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Fonzarelli posted:america is the king of racism, c'mon man don't start this again Uh no America doesn't have kings AMERICA WON A WAR TO GET RID OF THE KINGS. Read a history book, dingleberry.
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Mnoba posted:is snogging a real word used over there https://www.snog.fm/ My brother is a member which is weird because we live in New Jersey.
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Jul 10, 2015 05:04
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I heard some americans needed subs for the wire lmao. im english and i managed to follow along just fine. maybe their brains are just slow from all the hfc they huff or whatever they do in their cornfields.
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Jul 10, 2015 05:18
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Fonzarelli posted:america is the king of racism, c'mon man don't start this again I dunno, a lot of UK guys have really got racism down pat. I'm still not sure what some of their slurs mean but from context it basically boils down to "foreigner"
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Jul 10, 2015 06:41
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Flo Cytometer posted:You were also ejected from England, where we claim we left on free will. gently caress you big pizza car stealing chavs. yeah and you guys came from a bunch of jokers with buckles on their hats what, can't keep your hat on? gotta strap that bad boy on? lose your hats much?
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Jul 10, 2015 06:58
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:never met a brit who could understand a southerner without asking them to slow down even if they dont have a drawl to speak of Nonsense. They don't speak fast in the South. In fact when I was there with some friends the locals couldn't understand our very mild English scents unless we spoke at half speed. In fact many locals couldn't even place our accents and I was asked if I was German, South African or Australian.
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Jul 10, 2015 07:22
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Fonzarelli posted:its funny how americans can barely understand any other english speaking accents that aren't north american, yet the rest of the english speaking world has no trouble navigating through any accents at all. they seemed to understand Ducktales well enough
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Jul 10, 2015 07:53
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American wizards exist in Harry potter land, they just use their magical powers to get loving rich as hell and live it up in the modern world, rather than squatting in dirt huts eating mixtures made up of weeds and rat organs.
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Jul 10, 2015 08:04
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Fonzarelli posted:its funny how americans can barely understand any other english speaking accents that aren't north american, yet the rest of the english speaking world has no trouble navigating through any accents at all. A Canadian buddy had a roommate from England and a roommate from the southern states of America, and that British roommate couldn't understand that American roommate and had to ask Canada bud to translate. But I'd imagine American television and films being spread out globally lends to people understanding American accents (or at least certain American accents) better.
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Serotonin posted:Nonsense. They don't speak fast in the South. In fact when I was there with some friends the locals couldn't understand our very mild English scents unless we spoke at half speed. In fact many locals couldn't even place our accents and I was asked if I was German, South African or Australian. By "slow down" he probably means "stop slurring all your words together into a one word slushie."
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Mnoba posted:is snogging a real word used over there Yeah.
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General Tofu posted:I dunno, a lot of UK guys have really got racism down pat. I'm still not sure what some of their slurs mean but from context it basically boils down to "foreigner" they keep calling me n'wah
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Jul 10, 2015 13:16
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I bet American Wizards are dope as gently caress. Craft magical never ending blunts with wizard weed that makes you see through clothes to peep on chicks. magical boob jobs and everyone flys on a loving motorcycle or 4x4, blasting magical bullets out a talking Ar-15 assault wand. Butterbeer? gently caress that pansy limey poo poo, we have coors cans that change color when it's cold (they never aren't cold because magic) and porno mags where the ladies actually move around in HD. American wizards own. No wonder you never see American wizards in hogwarts because professor dumbledork would watch all his students flee that backwater castle to go to the USA   
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Arkanomen posted:I bet American Wizards are dope as gently caress. Craft magical never ending blunts with wizard weed that makes you see through clothes to peep on chicks. magical boob jobs and everyone flys on a loving motorcycle or 4x4, blasting magical bullets out a talking Ar-15 assault wand. Butterbeer? gently caress that pansy limey poo poo, we have coors cans that change color when it's cold (they never aren't cold because magic) and porno mags where the ladies actually move around in HD. American wizards own. No wonder you never see American wizards in hogwarts because professor dumbledork would watch all his students flee that backwater castle to go to the USA
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Arkanomen posted:I bet American Wizards are dope as gently caress. Craft magical never ending blunts with wizard weed that makes you see through clothes to peep on chicks. magical boob jobs and everyone flys on a loving motorcycle or 4x4, blasting magical bullets out a talking Ar-15 assault wand. Butterbeer? gently caress that pansy limey poo poo, we have coors cans that change color when it's cold (they never aren't cold because magic) and porno mags where the ladies actually move around in HD. American wizards own. No wonder you never see American wizards in hogwarts because professor dumbledork would watch all his students flee that backwater castle to go to the USA All the smart, cool, or otherwise worthwhile wizards moved to America long ago. That's why a loving albino no-nosed motherfucker was able to run rampant over the idiot remainder.
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it was funny how the one guy trying to bring wizards in to the modern world by magicking cars and messing with technology kept getting poo poo on like he's the one guy trying to give you electricity and making it so you dont have to poo poo in an outhouse and you're being dicks to him no wonder there's not many wizards (they're all idiots)
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Robo Reagan posted:it was funny how the one guy trying to bring wizards in to the modern world by magicking cars and messing with technology kept getting poo poo on like he's the one guy trying to give you electricity and making it so you dont have to poo poo in an outhouse and you're being dicks to him no wonder there's not many wizards (they're all idiots) Yeah, he was cool for acknowledging that wizard life sucked, but then again his life's dream was to figure out how an airplane works, and I could explain that to an 8 year old.
