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Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
guys, we all know people like to have sex but that doesn't mean you have to talk about it ok.

if something is attractive or turns you on, SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT IT.

our admins and mods are triggered by such randy displays as quoting a post and saying "would" they find it creepy and unnerving and as we all know the forums exist to service them.

TLDR: SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT YOUR DICKS AND VAGINAS IF YOU ARENT A SEXLESS ROBOT PERSON YOU ARE BEING CREEPY. YOU ARENT ACTUALLY ADULTS AND ARENT CAPABLE OF DISCUSSING THESE THINGS

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dis Thread Going Places!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i'm here to gently caress

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

VendaGoat posted:

Dis Thread Going Places!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
ralp closing the cosplay thread because goons were judging cosplayers appearances was pretty funny

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Cyberball 2072 posted:

DICKS AND VAGINAS

Hot. Pix plz.

Metrical
May 7, 2013
What else matters in life?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

i would stick my throbbing hard human male penis in her human fe-male vagina aka human intercourse

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Metrical posted:

What else matters in life?

crush your enemies

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i was also homeschooled op

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

full spectrum warrior here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

I hat the cowboys they are not Americas team.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i would have sex with all these white women

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

I hat the cowboys they are not Americas team.



Better?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Every time you say "would" Ralp's triggering intensifies.

Every time you say "slaw dog" the ghost of Spanish Love whispers "gas" to gnarlyhotep in his dreams.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

thank you
would

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
For the Ladies.




Wouldn't want ya'll to think I'm sexist.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

For the Ladies.



Wouldn't want ya'll to think I'm sexist.

literal needle dick


still would let him pound my rear end like a jackhammer all nite

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
the popular suit costume

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

do a sex on me

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ChairmanMeow posted:

the popular suit costume

he's pretending to be employed in america

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChairmanMeow posted:

the popular suit costume

No matter how you dress, it is a costume.

Deal with it.

You'll get just as many odd looks in full tails and top hat, walking down a street alone, as you will in a sexy cowboy costume at a Bar Mitzvah

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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chomp8645 posted:

Every time you say "would" Ralp's triggering intensifies.

I don't care about that but I don't think GBS should have a thread where posters just image dump jerkoff material; the thread in question may not have been that at first, but it definitely turned into that. It was creepy and brought the tone of the whole forum down when PYF had "Post your favorite horny naked asses" and it does the same now. You can jack off to whatever you want but don't post about it please.

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