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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



You know who you are, and you know what you did. This is your opportunity to come clean and clear the slate.

C'mon now, step up and do the right thing. You know you were in the wrong, so just admit it so we can move on and heal.

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Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
I'm sorry this thread is so lovely

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Overwined posted:

I'm sorry this thread is so lovely

Your apology for shitposting is duly noted. It didn't sound quite sincere, though.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im sad right now

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sniffle

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just loving fry me you fucks

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

Just loving fry me you fucks

That sounds rather like an Alford plea, which is really beyond the scope of this thread.

grandpas drunk
Jun 10, 2015

by Ralp
I'm sorry I drank all your liquor and then filled the bottles back up with water and then puked on the rug

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

if anyone took offense to the opinions i have stated, i apologize. let us not forget, however, that i am basically right, and that it's important that free thinkers and truth tellers like myself stand up to anti-intellectuals who would stomp out all dissent.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
mittromneynoapologies.jpg

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
I'm also sorry 'bout this thread, OP.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
OP, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you growing up. I just got real busy. I hope you got the card with the $5 I sent you for your birthday that one time.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



grandpas drunk posted:

I'm sorry I drank all your liquor and then filled the bottles back up with water and then puked on the rug

Now that's the spirit!

All is forgiven, grandpa.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That sounds rather like an Alford plea, which is really beyond the scope of this thread.

Well I have no idea what this means, so off to Wikipedia I go.


"I just pleaded guilty because they said if I didn't, they would gas me for it"


Jesus, when this country just wants you dead, there is no stopping it. gently caress you all! Prove I did something wrong, then you can gas my rear end. I'll fart in the chair, just to help it all along!


I am sorry for..... gently caress, what were we talking about again?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mr. Pumroy posted:

if anyone took offense to the opinions i have stated, i apologize. let us not forget, however, that i am basically right, and that it's important that free thinkers and truth tellers like myself stand up to anti-intellectuals who would stomp out all dissent.

Non-apologies and humblebrags were not stated as options.

Flo Cytometer posted:

I'm also sorry 'bout this thread, OP.

Are you saying that you are exercising some kind of subconscious control over me? Are you with them?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

Well I have no idea what this means, so off to Wikipedia I go.


"I just pleaded guilty because they said if I didn't, they would gas me for it"


Jesus, when this country just wants you dead, there is no stopping it. gently caress you all! Prove I did something wrong, then you can gas my rear end. I'll fart in the chair, just to help it all along!


I am sorry for..... gently caress, what were we talking about again?

Punishment is inevitable; repentance merely lightens the load.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Are you saying that you are exercising some kind of subconscious control over me? Are you with them?

No. :commissar:


Monday_ posted:

OP, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you growing up. I just got real busy. I hope you got the card with the $5 I sent you for your birthday that one time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc

This thread is now about deadbeat dads

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Punishment is inevitable; repentance merely lightens the load.

Yah, no poo poo. Now if I honestly had something to be sorry about, that would be a different story.

I will say, I am sorry for not wiping my feet before entering your home.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMNaY2jJ3_Q

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I regret nothing

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



https://youtu.be/Ocv5WdBmSok

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i'll never crack and neither will my cookie

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

The Protagonist posted:

i'll never crack and neither will my cookie

thats what urmom said

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Protagonist posted:

i'll never crack and neither will my cookie

I have confidence that, deep down inside, you are a decent person and will come clean. You will feel better afterward, I promise.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
sorry about my garbage dick

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness" - Clint Eastwood

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



EugeneJ posted:

"Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness" - Clint Eastwood

"Never trust a man who is smiling - he has something to hide." - Hunter S. Thompson

Now apologize.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

CaptainSarcastic posted:

"Never trust a man who is smiling - he has something to hide." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Hey, shove that Kratom up my butt, will ya?" - Hunter S. Thompson, circa 2004

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
I have no idea what you're talking about. *takes sip of wine from Jimmy Hoffa's skull*

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm sorry i said i wanted to beat up aliens i didn't mean it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



im sorry my dilz is so big and your mom can't walk straight, op :smith:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Flo Cytometer posted:

"Hey, shove that Kratom up my butt, will ya?" - Hunter S. Thompson, circa 2004

You are really trying to derail this thread - something must be bothering you. Man up and come clean - admitting you were in the wrong is the first step to enlightenment.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Business Gorillas posted:

im sorry my dilz is so big and your mom can't walk straight, op :smith:

For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Mammals

I suspect that there is some lack of truth to either your apology or your avatar.


dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress you

No need to go overboard - I was asking for a simple apology, not a drat confession.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
:burger:
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
:burger:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress you

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

CaptainSarcastic posted:

You are really trying to derail this thread - something must be bothering you. Man up and come clean - admitting you were in the wrong is the first step to enlightenment.

no this thread is dumb and you are dumb hope that helps :dings:

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Flo Cytometer posted:

no this thread is dumb and you are dumb hope that helps :dings:

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Overwined posted:

I'm sorry this thread is so lovely

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Overwined posted:

I'm sorry this thread is so lovely

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