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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

what is the original Kitchen? are there others we should know about?

Original Kitchen is the place where The Patriots first met before establishing the La Le Lu Le Lo

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Reply All asking why he had a picture of this cup on hand

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wait for a coworker you hate to take a dump then hijack his email and start talking poo poo about the cup

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Looks like a quality cup, looks reasonably expensive too, don't blame people for wanting to steal it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kuato posted:

Looks like a quality cup, looks reasonably expensive too, don't blame people for wanting to steal it.

1% cup

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Buy him the cup and have it hand delivered with a signed note saying "This won't replace the memories made with the cup you lost, but here's to a fresh start!" ftw

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Gay Hitler posted:

what i want to know is why did he have a picture of the cup before hand?

insurance purposes?

did he steal his own cup hoping someone would buy him a new one?
It's a stock image retard.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Buy a lovely version of the cup and say it always looked like that

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the cup is where he holds the source of his power and now he fears that someone will take it for themselves (the source of his power is cocaine)

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
I took it home but now I'm fired and didn't bring it back so your boss can gently caress off.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gay Hitler posted:

how is this loving cup $40 what the gently caress

Maybe you can buy a used one on Craigslist.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Mega64 posted:

Maybe you can buy a used one on Craigslist.

That's likely where the cup is being sold right now

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Buy copy of cup
Do terrible things to cup, taking pictures of each thing.
Give cup back, say you found it in a conference room or something.
Wait about a month.


Send a picture of one of the terrible things you did with the cup to the prez and everyone else once a week for several weeks

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
do anything in the thread instead of disappearing like a bitch

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Windows 98 posted:

That's likely where the cup is being sold right now

That's assuming it's not loaded into a container and being shipped out of the country as we speak.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Robo Reagan posted:

do anything in the thread instead of disappearing like a bitch

hes opening a kickstarter to buy the 40 dollar replica cup so we can all get the mega lols of an email reply about how leaving the cup filled with whatever food the boss hates most 'was not funny' then we vote it 5 5 5

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!
No worries. Found it in the other Kitchen.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
raise the baby stinkbugs in the cup, take a picture and send it to him anonymously OP

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
op buy the same cup and then use a throwaway email to send him pics of yourself naked except a balaclava making GBS threads in the cup

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
send out pictures of yourself giving a homeless person a sponge bath with the cup. your boss will look like he hates the homeless.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

iSimian posted:

No worries. Found it in the other Kitchen.



That's best supreme kitchen better than original.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Buy an identical cup, splatter pigs blood all over yourself, walk into the bosses office and say, "I got your cup back. Don't ask how."

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

iSimian posted:

No worries. Found it in the other Kitchen.



That's a good photoshop

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

iSimian posted:

No worries. Found it in the other Kitchen.



Send him this photo, seriously

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

eljackass posted:

Send him this photo, seriously

Do it. From your boss' computer. :w00t:

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

Reply All asking why he had a picture of this cup on hand

Good question! The "missing" cup is clearly a false flag to justify some massive layoffs in the near future.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
He's going to reverse image search his cup, find this thread and fire OP.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Germstore posted:

He's going to reverse image search his cup, find this thread and fire OP.

lol like a boss can google

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
To: All

Who is Gay Hitler? I demand to know who at this company is Gay Hitler! You have a lot to answer to!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Flo Cytometer posted:

lol like a boss can google

Becomes...

"can google like a boss lol"

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Smart money says the cleaning lady threw it out because she thought it was disposable.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Gay Hitler posted:

how is this loving cup $40 what the gently caress

Make a Kickstarter. if we all donate $1 then you can buy it and poo poo/piss/cum in it and give it to him. Make each one a stretch goal imo


withak posted:

Smart money says the cleaning lady threw it out because she thought it was disposable.

yea that's prolly what happened when i first saw it

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Your boss will probably deduct money from your paycheck to cover it.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Goto HR, burst out crying and ask why they are being accused of stealing the cup from another office.

At best you'll get the rest of the day off.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

any updates on the cup

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Gay Hitler posted:

how is this loving cup $40 what the gently caress

no wonder he wants it back

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Moridin920 posted:

steal the means of hydration from the upper classes

gently caress the g-rade, i want the machine that's makin it

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

please keep us cupdated on this kerfuffle :roflolmao:

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

withak posted:

Smart money says the cleaning lady threw it out because she thought it was disposable.

Interrogate her using Good Cup, Bad Cup

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
To replace the cup all 401k and pension funds will be halved.

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