|
honestly the britshit confuses the gently caress out of me why didnt they just make Harry Potter american Could have been called Harvey Potts.
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:15 |
|
|
How come the wizards have a stupid name for regular humans who don't have their lame magical powers? They need a slur for someone who can't fly on a broomstick? (Muggles) Also no wonder Harry's dad didn't want him going to Hogwarts, it's a stupidly-named school full of exclusionary assholes who are pretty much magical racists
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:44
|
|
|
the death eaters are the boers and regular wizards are good hearted colonial brits
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:48
|
|
|
gas this thread, ban this op
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:50
|
|
|
they gotta walk thru a metal detector on the way into magic school
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:51
|
|
|
hey guiys im an american and i literalyl cannot enjoy things without it being re-framed into my ameri-centric perspective. anything slightly outside of my vague patriotic inclinications is loving retarded and gay (because i cant understand it)
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:53
|
|
|
solo humping pro posted:hey guiys im an american and i literalyl cannot enjoy things without it being re-framed into my ameri-centric perspective. anything slightly outside of my vague patriotic inclinications is loving retarded and gay (because i cant understand it)  - u
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:53
|
|
|
hermione is replaced by honey boo boo's daughter harry potter is played by shia labeouf ron is danny devito with a red wig
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:54
|
|
|
case in FACKEN point
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2015 23:54
|
|
|
solo humping pro posted:hey guiys im an american and i literalyl cannot enjoy things without it being re-framed into my ameri-centric perspective. anything slightly outside of my vague patriotic inclinications is loving retarded and gay (because i cant understand it) how about you gently caress OFF YOU RED COATED gently caress 
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 00:11
|
|
|
 This is what I think about this thread, OP.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 00:11
|
|
|
Rand alPaul posted:
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 00:12
|
|
|
solo humping pro posted:ron is danny devito with a red wig Danny Devito with a red moustache: Dr. Robotnik
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 00:40
|
|
|
General Tofu posted:Danny Devito with a red moustache: Dr. Robotnik Hahahaha. Edit: vvvv 
Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 10, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 00:58
|
|
|
the real fantasy is believing anyone would set foot in a train station in america
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 01:14
|
|
|
the real fantasy is believing that americans would be able to find a train platform with fractions involved
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 01:16
|
|
|
Potter is so unbelievable. A ginger with TWO friends.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 01:23
|
|
|
happyhippy posted:Potter is so unbelievable. dude potters not the ginger, Ronaldo is, and there should be a token hispanic not a token ginger in the American rerelease
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 01:26
|
|
|
Keanu Reeves as Snape
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 01:40
|
|
|
Devito would actually have been p boss at mad eye moody tho
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:02
|
|
|
hogwarts is in florida my cousin went there so im p sure they are american op
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:04
|
|
|
Instead of a magical owl that brings Harry his invitation or whatever, it's a predator drone.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:17
|
|
|
its funny how americans can barely understand any other english speaking accents that aren't north american, yet the rest of the english speaking world has no trouble navigating through any accents at all. there's nothing more pathetic than an american asking for subs because a movie has a slight scottish brogue in it
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:19
|
|
|
Fonzarelli posted:its funny how americans can barely understand any other english speaking accents that aren't north american, yet the rest of the english speaking world has no trouble navigating through any accents at all. tbf though i dont think scots even understand what the gently caress theyre saying
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:20
|
|
|
Pulp Can Move posted:Instead of a magical owl that brings Harry his invitation or whatever, it's a predator drone.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 02:21
|
|
|
I just recently found out that Harry Potter is set in the 90's and am deeply disappointed that the films passed up the chance to have a kicking Madchester/Britpop soundtrack and have everyone dressed like this:
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:23
|
|
|
Fonzarelli posted:its funny how americans can barely understand any other english speaking accents that aren't north american, yet the rest of the english speaking world has no trouble navigating through any accents at all. never met a brit who could understand a southerner without asking them to slow down even if they dont have a drawl to speak of
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:25
|
|
|
I would love to see an American Harry Potter where Harry Potter (renamed Aiden Colorado) is just this white kid from the suburbs who is friends with a black Ron (renamed Lavon Jones) and an Asian Hermione (renamed Jessica Park), and they attend Lincoln Magic High School, and it's like Dawson's Creek (Lavon sleeps with Snape who is now a lady) but with magic.
burritolingus fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jul 10, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:41
|
|
|
southerners are easy to understand, there are tons of southerners on tv the world is familiar with your bearded redneck duck call family, your version of royalty I guess?
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:42
|
|
|
Fonzarelli posted:southerners are easy to understand, there are tons of southerners on tv Unlike yours who just hate the Abbos?
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:44
|
|
|
If Harry Potter had American actors everyone would be really attractive because Hollywood, and that's not realistic when you're setting a story in the United Kingdom.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:45
|
|
|
That's why you set it in America instead.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:46
|
|
|
Flo Cytometer posted:Unlike yours who just hate the Abbos? america is the king of racism, c'mon man don't start this again always with the aboriginal stuff when i doubt you twats even know what you're talking about, you just kinda heard some stuff about aboriginals
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:47
|
|
|
ron would be called bubba and his parents would be siblings
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:54
|
|
|
FreudianSlippers posted:I just recently found out that Harry Potter is set in the 90's and am deeply disappointed that the films passed up the chance to have a kicking Madchester/Britpop soundtrack and have everyone dressed like this: to be fair they did get jarvis cocker at least
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 03:55
|
|
|
erbology
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 04:00
|
|
|
And they could follow the trend of casting wrinkly 20/ early 30 somethings as kids/teens.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 04:41
|
|
|
LeoMarr posted:honestly the britshit confuses the gently caress out of me why didnt they just make Harry Potter american Harvey Potts 2016
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 04:42
|
|
|
Fonzarelli posted:america is the king of racism, c'mon man don't start this again You elected Pauleen (towards the knife) Hanson. You were also ejected from England, where we claim we left on free will. gently caress you big pizza car stealing chavs.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 04:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:15 |
|
|
is snogging a real word used over there
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2015 04:43
|
|