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These ma'fuckas: Nothing beats steakums for a quick snack after the bars IMO. They're quick, greasy, and drat good. Might not be as easy as a hot pocket since you gotta have some bread and cheese and put the sandwich together yourself... but tbh if you don't have a few subrolls around you're a cretin anyways!
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they sound like a type of dog treat OP
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Jul 9, 2015 17:27
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I like them with A-1 steak sauce which can be found in the condiment aisle of your favorite grocery store.
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Jul 9, 2015 17:34
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frozen thinly sliced beef sounds delicous
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Jul 9, 2015 17:36
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if you are buying the bread and the cheese already why not just buy some beef ffs I haven't seen steak-ums in the store so I'm assuming this is a midwest thing.
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Jul 9, 2015 17:53
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i rolle them around a jimmy dead sausage link and then lace the sausage link with readymade bacon and i light one of the steakumm blunt and puff on the other side smoking just enough such that the preservative heavy skins of all three products toasts likely and i inhale the smoke it's cheaper than smoking duplo blocks and it looks like ur smoking a meat cigar so it's fun???
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Jul 9, 2015 17:55
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i had them once and was p disappointed
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Jul 9, 2015 17:55
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i have a meat cigar you can smoke
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Jul 9, 2015 17:56
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walmart sells frozen philly beef that falls apart into little strips when you cook it it's a lot better than steakums I think it's actual real meat too and not something extruded onto a conveyor belt
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Jul 9, 2015 18:01
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Fonzarelli posted:they sound like a type of dog treat OP yeah my dog would go bonkers for those
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Jul 9, 2015 18:01
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They're a perfect fit for a meat shoe.
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Jul 9, 2015 18:02
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Vin BioEthanol posted:walmart sells frozen philly beef that falls apart into little strips when you cook it it's a lot better than steakums lol philly beef The only thing that makes phily cheesesteaks (and any hoagie from the area) good is the bread. The meat is generic, and you are a tool for buying into that hype.
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Jul 9, 2015 18:11
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JakeP posted:lol philly beef but I don't have to cut it up, what now?
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Jul 9, 2015 18:18
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JakeP posted:lol philly beef I make my cheesesteaks with only the best flour, grown in my acreage of organic wheat fields. finely milled with exoctic yeasts, then microwave some steakums.
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Jul 9, 2015 18:21
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erotic yeasts?
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Jul 9, 2015 18:24
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a tin of corned beef is easier, op
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Jul 9, 2015 18:26
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goddamn what the gently caress is wrong with you people getting tins and frozen bags of meat because 'don't have to cut it.' Just have the deli/butcher slice it for you when you buy it and people wonder why there is an obesity epidemic
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Jul 9, 2015 18:28
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Frostwerks posted:erotic yeasts? want some?
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Jul 9, 2015 18:30
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Vin BioEthanol posted:but I don't have to cut it up, what now? thats probably not a good thing
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Jul 9, 2015 18:35
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My favorite late night drunk snack is a monte cristo with a fried egg thrown into it at the end
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Jul 9, 2015 18:37
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do you not have delis open 24hrs that make this poo poo fresh for you as you stumble home from your drinkin mausoleum in the Frederick Douglass memorial black people cemetery? just lol if you use your microwave for anything other than making marshmallow peeps explode
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Jul 9, 2015 18:42
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My dog's canned food smells pretty good so I googled is it safe to eat dog food; apparently there's less inspection on dog food so I was advised to not eat dog food. So I probably won't be eating any steak-ums I don't think. 
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Jul 9, 2015 18:49
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steak umms own, fry em up and throw a couple pieces of american cheese in there and mix it up once the cheese melts. just how mom used to do in the good ol days when people didn't get all up your rear end about not raising and butchering the cattle yourself
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Jul 9, 2015 19:01
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let me just microwave these dry rear end gray pieces of meat that remind me a little too much of my nan's vagina
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Jul 9, 2015 19:09
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Put them in a pan , nothing else requires they cook almost instantly . They taste insanely good. I eat zero microwave food and most garbage but I'll eat that garbage. Everyone eat a steak ums
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Jul 9, 2015 19:26
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Looks like rebranded Döner.
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Jul 9, 2015 19:28
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steakums, onions, dash of Guinness, season, simmer to whatever that makes put the concoction on toasted bread, or leave in the pan and eat off of so you don't make dishes
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Jul 9, 2015 19:37
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jesus christ it's like monkeys imitating actions they see humans doing you just throw all that poo poo in at once like that? why not saute or caramelize the onions a bit first? season with what? someone help the midwest and the rust belt
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Jul 9, 2015 19:44
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Moridin920 posted:jesus christ it's like monkeys imitating actions they see humans doing do not do what i said to do, its probably gross, i made it up like bobby flay
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Jul 9, 2015 19:45
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more like gay-cums
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Jul 9, 2015 19:48
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Nonsense posted:do not do what i said to do, its probably gross, i made it up like bobby flay ok thank god I was like wtf do people actually do this
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Jul 9, 2015 19:54
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I think the name is from when someone asked the inventor what meat it is. "It's, ummm, steak, ummm." "Steak-ums? Sounds exotic!"
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Jul 9, 2015 20:10
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Moridin920 posted:jesus christ it's like monkeys imitating actions they see humans doing
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Jul 9, 2015 20:13
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Jesus Christ this thread is depressing.
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Jul 10, 2015 10:46
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slicing actual strips of steak and cooking them doesn't require that much actual coordination and doesn't slowly transform you into subhuman slime either hth
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Jul 10, 2015 10:49
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It's a vampire hunters favourite snack.
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Jul 10, 2015 11:09
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Sounds like the guy had a stroke halfway through thinking of the name "Okay so we'll call them steak-UMMMMMMMMMMSSSSS" *drools and spasms incontrollably* "Wow that's great Bob, nice work"
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Jul 10, 2015 11:53
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I read the thread title as Steak-urns
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Jul 10, 2015 11:55
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I was saying Steak-urns
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actually it's Waffle House op. it's a one stop shop for drunk food and entertainment after midnight. open alll night.
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