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Jul 10, 2015 18:20
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The wizards in Harry Potter were all kind of hilariously incompetent. Even the evil ones. Voldemort's biggest atrocity was he made a bridge collapse lol like what fool is you serious? He wants to kill the muggles meanwhile the local PD could probably handle it. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Jul 10, 2015 18:24
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Moridin920 posted:The wizards in Harry Potter were all kind of hilariously incompetent. Even the evil ones. their killing spell requires yelling something that sounds like abrakadabra then a big green light wooshes out of your wand and you probably have to be like five feet away to do it because how are you going to aim a wand. if voldemort had a high powered rifle and hung out in the woods around hogwarts for a week he'd probably have accomplished more
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Robo Reagan posted:it was funny how the one guy trying to bring wizards in to the modern world by magicking cars and messing with technology kept getting poo poo on like he's the one guy trying to give you electricity and making it so you dont have to poo poo in an outhouse and you're being dicks to him no wonder there's not many wizards (they're all idiots) Also his twin sons had a magic map that showed the names and locations of everyone in Hogwarts and could see that their little brother shared a bed with someone named Peter Pettigrew for three years and did nothing about it Moridin920 posted:The wizards in Harry Potter were all kind of hilariously incompetent. Even the evil ones. Even Rowling herself admitted that a competent wand duelist would most likely lose a fight with a competent shotgun user
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Jul 10, 2015 18:29
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What was voldemort's end game in the movie? Did he want to be king of england or something? It wasn't really clear.
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Jul 10, 2015 18:35
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Pththya-lyi posted:Also his twin sons had a magic map that showed the names and locations of everyone in Hogwarts and could see that their little brother shared a bed with someone named Peter Pettigrew for three years and did nothing about it that's probably the biggest plot hole of all and it never occurred to me especially since they specifically use that map to ID him in the 3rd book 
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Jul 10, 2015 18:37
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Hobohemian posted:What was voldemort's end game in the movie? Did he want to be king of england or something? It wasn't really clear. keep uk out of the eurozone
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Hobohemian posted:What was voldemort's end game in the movie? Did he want to be king of england or something? It wasn't really clear. take over hogwarts and make a hitler youth. by that point he'd already controlled the government so
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Moridin920 posted:that's probably the biggest plot hole of all and it never occurred to me Probably the best explanation is that Fred and George were waaaay too tolerant of Ron's lifestyle choices. I guess wizards don't have an age of consent e: Which provides an in-universe justification for all those teacher-student relationships in fanfic 
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Jul 10, 2015 18:53
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Harry Potter had a lot of implied rape in the later books, it was loving weird
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Jul 10, 2015 18:58
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Pththya-lyi posted:Probably the best explanation is that Fred and George were waaaay too tolerant of Ron's lifestyle choices. I guess wizards don't have an age of consent but wouldn't they know there wasn't any loving peter pettigrew in the school or at least not in gryffindor? or didn't they ever see ron standing/sleeping alone but the map says peter is right there too? maybe they just figured it was glitched or something.
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Clochette posted:Harry Potter had a lot of implied rape in the later books, it was loving weird I count two instances: 1) Dolores Umbridge is dragged into the forest by centaurs (who are known in Greek mythology for dragging women off and raping them) and later appears in the school infirmary rocking a thousand-yard stare and jumping whenever someone makes clip-clop noises. Our heroes find this funny because Umbridge is perhaps the most hateful person in the Harry Potter universe. 2) Voldemort's mom magicked his dad into loving her for a year, and he left her and their unborn son when she stopped. Any others?
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Jul 10, 2015 19:09
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Pththya-lyi posted:I count two instances: 3) Ariana Dumbledore was possibly raped by a group of Muggle boys when she was 6. 4) Fenrir Greyback, a werewolf who "specializes in children" seems like a metaphor for pedophilia. He was also pretty rapey towards Hermione.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:32
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leaked footage of the American Harry Potter.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:58
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Moridin920 posted:The wizards in Harry Potter were all kind of hilariously incompetent. Even the evil ones. well of course they are incompetent, none of the wizards even have a highschool education. all they learn in school is magic, and half of them don't even pay very good attention to that
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i got over handy porter 1/3 of the way into the final book because of the pain from an yeast infection or something made it impossible to mentally process narrative and i lost interest. please tell me what happen in book 7 of porker larry
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I read them all and I honestly can't remember anything from the books except some sort of elf slave emancipation subplot that never went anywhere. Also, they never really explain how Ron's family can be poor when they can just magic up poo poo whenever the gently caress they feel like it.
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Hobohemian posted:I read them all and I honestly can't remember anything from the books except some sort of elf slave emancipation subplot that never went anywhere. Also, they never really explain how Ron's family can be poor when they can just magic up poo poo whenever the gently caress they feel like it. You can't make gold or food because Reasons. (The latter is especially silly because they routinely turn inanimate objects into live animals and back again as part of their classwork. So why couldn't you just turn, say, a teapot into a live chicken, then kill and eat the chicken?) Also student activists are terrible, even if they have a point Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Jul 10, 2015 21:12
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I'm a wizard, Harry! Lavase Los Manos!
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