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 My company has multiple offices in multiple states with many remote workers, yet our dear leader decided to email every single employee about his lovely missing cup. No one has responded and no updates have been posted. No one remembers him every having this cup or ever having seen it, but I guess its very important to him for whatever reason. He refers to himself in the third person in the email. I'd like to find another cup exactly like this so I can begin taking pictures of it as if its being held hostage Can anyone help me find this cup? Or come up with any cup related hyjinks to pull?
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Jul 10, 2015 19:05
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Gay Hitler posted:Can anyone help me find this cup? Or come up with any cup related hyjinks to pull? no, sorry 
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Jul 10, 2015 19:07
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I see you work for the BBC
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Jul 10, 2015 19:07
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that was my cup, and i had friends who died for that star cup!!! STOLEN VALOR, STOLEN VALOR FOLKS
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Jul 10, 2015 19:08
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you should piss in the cup op
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Jul 10, 2015 19:08
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If I was the person that took that cup, seeing that email in my inbox would be the surefire way to ensure it never got returned ever.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:08
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one hell of a cup, i can see why he's pissed
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Jul 10, 2015 19:08
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Can't even believe how one tiny abuse of power turned into this slippery slope.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:08
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Screw your stupid cup! What happened to the bugs? Email the president a picture of just a straw and say you'll return the cup if he returns the baby bugs.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:09
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Jul 10, 2015 19:10
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He should fire one employee every ten minutes until his cup is returned.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:11
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reply with "a++++ would put nuts in cup again"
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Jul 10, 2015 19:12
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Try a google image search, it seems to be a Starbucks "Cold Cup Tumbler - Silver Stars".
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Jul 10, 2015 19:13
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do a reply all and say you haven't seen it. this happens in my company as well.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:14
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Darth123123 posted:do a reply all and say you haven't seen it. this happens in my company as well. This is the only logical recourse. It'll start a chain reaction most likely. Edit: Also bring it up in the next meeting. Ask for updates.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:18
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You can buy them from Starbucks. Buy one, crap in it, send a photo with ransom note from your line managers office.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:20
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NiffStipples posted:This is the only logical recourse. It'll start a chain reaction most likely. it will, and you'll laugh at how many "STOP using REPLY ALL!" emails are sent back, using reply all.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:21
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Jonad posted:you should piss in the cup op if i can find another one i will
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Jul 10, 2015 19:22
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"After what I've been doing with it, you really don't want it back. Next time could you bring one that's a little wider though?" Probably don't send this from your own email account.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:23
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Asymptote posted:Try a google image search, it seems to be a Starbucks "Cold Cup Tumbler - Silver Stars". you are my loving hero
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Jul 10, 2015 19:25
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Maybe he got that cup from his daughter, and it has a special meaning OP.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:26
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Anxiously f5ing in anticipation of your imminent firing OP.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:26
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 this was all an excuse for op to go get a caramel mochaccino
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Jul 10, 2015 19:27
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I remember when something like this happened like last year and like 200 people replied all and it was on NPR news and it was the most npr newsiest thing ever
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Jul 10, 2015 19:28
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Highly anticipating a cup hostage situation
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Jul 10, 2015 19:28
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i have the cup its me
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Jul 10, 2015 19:29
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how is this loving cup $40 what the gently caress
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Jul 10, 2015 19:31
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Or post a hilarious photo montage of a cup hostage situation and post it to reddit; it will appear like clockwork on facebook every 3 months then.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:31
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Hope it wasn't CupISIS. I don't want to see another glassware beheading.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:32
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put ur dick in the cup lol
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Jul 10, 2015 19:32
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20 employees, 1 cup
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Jul 10, 2015 19:33
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1. get the replacement cup 2. hire two girls to re-enact the Classic Internet Viral Sensation "2 Girls, 1 Cup" 3. put the video on youtube 4. reply all with just a link to the video
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Jul 10, 2015 19:33
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replace the cup add poison leave cup for boss collectively take over the company with the workers, split the profits according to votes
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Jul 10, 2015 19:35
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what i want to know is why did he have a picture of the cup before hand? insurance purposes? did he steal his own cup hoping someone would buy him a new one?
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Jul 10, 2015 19:38
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Decebal posted:Maybe he got that cup from his daughter, and it has a special meaning OP. yeah left in the pleebs staff kitchen
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Jul 10, 2015 19:39
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Gay Hitler posted:what i want to know is why did he have a picture of the cup before hand? it's a conspiracy
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Jul 10, 2015 19:40
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Gay Hitler posted:how is this loving cup $40 what the gently caress loll
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Jul 10, 2015 19:41
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steal the means of hydration from the upper classes
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Jul 10, 2015 19:41
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Gay Hitler posted:what i want to know is why did he have a picture of the cup before hand? Reply with this.
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Jul 10, 2015 19:42
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what is the original Kitchen? are there others we should know about?
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Jul 10, 2015 19:42
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