you should be condescending to people who dont drink black coffee

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yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

Dubious posted:

caramel macchiatos

I've never heard of those. Whatare they?

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thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

yoyodyne posted:

I've never heard of those. Whatare they?

you poor bastard... who is your barista ???

# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:08

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i like my coffee how I like my women: young, dumb, and pumped full of cum

# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:27

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Nefarious posted:

i don't feel like drinking cum

Then don't ever get anything at Starbucks that uses the white chocolate syrup.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 04:40

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Nefarious posted:

i don't feel like drinking cum

boring

# ? Jul 10, 2015 06:24

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i just told a guy that ill have a black coffee and that anything else is a waste of coffee and he rolled his eyes at me lmao GET OWNED MILK BITCH.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:35

thewireguy: Jul 2, 2013

Wafflz posted:

lol if you don't honk up 3 or 4 fat rails to start your day.

cocaine>coffee

Irish coffee is nice though.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 17:45

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I SMOKE WEED before starting my day. blaze before days

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:09

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

i love the taste of good quality espresso with nothing added

if i put sugar in some coffee or espresso then that sugar has to come with some alcohol

those are my rules. pretty fuckin simple

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:29

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Black coffee tastes terrible I load that motherbitch up with half n half.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:00

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fonzarelli posted:

strong latte no sugar

coffee without milk is too acidic and will gently caress up your teeth

gay sewer monster posted:

Black coffee is good. Coffee with some 2% milk and a conservative amount of sugar is good. Hell, I'm even down with the irish cream.

Once you need a meal's worth of dairy and sugar in your drink, you've become a fag. [stares at private trainer friend that can't kick human being coffees and pizza and wears underarmor to hide this]

Pastor Perineum posted:

i love the taste of good quality espresso with nothing added

if i put sugar in some coffee or espresso then that sugar has to come with some alcohol

those are my rules. pretty fuckin simple

lotsa limp-wristed nannybitches making excuses for putting poo poo in coffee

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:52

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

i saw a lady ordering a skinny caramel macchiato lol

seriously though, only autistic fags care about what coffee someone is drinking.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:55

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:58

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

hemale in pain posted:

seriously though, only autistic fags care about what coffee someone is drinking.

you could just say gbs posters no need to be rude !

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:03

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you dont have anything nice to say about people then just start a thread in GBS about it

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:06

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Black Coffee is what your grandfathers drank to make sure they didnt fall into the machinery at their factory joba after 16+ hours straight of work

REAL MENS Drink.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

LeoMarr posted:

Black Coffee is what your grandfathers drank to make sure they didnt fall into the machinery at their factory joba after 16+ hours straight of work

REAL MENS Drink.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:19

bef: Mar 2, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Nathilus posted:

Ooooh I'm a little bitch jackass who drinks black coffee in the morning before work insted of SMOKING WEED.

I do both

# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:20

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

LeoMarr posted:

Black Coffee is what your grandfathers drank to make sure they didnt fall into the machinery at their factory joba after 16+ hours straight of work

REAL MENS Drink.

REAL MENS?

You mean uneducated / retarded slave monkeys.

Seriously, factory jobs were for lovely retards.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:27

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

bef posted:

I do both

i do broth

# ? Jul 10, 2015 22:29

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