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You're all a bunch of loving drunks so I thought I would give you a tip on how to get over hangovers All you need to do is Take opiates. A small dose will do you. I literally went from being semi conscious in bed in horrible pain to walking around and having a good time from just one dilaudid pill Painkillers cure nearly ever aspect of a hangover. Headache? gone. Sore muscles? gone Feeling depressed? not anymore. So next time you get blackout drunk look through your medicine cabinet for some old vicodin or percocet Their is NO better way to cure a hangover.
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Does codeine work? Its the only opiate I have on hand OP.
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Jul 10, 2015 12:34
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You could also just drink some more
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Jul 10, 2015 12:34
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suck my tractor you little bitch
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Jul 10, 2015 12:37
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Enfield posted:suck my tractor you little bitch Stay hungover then queermo
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Jul 10, 2015 12:38
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Lunixnerd posted:Does codeine work? Its the only opiate I have on hand OP. Yeah that should work. Just make sure you don't kill your liver with all the Acetaminophen in it.
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Jul 10, 2015 12:39
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my hangover cure is a bowl of weed and the greasiest food I can find/make post your foolproof hangover cures itt
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Jul 10, 2015 12:46
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Drink 16-32 Oz of water and take some ibuprofen before you go to sleep. I haven't had a hangover in nearly 20 years.
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Jul 10, 2015 12:56
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Why would doctors care? Who the gently caress goes to a doctor for a hangover?
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Jul 10, 2015 12:58
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just skip the drinkinga nd swallow all this pills in your medicine cabinet
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Jul 10, 2015 13:02
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Best cure? Don't drink in the first place.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:02
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the only hangover cure that works is to somehow remain in your twenties forever.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:04
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CoolCat posted:Best cure? Don't drink in the first place. actuakly the best cure is to kill yourselve
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Jul 10, 2015 13:04
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Mad Monk posted:Why would doctors care? Who the gently caress goes to a doctor for a hangover? People who drink like men.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:04
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CoolCat posted:Best cure? Don't drink in the first place. This. Just shoot the Opiates directly between your toes.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:05
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:People who drink like men. Pussies, I only hang with people that drink like animals. People with true grit.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:05
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How do you have dilaudid pills? Are you a cancer patient or are you like a 70 year old pill head who goes to 3 pain management clinics for a lovely lower back?
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Jul 10, 2015 13:06
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make sure to vomit throughout the night, otherwise it will be really bad. thats my hangover preventative
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Jul 10, 2015 13:09
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In my experience - many people mean different things by hungover, like for some headache is hungover. I never have headaches or muscle aches but I just feel like poo poo. What's the cure for that?
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Jul 10, 2015 13:10
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electrigger posted:How do you have dilaudid pills? Are you a cancer patient or are you like a 70 year old pill head who goes to 3 pain management clinics for a lovely lower back? They were left over from when I had a kidney stone a couple years ago.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:10
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OP i believe you are on to something. I do not think this would work out very well for certain people however.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:11
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Sekenr posted:In my experience - many people mean different things by hungover, like for some headache is hungover. I never have headaches or muscle aches but I just feel like poo poo. What's the cure for that? A self inflicted gunshot wound
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Jul 10, 2015 13:11
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i just drink two bottles of gatorade and take a tylenol when I go to bed (I put it on the pillow before I go out so I won't forget), works pretty well ablobloblo but one tylenol and alcohol= instant liver damage, lol learn some loving physiology and biochemistry
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Jul 10, 2015 13:14
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Enfield posted:actuakly the best cure is to kill yourselve That's too much. Slitting your own wrists and bleeding until you go into shock and have to be taken to the hospital in a pushcart works fine, too. You'll bleed out all of the poison in your system and get some wicked scars. Down the road, not across the street.
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Jul 10, 2015 13:18
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a real good non-opiate cure is iv-rehydration and dexamethasone
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Jul 10, 2015 13:20
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20matar posted:That's too much. Slitting your own wrists and bleeding until you go into shock and have to be taken to the hospital in a pushcart works fine, too. You'll bleed out all of the poison in your system and get some wicked scars. Down the road, not across the street. um wow weirdo 
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Jul 10, 2015 13:21
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its pretty amazing
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Jul 10, 2015 13:22
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:People who drink like men. drink like men then take a hangover like a b*tch? no thx op it doesnt check out
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Jul 10, 2015 13:22
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heroin i mean
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Jul 10, 2015 13:22
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i chug like half a gallon of water and lick a handful of season salt before i go to sleep
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Jul 10, 2015 13:30
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Crocodile is better way.
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Jul 10, 2015 14:17
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Alright, so once or twice a week you pick a day to binge drink. On those two days you get some painkillers. The next morning you have a cure for your illness. Your use woulden't be frequent enough to get you addicted to the opiates and you would never have to suffer a hangover again
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Jul 10, 2015 15:06
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when i got a nice mattress it helped my hangovers a lot because i slept better and woke up rested instead of feeling completely awful. if you dont drink water you'll feel like poo poo still but sleeping helps a lot
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Jul 10, 2015 15:13
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Alright, so once or twice a week you pick a day to binge drink. On those two days you get some painkillers. The next morning you have a cure for your illness. Your use woulden't be frequent enough to get you addicted to the opiates and you would never have to suffer a hangover again and maybe on the days after you use painkillers you do some uppers just to get back into the swing of things, you know it's a self-sustaining system!
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Jul 10, 2015 15:14
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Axolotl posted:Drink 16-32 Oz of water and take some ibuprofen before you go to sleep. I haven't had a hangover in nearly 20 years. absolutely works
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Jul 10, 2015 15:17
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I've never had a hangover. My magical cure is to drink frequently, but not too much at a time.
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Jul 10, 2015 15:19
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Mozi posted:and maybe on the days after you use painkillers you do some uppers just to get back into the swing of things, you know Hey it worked for the beatles, JFK, Hitler, Marylin monroe and Elvis
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Jul 10, 2015 15:28
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:You could also just drink some more
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Jul 10, 2015 15:28
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Coconut water and a B-complex vitamin. There you're welcome.
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Jul 10, 2015 15:28
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Really, there's not much that dilaudid wouldn't cure--at least in the short term.
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