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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
If you buy prepackaged tortillas go kill youself.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
shut up bitch

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Nefarious posted:

shut up bitch

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
this is whats gonna happen if we give amnesty to all those illegals folks

snooty mexicans judging our tortillas

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck my tractor

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
maybe english-speaking women actually have employment opportunities available to them so it makes more sense for them to work than stay at home making tortillas all day you ever think of that op

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Nefarious posted:

shut up bitch

nefarious you should be kinder to your fellow posters

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Nefarious posted:

shut up bitch

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Nefarious posted:

shut up bitch

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Forums poster texaholic schooling us on proper Tex mex cuisine

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a tortilla is just a flappy cracker

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


not only do i eat prepackaged tortillas, they are made from flour and i put velveeta and ketchup on them

sweet quesodillas

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i own a torilla press

it's a lot of loving work actually

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
wheat tortillas > corn tortillas

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015

Nefarious posted:

shut up bitch

toxic
Aug 23, 2002

Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Go gently caress yourself. I don't agree with this.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm pretty sure mass produced tortillas will taste better than any attempt by me.

Edit:

toxic posted:

Go gently caress yourself. I don't agree with this.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

im pooping! posted:

not only do i eat prepackaged tortillas, they are made from flour and i put velveeta and ketchup on them

sweet quesodillas

gently caress off

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i just ate a frozen breakfast burrito that tasted exactly like hamburger helper

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Saurus posted:

smooty mexicans judging our tortillas

Enfield posted:

suck my tractor

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

NecroMonster posted:

i just ate a frozen breakfast burrito that tasted exactly like hamburger helper

huh?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i don't know either i really don't know it was an awful experience why did i keep eating it

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Julia Child's favorite restaurant is La Super-Rica Taqaueria in Santa Barbara.

Here is a video, it also shows them making tortillas fresh in what is about a 200 square foot kitchen (if that).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zSomwGJUk

The line in goes all the way through the neighborhood during prime time but it goes really loving fast. Buy a couple small plates and a beer and it's complete heaven.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I like these ones



Also, I bought this and some ground beef today. gonna have authentic Mexican taco bake casserole tomorrow!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lets take a minute to sit down and rap about hotsaucse. i think youll find i have a lot of opinions abput it

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Flour, salt, and lard

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
come play mlard

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
why cant i stop crying

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i own a torilla press

it's a lot of loving work actually

yea for real. i have a nice big heavy iron one, but i only really bust it out if im making a bunch of tacos and food for like 4+ people. really a lot of work just to make tortillas for just the two of us for an average dinner night. masa sticks to everything

costco has some bomb pre-made uncooked ones that are pretty drat nice.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

come play mlard

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Champenema posted:

Flour, salt, and lard

corn, lime juice and water, you ignorant bitch

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
PB&J on a tortilla?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
if you're going to make inferior corn tortillas then make sure that your cornmeal was treated with lime first, because otherwise none of the nutrients can be absorbed by your body and you'll get some horrible disease that southern european peasants got when they ate nothing but untreated cornmeal

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Oh man have upu guys ever tried those flat bottom hard taco shells?!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
not everyone lives with their hispanic mom

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
I love authentic meh-he-can flavour!

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
These are the best tortillas ever, there is no reason to make fresh tortillas if you have these:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
pro tip: skip tortilla and just throw it all in a bowl

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007
That's a hard-line stance, op. What are you going to say next, home-made burgers are better than McDonald's? Crazy talk.

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Twistershift posted:

That's a hard-line stance, op. What are you going to say next, home-made burgers are better than McDonald's? Crazy talk.

guess what? I have a site for you!

http://www.beneboy.com/mcmenu.pdf

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