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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Pudding Huxtable posted:

The purpose of the device is to induce irrational autistic fits upon sight of the object to make people post on the Andrew Dice Clay of forums in 2015

Little Jack Horner sat in his mom's basement, shitposting his life away.
Along came a moderator who put him on probation and the reason was gently caress YOU YA FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

XMNN posted:

theres probably a market for oxygen-free gold cables for Professional Gaming Mice is anyone taking advantage of it yet

Imagine what you'd get if you combined the obsession of an audiophile with a 'hardcore gamer'.

my god

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

actually yeah right here

i was kinda surprised theyre even allowed to sell it

Hahaha holy poo poo guys! This post is adorabled

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Network Pesci posted:

Little Jack Horner sat in his mom's basement, shitposting his life away.
Along came a moderator who put him on probation and the reason was gently caress YOU YA FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG

that isn't how the song goes rear end in a top hat

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Network Pesci posted:

Little Jack Horner sat in his mom's basement, shitposting his life away.
Along came a moderator who put him on probation and the reason was IM GAY

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

sout posted:

gaming tech looks dumb, I had one that looked like this

and then it broke so I tried to buy another one but they stopped selling them cheaply so I had to get one that looked like this

and it's still a decent mouse but it looks a bit more dumb.

drat same thing happened to me. i like the shape of this mouse the best. got the same one you did as a replacement and it's fine. it's not quite as nice though it feels kinda cheaper by comparison.

i dont do "gaming" though

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

solo humping pro posted:

so this guy is basically lightly rotting his food in the hopes that it will be a bit mroe healthy to eat

just amazing

Fermented vegetables own.....pickles, sauerkraut, kimchi--all delicious

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

its for pro-playing Full Spectrum Warrior

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
can never get the cum out

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Roy posted:

Goes great with these gaming glasses



More like call of duty yellow ops. Hahaha

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
it looks stupid as gently caress but since your hand doesnt have eyes its probably just fine. id buy a pink and puke green striped dildo shaped mouse if it was comfortable enough wgaf

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

it looks stupid as gently caress but since your hand doesnt have eyes its probably just fine. id buy a pink and puke green striped dildo shaped mouse if it was comfortable enough wgaf

What are the chances! Please see my SA-Mart thread

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

lol if you try to game with a wireless mouse especially if you play something like starcraft or an fps

honestly from my experience there's not much difference unless you're going full-blown autist care mode

Snaxxor
Jan 18, 2005

cool giraffe with
cool sunglasses

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

More like call of duty yellow ops. Hahaha

Haha, I had some friends who bought those, they said it was the worst money they ever spent on anything gaming related.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Roy posted:

Goes great with these gaming glasses







I got a pair of those for free when I worked at GameStop. They make everything look sort of yellow and nothing more or less. They cost $160 when they first came out. It was amazing.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jimson posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo guys! This post is adorabled

rick roll in 2015 wow what a world

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

opus111 posted:

its for e-sport e-athletes, op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMj53JAZHHM

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

Razer sucks rear end. Just get a Logitech G600 if you need more buttons. They're much cheaper and last much longer.

I think the mouse in the OP is supposed to be adjustable in shape and size. I can't figure out why there are buttons hidden under a plastic window on the top, though.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

sout posted:

gaming tech looks dumb, I had one that looked like this

and then it broke so I tried to buy another one but they stopped selling them cheaply so I had to get one that looked like this

and it's still a decent mouse but it looks a bit more dumb.

I have the exact same mouse (the top one) and think it's pretty much the best mouse that has ever been produced by man. I love that thing. Two main buttons, two thumb buttons, a great feeling mouse wheel, and a few barely noticeable DPI buttons. And it's got a simple black matte finish that manages to look both professional and of quality, but also confidently understated.

I'm definitely am not looking forward to the day when it breaks and I'm left with the option of either cheap poo poo mice with only two main buttons and a wheel, or leet GAMERZ horseshit painted in 8 different neon colors, and covered in blinking LEDs, exposed gears, and speakers programmed to never stop blaring constant dubstep or whatever dumb crap they throw on there now.

Would someone please tell me why these companies still think they have absolutely no option but to make their best products look like the most ludicrously gaudy, gayest possible transformer from the 90's?

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jul 10, 2015

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
it's basically the cargo cult version of actual sports equipment

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
i mean come the gently caress on it's just a loving mouse

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Gobblecoque posted:

honestly from my experience there's not much difference unless you're going full-blown autist care mode

I'll grant you that the modern tech wireless mouses are basically the same as a wired mouse but a couple years ago there was a very noticeable input lag. there's still some input lag, though, it's way better than it was but it still exists.

still though unless you get a nicer wireless one it's going to be noticeable and they all cost at least like $10-20 more just for the wireless so why?

also dead batteries is annoying as gently caress.

GreatGreen posted:

Would someone please tell me why these companies still think they have absolutely no option but to make their best products look like the most ludicrously gaudy, gayest possible transformer from the 90's?

They don't and you're kind of judging all gaming mice based on that crazy one in the OP :shrug:

I've been using this because it fits my hand really well: http://mionix.net/mice/naos-7000/

Has all the options a good mouse should and it doesn't have ten thousand buttons and flashing lights and poo poo on it.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jul 10, 2015

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
wireless peripherals are loving retarded until they start building wireless charging technology in

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mordacai posted:

I do want. where can I buy in Israel?

