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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD87qO-_rV8"

I would like to eat this

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
didnt click

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße
i would like to eat out your rear end

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I would like to say First Post but two fuckholes before me ruined it

eat poo poo faggots

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Not gonna lie, I would eat that kickin rad chicken parmesan.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Hagborn posted:

i would like to eat out your rear end

Which would be an identical sensation to eating a Chizza.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i dont know fi this is worse than the hotdog pizza from pizza hut

but that singing definitely was

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hagborn posted:

i would like to eat out your rear end

Same

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
lol no thanks


nice try though

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Not watching that video gently caress you op eat my rear end

Risky
May 18, 2003

The CEOs of the corporation that own KFC are a bunch of 12 year olds that do nothing but watch Epic Mealtime.

grandpas drunk
Jun 10, 2015

by Ralp
I heard it was actually kenCRAPY fried chicken &hhhhhhhaaahahahah

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

awful lot of you guys want to taste my butt

are you sure you don't want the Chizza instead?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

grandpas drunk posted:

I heard it was actually kenCRAPY fried chicken &hhhhhhhaaahahahah

That's what Col. Sanders thought about the place at the time of his death.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

a real jerk posted:

awful lot of you guys want to taste my butt

are you sure you don't want the Chizza instead?

i don't know what a chizza is bitch

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I like that kfc is racing against no one to create the dumbest fried chicken products on earth while Popeye's is straight up like:

"gently caress you, fried chicken is amazing. We're not changing poo poo. Yes there's a 15 minute wait for spicy. Sit your rear end down and play on Facebook. We're frying you up some delicious poo poo you impatient motherfucker."

And church's is like "same, but you can only get us in Atlanta which makes me sad as gently caress for you motherfuckers"

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Nefarious posted:

i don't know what a chizza is bitch

a piece of fried chicken with pizza stuff on it. it looks amazing

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Eating a kfc double down is part of the immigration process.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I like that kfc is racing against no one to create the dumbest fried chicken products on earth while Popeye's is straight up like:

"gently caress you, fried chicken is amazing. We're not changing poo poo. Yes there's a 15 minute wait for spicy. Sit your rear end down and play on Facebook. We're frying you up some delicious poo poo you impatient motherfucker."

And church's is like "same, but you can only get us in Atlanta which makes me sad as gently caress for you motherfuckers"

It takes a pretty lovely restaurant to make Popeye's and church's sound that good by contrast

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Or to make them sound that much like real food

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Oct 30, 2009

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My chizza

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
gas station chicken is always the best but if you can't get down with church's you're probably one of them foodie faggots that thinks an avocado and camembert mélange is the first ingredient in making fried chicken

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i want to jizza on the ops face

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Whenever I'm tempted to eat at a KFC, I remind myself that it only takes skin contact with a microscopic droplet of blood to catch hepatitis

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
thank you for keeping your hepatitis away from my chicken

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Lol

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Its HepC-licious.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

That kid is gay, I don't want gay pizza.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

spud posted:

That kid is gay, I don't want gay pizza.

excuse me they like to be called calzones TYVM (they like to be bent over)

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
i bet that thing is loving delicious

god drat

would

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
that's a pizza alright

a pizza poo poo

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

did anyone say shitza yet

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Dominos makes a thing like that and it's really not that great. And chicken parmesan has been a thing forever.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Excelzior posted:

did anyone say shitza yet

No but I'm about to say "jizza."

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Nefarious posted:

i want to jizza on the ops face

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Has "didnt click" been claimed yet?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Yeah sorry

Nefarious posted:

didnt click

Still available:

Voted 3
Goatse
Lol
Rant

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Is it still cultural appropriation if its being forcefully transplanted by a megacorporation?

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burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Yeah sorry


Still available:

Voted 3
Goatse
Lol
Rant

Hmm. Slim pickings.

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