season, Nunez is deeply offended by this when it comes to Clark. Also, Kruzeman's jumbled puzzle piece of a tattoo was absolutely terrible and would have been eviserated if it was done by a different, non judges' darling tattooist. The fact that he actually recieved praise from the judges for it reinforces just how much favoritism he's benifited from this season.
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Sep 2, 2015 20:56
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It was his mustache. They just couldn't just take it anymore.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Am I insane or did Dave's tat not look that bad? They kept acting like it was absolute dogshit but, aside from that lovely dark outline around the muzzle, it looked pretty good. Duffy's was 10000 times worse, that explosion effect looked awful and it just looked really bland. Naa, you're insane. Dave's was loving terrible and looks like a lovely sticker with that fat black border. It also looked like the lion was getting gutted instead of it being a heart. If anyone else would have gone home instead of him it would have been a crime.
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Caryna posted:Naa, you're insane. Dave's was loving terrible and looks like a lovely sticker with that fat black border. It also looked like the lion was getting gutted instead of it being a heart. If anyone else would have gone home instead of him it would have been a crime. As soon as someone on the show said it looked like a ball sack on the side of the lion's head, that's all I ever saw the rest of the episode.
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Caryna posted:Naa, you're insane. Dave's was loving terrible and looks like a lovely sticker with that fat black border. It also looked like the lion was getting gutted instead of it being a heart. If anyone else would have gone home instead of him it would have been a crime. I guess I see your point, I just think that grenade half explosion was way worse looking. Like it just looked unfinished.
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I want Eric to win if for no other reason than I always forget he exists whenever he's not directly on screen. Hell, even when he is it takes me a second of "who the hell is this guy?" to remember he's actually a contestant on the show.
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Poor Dave. That sad puppy face he made during his critique made me feel sad and embarrassed for him all at the same time. His technical abilities were a lot better than previous contestants but it was obvious he definitely struggled with the artistic aspect of it all. Great example is when trash polka day happened and his client said he had absolute free reign, and he ended up doing a rather mediocre tattoo. Matt and Erik are the two I'm kind of cheering for since both of them tend to lay low, and knock out solid tattoos. I'd totally hang with Duffy and Kruseman, too; they kinda seem like interesting and down to earth people. Overall, without St. Marq around it's been interesting to watch, especially with how quickly Tyler has turned into the typical young rear end in a top hat contestant.
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savinhill posted:Also, Kruzeman's jumbled puzzle piece of a tattoo was absolutely terrible and would have been eviserated if it was done by a different, non judges' darling tattooist. The fact that he actually recieved praise from the judges for it reinforces just how much favoritism he's benifited from this season. Nah that one ruled.
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Not Today Satan posted:Matt and Erik are the two I'm kind of cheering for since both of them tend to lay low, and knock out solid tattoos. I'd totally hang with Duffy and Kruseman, too; they kinda seem like interesting and down to earth people. Overall, without St. Marq around it's been interesting to watch, especially with how quickly Tyler has turned into the typical young rear end in a top hat contestant. I want to hang out with Katie so I can tell her those glasses looking loving horrible on her.  We need a female version of that for when we goonettes are feeling catty.
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Looks like you won't have to look at those stupid glasses anymore! What a weird challenge; first fingernails and then fine art. I think they're lacking in creative challenge ideas.
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Did I miss a connection between church and fingernails? All I caught was "some religions don't allow tattoos. Today we're going to tattoo fingernails". Would get traditional tattoo from Katie. I'll miss that bad-rear end bitch.
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I couldn't stand her because I hate everyone who talks with that awful voice inflection where everything is a question
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detectivemonkey posted:Did I miss a connection between church and fingernails? All I caught was "some religions don't allow tattoos. Today we're going to tattoo fingernails". I thought they were going to say something about it being a loophole, like oh it's not marking your flesh just your nails but no that seemed very random. Katie made me laugh a lot, as much as those glasses also pissed me off  When we started watching the episode I thought Tyler was gone and I was quite upset to be reminded he's still there somehow.
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21st Cherry boy posted:I thought they were going to say something about it being a loophole, like oh it's not marking your flesh just your nails but no that seemed very random. God I wish he would go home already, should have been gone two weeks ago. Anyone catch the drama fueled Ink Master redemption?