Inside a Bosch built shower.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Roflan posted:

Razer sucks rear end. Just get a Logitech G600 if you need more buttons. They're much cheaper and last much longer.

I think the mouse in the OP is supposed to be adjustable in shape and size. I can't figure out why there are buttons hidden under a plastic window on the top, though.

probably mouse weights under the glass and not more buttons, so you can adjust your weight and dpi when you are playing with an AWP

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

sout posted:

gaming tech looks dumb, I had one that looked like this

and then it broke so I tried to buy another one but they stopped selling them cheaply so I had to get one that looked like this

and it's still a decent mouse but it looks a bit more dumb.

Holy poo poo, we're mouse brothers o_O

I had the first for like 6 or 7 years, it broke, couldn't find a replacement so I bought the second one (and am using it now).

Logitech make good, sensible mice, though yah the new one does look a bit dumb.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Can some turbonerd explain what the gently caress the point of all that is? Like I get a wheel & thumb buttons but you only have so many fingers what point is enough enough?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Jimson posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo guys! This post is adorabled

ugh it got me twice stop smoking weed after work shotgun regular!!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

sout posted:

gaming tech looks dumb, I had one that looked like this

and then it broke so I tried to buy another one but they stopped selling them cheaply so I had to get one that looked like this

and it's still a decent mouse but it looks a bit more dumb.

i used this design (mx510/g500) for just over a decade and switched to a proteus core and it's driving me loving insane, killed my mojo, and has dashed salt into my k/d game, i'm going to blow this thing up with an m-80 and find a g500 on ebay or idk.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014


i think we need ww3 to get everybody refocused on whats important again.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
and the loving front design cuts sharply upward so it rolls forward when you squeeze the mouse and comes off the desk a little when you don't want it to, gently caress it, i'm going to jack off on it and send it back. i love to jack off

feller
Jul 5, 2006


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

Invades France through the Ardennes

this is loving great

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

I'll grant you that the modern tech wireless mouses are basically the same as a wired mouse but a couple years ago there was a very noticeable input lag. there's still some input lag, though, it's way better than it was but it still exists.

still though unless you get a nicer wireless one it's going to be noticeable and they all cost at least like $10-20 more just for the wireless so why?

also dead batteries is annoying as gently caress.

wireless mice are a hell of a lot more convenient when using a laptop, which is what i'm stuck with most of the time. i use some cheapo 10 buck wireless logitech and i've never noticed any input lag meanwhile the only improvement i really notice with my wired mouse on my desktop is that it's more comfortable.

i'm sure that there is some degree of input lag but it's only going to come into effect for turbosperg autists and no one gives a poo poo about them. for 99.9% of people who play games on their computer it doesn't matter

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
The Logitech Trackman Wheel is the best pointing device. Logitech's discontinuation of the thing is a testament to its worth.



Any device you have to pick up and put down is inferior

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Stoic Commie posted:

i used this design (mx510/g500) for just over a decade and switched to a proteus core and it's driving me loving insane, killed my mojo, and has dashed salt into my k/d game, i'm going to blow this thing up with an m-80 and find a g500 on ebay or idk.

I've got an mx518 which looks exactly like the 510, before that i had another mx518. Nice to see all the love for this specific mouse in this thread. it is a good mouse, maybe best mouse.

Im still waiting for them to make a cordless mouse that only works on a specific surface that has a cord (like a wacom tablet) so it doesn't have the lag or the batteries. if the pad does the tracking and the mouse has a couple of extra tracking points, and still read position even when it is an inch or so above the surface... what you have is a mouse that looks and behaves exactly like a regular mouse most of the time, but it would also work as a full 6 degree of freedom device for programs that support it, like 3ds max etc.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Ergonomic shape that molds to big fat hammy hands

Soundless and powerful micro fans to dry sweat off hammy hands

One of those buttons places an automatic order to whatever food restaurant these type of people like

The "go back a page on web browser" key is specially designed to be really fast for when mom pops her head in when yr watching pony porn

The mouse will "purr" and shift color according to your mood (which it calculates based on k/d or if yr on /r/pol)

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
The G500 is the best mouse known to man, just get that as so many others have said, I have one more waiting for after my current one breaks (and I gave away 3 other kinds of "gaming" mice like in the OP that I won from SC2. The gunnar glasses sold for 50 cents in a garage sale, no one wanted them even as a free joke.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Op I think you are supposed to use that mouse with this case:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

I'll grant you that the modern tech wireless mouses are basically the same as a wired mouse but a couple years ago there was a very noticeable input lag. there's still some input lag, though, it's way better than it was but it still exists.

still though unless you get a nicer wireless one it's going to be noticeable and they all cost at least like $10-20 more just for the wireless so why?

also dead batteries is annoying as gently caress.


They don't and you're kind of judging all gaming mice based on that crazy one in the OP :shrug:

I've been using this because it fits my hand really well: http://mionix.net/mice/naos-7000/

Has all the options a good mouse should and it doesn't have ten thousand buttons and flashing lights and poo poo on it.

it has an embedded ARM processor omg

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