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Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
even if i only boned the girl once and rarely think of the girl i still get mad at the new guy lmao

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PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

That's because you are insecure and bitter to the core like me

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Don't get mad, I'm gonna take real good care of your Mom

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i always get jealous when guys i've boned start boning a new guy

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
you're just jealous that she didn't love you enough to whip out the strapon

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

I feel sorry for my ex partners because I know their love life will forever be downhill after me.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I find it more irritating when she bones them before you've broken up, personally.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don't get jealous because I know my chlamydia spores are being passed on, ensuring the survival of the species.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i got dibs on all the women op

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

kill them, op

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

The Bible posted:

I find it more irritating when she bones them before you've broken up, personally.

Unfortunate people are so nasty in this world.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

not just the new guy. kill them all. its the only way to be sure

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Me too. Every girl I like should be absorbed into my harem eternally.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

a dog from hell posted:

Me too. Every girl I like should be absorbed into my harem eternally.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
you shouldn't be jealous of your exes' sexual conquests op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
remov penis

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
If you still remember the last girl you boned by noon the next day, you're doing it wrong.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
anyone who doesn't experience even a flicker of jealousy is full of poo poo and/or a sadbrain so you're okay op

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ambush her and the new beau in a parking garage and kill him and yourself in front of that ho

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

all my exes

live in texas

hrpff
Jun 19, 2004
undercooked Wendy's burgers or something
Only way to handle it is to cut off all contact and spend every night wondering what she's doing while you stay awake and feel like animals are burrowing through your chest, imho.

queef anxiety
Mar 4, 2009

yeah

hrpff posted:

Only way to handle it is to cut off all contact and spend every night wondering what she's doing while you stay awake and feel like animals are burrowing through your chest, imho.

drat

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

MOOBS! posted:

ambush her and the new beau in a parking garage and kill him and yourself in front of that ho

but then she;ll just meet anotherr one? these hores cant keep theyre pussys in their pants

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I'm only jealous of it happens while I'm still in

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Esp same hole

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

severe

you're penis

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Jonad posted:

you shouldn't be jealous of your exes' sexual conquests op

you should be if they're hot

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

lol if your previous sexual conquests haven't given up on a physical connection with another human and joined a nunnery just lol

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
How could yo gal leave me
And be wit you all night
But its all right
Cause you know we don't kiss
Like Too $hort said
Bitches aint poo poo

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015
I understand, I don't like getting boned by my ex new guy either. Oh wait...

CoolCat posted:

I feel sorry for my ex partners because I know their love life will forever be downhill after me.

^ that

Thotol fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jul 10, 2015

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


a dog from hell posted:

Me too. Every girl I like should be absorbed into my harem eternally.

Yep and we can all race to build the biggest harem

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Now the first day that I met ya
I was looking in the sky
When the sun turned all a blur
and the thunderclouds rolled by
The sea began to shiver
and the wind began to moan
It must've been a sign for me
to leave you well alone
I was born without you, baby
but my feelings were a little bit too strong

you never said you love me
and I don't believe you can
'cause I saw you in a dream
and you were with another man
You looked so cool and casual
and I tried to look the same
But now I've got to know ya
tell me who am I to blame?
I was born without you, baby
but my feelings were a little bit too strong

Now the whole wide world is movin'
'cause there's iron in my heart
I just can't keep from cryin'
'cause you say we've got to part
Sorrow grips my voice as I stand here all alone
And watch you slowly take away
a love I've never known
I was born without you, baby
but my feelings were a little bit too strong

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever
I always wreck their poo poo down there so I only feel pity for the new guy.

What you're feeling is embarrassment because you know that you're being weighed in the balance and found wanting. Mene mene tekel upharsin, motherfucker!

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I'm usually ok with it after a year--but it all depends on the nature of the breakup.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Sounds like you need to be a more giving lover, OP.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

jarofpiss posted:

lol if your previous sexual conquests haven't given up on a physical connection with another human and joined a nunnery just lol

after sex with you they felt like they wouldn't be missing out on anything by abstaining

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Ahundredbux posted:

after sex with you they felt like they wouldn't be missing out on anything by abstaining

uh

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
if you're getting the afters it's advisable to wear a mask and dustbust a woman's oval office before going in

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

his bad at the sex

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