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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I'm getting tired of having to constantly shave them, so I figured that waxing them off would be the next step. The problem is I'm afraid that I'll end up ripping my sack off. Has any goon here ever was their nutbag? Can I get any tips or reassurance that I won'the hurt myself during the waxing process? Tia.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
try setting yourself on fire

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
do not wax your nuts

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
do not wax your balls

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
laser that poo poo, I did it to my face after my wife did it to her pits and legs and vag and it owns

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
have not lasered my balls but no way it hurts more than the upper lip

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
how are you going to go on the run if you cant grow a big bushy beard

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

XMNN posted:

how are you going to go on the run if you cant grow a big bushy beard

it's a good question and idk but the money I save in razors and not looking like an idiot hipster millenial makes it worth it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



remove your balls, then wax them

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

jackyl posted:

it's a good question and idk but the money I save in razors and not looking like an idiot hipster millenial makes it worth it

You could always go electric and have a perma 5' O clock.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Enfield posted:

try setting yourself on fire

Nice post/username combo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Enfield posted:

try setting yourself on fire
Post the pic of the scorched nuts.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

A. Beaverhausen posted:

You could always go electric and have a perma 5' O clock.

yes I find this funny I lasered my poo poo off but I can apparently laser it back on?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Good thread, giving it four golden manbabies. Thank you for the chuckle DaveSplitter

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

jackyl posted:

it's a good question and idk but the money I save in razors and not looking like an idiot hipster millenial makes it worth it

You got laser hair removal on your beard? Dude. I don't even care if you're joking. I want to fight you.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
beards are pretty gross

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

BigBoss posted:

You got laser hair removal on your beard? Dude. I don't even care if you're joking. I want to fight you.

might as well get reassignment surgery if you're gonna do that

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
why don't you wacks on deez nutz :grin:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Shaving-Powder-Strength-Depilatory/dp/B000142TJU/

I can vouch for this stuff. Satisfied customer. It smells awful though (like rotten eggs)

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why would you save your balls in the first place

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Harald posted:

why would you save your balls in the first place

Why get rid of them when they can be useful for things like shooting mad ropage?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

Post the pic of the scorched nuts.

ill do it for 100 dollars

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
keep in mind that 70$ will go twards an electric razor

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Enfield posted:

keep in mind that 70$ will go twards an electric razor

why would you want to remove hair? that poo poo can cover scars bro

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*shave

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

BigBoss posted:

You got laser hair removal on your beard? Dude. I don't even care if you're joking. I want to fight you.

I'm not joking and I got it on my permanent shadow because I've never had a beard and gently caress shaving ad I'll fight you by pulling your hipster gay beard into my knee

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Get a fetlifter to shave it off for you and earn a sweet 20 $

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

jackyl posted:

I'm not joking and I got it on my permanent shadow because I've never had a beard and gently caress shaving ad I'll fight you by pulling your hipster gay beard into my knee

Can you post your handsome jaw and smile

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Flo Cytometer posted:

why would you want to remove hair? that poo poo can cover scars bro

its funny that hair cant ever cover the mental scars you suffered when i touched butts with your mom. we touched butts over and over and then i guess she got tired bc she called me a cab

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Can you post your handsome jaw and smile

why would I do that?

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

jackyl posted:

why would I do that?

cuz it's hairless. i guess it's not that attractive if you aren't willing to post... seems like the beard guys are probably right all along.......

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

unassertive boy 99 posted:

cuz it's hairless. i guess it's not that attractive if you aren't willing to post... seems like the beard guys are probably right all along.......

I have nothing to prove tho

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Enfield posted:

try setting yourself on fire

This guy knows the best ways to do this

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

vyst posted:

This guy knows the best ways to do this

its true. im a sexpert

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sorry. i meant expert

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
why bother

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Wait, so if I get the hair laser ed off, would I have to go somewhere to get it done? Would a man be doing it? Because I don't know if I'don't trust another man taking a laser to my sack.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

DaveSplitter posted:

Wait, so if I get the hair laser ed off, would I have to go somewhere to get it done? Would a man be doing it? Because I don't know if I'don't trust another man taking a laser to my sack.

i could probably set your balls on fire provided they are not steel beams and i havnt drank all the jet fuel

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

DaveSplitter posted:

Wait, so if I get the hair laser ed off, would I have to go somewhere to get it done? Would a man be doing it? Because I don't know if I'don't trust another man taking a laser to my sack.

dudes know how to take care of a nutsack so it's better right

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

SmokaDustbowl posted:

dudes know how to take care of a nutsack so it's better right
Idk I figured there would be a lot of female ball experts to ballance out with the amount of male gynecologists.

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