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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

jackyl posted:

Jane Fonda was smoking hot back in the day

gently caress dude, jane fonda is still smoking hot



gat dam

:snypa:

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jul 11, 2015

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jarofpiss posted:

would NOT gently caress a skeleton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlJq7RLC4M

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Marilyn Monroe had that dank pussy

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)



is anyone here cool enough to remember sexy losers?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i'm not even 30 and i was in two long-term relationships with women that passed away. it's weird and depressing

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






this looks cool and good

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

what the gently caress is this poo poo

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Sheep-Goats posted:

nigga looks like she came outta auschwitz

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





vrath
Jul 6, 2015

Buy 1 get 1 bottle of Lysol FREE!

Thanks Mrs. Skeltal

Also

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I would let young stalin sabotage my guts

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

It's not the fact that the evil villain merely had a guillotine, rather it was the size and height of the hole that was intimidating.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Amorphous Blob posted:



is anyone here cool enough to remember sexy losers?
I'm kind of impressed you found a sfw one.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

How much internet porn do you have to have gone through to start fantasizing about loving dead people.

1

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
britany mruphy

alliah

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Louise de Kérouaille

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I would like to smang every woman dead or alive from the original star trek

http://www.listal.com/list/star-trek-original-series-babes

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Pawn 17 posted:

How much internet porn do you have to have gone through to start fantasizing about loving dead people.

all of it. all of the porn

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


But enough about my wife,



lmao

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Read thread title, was expecting link to those pictures where the mortician in Ukraine or whatever chops up & eats woman in bad English.

Kinda disappointed for some reason.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Hexel posted:

I would like to smang every woman dead or alive from the original star trek

http://www.listal.com/list/star-trek-original-series-babes

Barbara Luna should've been higher on that list.



My submission: Betty Page.

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007

Percelus posted:

i'm not even 30 and i was in two long-term relationships with women that passed away. it's weird and depressing

Really? That's . . .unlucky.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Meowbot posted:

britany mruphy

alliah

Ftfy


Also is Mark Boland dead?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



OPi hate you and your cracked-list of a first post, die

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Frog Act posted:

OPi hate you and your cracked-list of a first post, die

i definitely will die someday!! i can only hope that ill be as fuckable as some of the wonderful deceased souls in this thread!!!

speaking of the highly fuckable dead, who are your favorites?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I hope that answers ur question?

Furcht
May 31, 2015

I can now say in certitude that you are a stupid newbie.

A Smartie Veteran® would accept the glittering phalii for the gifts that they are.

That's okay though, we all started as noobs.

Percelus posted:

i'm not even 30 and i was in two long-term relationships with women that passed away. it's weird and depressing

First date with a girl yesterday and her two most recent partners died and one was a horrible murder. She's under 30 as well, figuring I should run for the hills.....

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpSsklsq2s

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Elizabeth Montgomery can bewitch my cock any day.



:fap:

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