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Mob posted:I couldn't stand her because I hate everyone who talks with that awful voice inflection where everything is a question She is exactly what I imagine a sjw from Tumblr would look like.
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detectivemonkey posted:Did I miss a connection between church and fingernails? All I caught was "some religions don't allow tattoos. Today we're going to tattoo fingernails". Yeah, the idea is that they're all tattoo virgins and will remain as such, but they can get their fingernails tattooed because they will grow out and the tattoo will go away eventually, so getting the fingernails done would be okay.
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Propaganda Machine posted:Yeah, the idea is that they're all tattoo virgins and will remain as such, but they can get their fingernails tattooed because they will grow out and the tattoo will go away eventually, so getting the fingernails done would be okay. Alright, this makes sense. They did such a terrible fuckin job of getting this across on the episode, it's like the one time they coulda used one of their patented super over explainy talking head segments and it woulda actually benefited the audience. I think the editors hates Tyler just as much as this thread with those extra retarded reaction shots he got this latest episode
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Digital Jedi posted:She is exactly what I imagine a sjw from Tumblr would look like. savinhill posted:Alright, this makes sense. They did such a terrible fuckin job of getting this across on the episode, it's like the one time they coulda used one of their patented super over explainy talking head segments and it woulda actually benefited the audience. tyler and chris are such oblivious cartoons that it's really good they've been around this long. Craig needs to stop freestyling creative things and just stick to every challenge like glue. TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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TheRationalRedditor posted:tyler and chris are such oblivious cartoons that it's really good they've been around this long. Craig needs to stop freestyling creative things and just stick to every challenge like glue. I don't get Craig, does he not remember why he was eliminated the first time? It wasn't for doing a lovely tattoo, it was for not following directions. I think Chris annoys me more than Tyler. He thinks he's so clever. I also still can't get passed the overalls. I mean, if you want to have a signature type thing (like Oliver Peck always wearing red shoes) okay, but to make that thing be overalls and bright t-shirts? He just looks like an over grown kid to me. And his head is distractedly round like Karl Pilkington's.
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How quickly we forget how obnoxious St. Marque was. Chris is just a decent competent villain.
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also:savinhill posted:it's like the one time they coulda used one of their patented super over explainy talking head segments and it woulda actually benefited the audience. "Contrast is applying different colors that really make the tattoo stand out  "
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KilGrey posted:I don't get Craig, does he not remember why he was eliminated the first time? It wasn't for doing a lovely tattoo, it was for not following directions.
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Active666 posted:Anyone catch the drama fueled Ink Master redemption? I thought the idea was pretty cool but all the build up and tension was a little overdrawn. That hula girl really was an atrocious tattoo for sure though. That Venus face was almost as bad as that was.
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What I got from IM: Redemption was that this show doesn't correct the crap tattoos like I've always imagined. Someone out there has that ridiculous Sphinx of Marissa's and it's not going away. I really miss Katie. I never expected her to win, but I really enjoyed her tattoo style. I think the postcard was my favorite. Plus she had the funniest sour faces, like a squished up doll.
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Not Today Satan posted:I thought the idea was pretty cool but all the build up and tension was a little overdrawn. That hula girl really was an atrocious tattoo for sure though. That Venus face was almost as bad as that was. I really just appreciate any tattoo replacement/cover up show that doesn't have stupid rear end re-enacments in it like Tattoo Nightmares.
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OldTennisCourt posted:I really just appreciate any tattoo replacement/cover up show that doesn't have stupid rear end re-enacments in it like Tattoo Nightmares. Agreed, those are the worst. But they came close with all the hyped up drama of revealing who would do the replacement. The girl with the garter belt didn't even get it covered up, just got a big expensive tattoo for free, so how much does she really hate the garter belt? I loved that owl though. :3 The hula girl guy was pretty angry and I don't blame him, but it was weird the way they kept threatening each other. It felt overdone and fake.
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Propaganda Machine posted:How quickly we forget how obnoxious St. Marque was. Chris is just a decent competent villain. St Marq was obnoxious in all the right ways, fuckin miss that dude and his hilariously over the top confessionals. hepscat posted:
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