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YOu must be from scotland because my dick be Dublin
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Prof. Lurker posted:hey baby how do you like this *unzips dick* what the
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Jul 11, 2015 07:49
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hey baby lets find the worst pickup line ever
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Jul 11, 2015 07:55
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hey my name is lowtax and i used to run an internet forum but nowadays i post on twitter ive only been married a handful of times and the irs wants to throw me in jail.. how about you?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:57
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Prof. Lurker posted:hey baby how do you like this *unzips dick* There's a smaller dick inside. 
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Jul 11, 2015 07:58
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Flo Cytometer posted:hey my name is lowtax and i used to run an internet forum but nowadays i post on twitter ive only been married a handful of times and the irs wants to throw me in jail.. how about you? tbf this actually appears to have worked 
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Jul 11, 2015 07:58
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"Hey, you look a little less fat than your sister"
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Jul 11, 2015 07:58
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:tbf this actually appears to have worked i mean that crazy girl jumped his bones without him saying that, but she did jump his bones because of that. does that mean it counts?
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Jul 11, 2015 08:00
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would you like to join the church of jesus christ of latter day saints
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Jul 11, 2015 08:01
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Uncle Wemus posted:would you like to join the church of scientology
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Jul 11, 2015 08:02
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Flo Cytometer posted:hey my name is lowtax and i used to run an internet forum but nowadays i post on twitter ive only been married a handful of times and the irs wants to throw me in jail.. how about you? is lowtax a tax dodger
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Jul 11, 2015 08:04
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m'lady *tips trillby*
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Jul 11, 2015 08:09
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Uncle Wemus posted:is lowtax a tax dodger i think its pretty safe to say that lowtax is so out of his mind on various substances that he couldnt even tell you himself whether hes paid his taxes in the past few years or not
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Jul 11, 2015 08:10
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I seem to have gotten myself stuck in this sex swing, could you pull the dragon dildo out of my rear end?
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Jul 11, 2015 08:11
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had a friend of mine get a message on tinder that read "you are easily the first girl I would sleep with tonight" followed by "you're pretty" about ten minutes later Don't think that's really a pickup line, or even a compliment really, but goddamn it had me laughing.
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Jul 11, 2015 08:11
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"If you don't scream I won't have to kill you"
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Jul 11, 2015 08:19
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Shinjobi posted:had a friend of mine get a message on tinder that read "you are easily the first girl I would sleep with tonight" followed by "you're pretty" about ten minutes later this line always works on my wife so i have to report 100% success rate, maybe that guy was recently divorced and still rusty at his romance game
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Jul 11, 2015 08:23
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"Sausage is ready!"
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Jul 11, 2015 08:24
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0dB posted:"Sausage is ready!" but this one would work wonders with fat girls unless they are angry at you when they find there isnt any food (because youre penis is so small)
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Jul 11, 2015 08:26
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:this line always works on my wife so i have to report 100% success rate, maybe that guy was recently divorced and still rusty at his romance game Aw man, I feel kinda bad for him now. Thanks for the feedback, I'll let my friend know and see if she won't reconsider.
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Jul 11, 2015 08:26
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I post on Something Awful.
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Jul 11, 2015 08:34
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hi my name is Granos
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Jul 11, 2015 08:35
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It's nice to f- f- finally meet you. I've been watching you for a long time. You're gonna make me very happy one day, sooner or later. Like it or not.
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Jul 11, 2015 09:04
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Im Bill cosby, americas dad
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Jul 11, 2015 09:19
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Jul 11, 2015 09:21
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My real doll at home could be your little sister Want to meet her?
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Jul 11, 2015 16:58
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the only thing bigger than my dick is my gear score
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Jul 11, 2015 17:08
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i'm a beta bitch and you're a solid 6, baby we're meant for each other
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Jul 11, 2015 17:09
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"YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER" signaled from a huge distance in semaphore
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Jul 11, 2015 17:10
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so, uh, nice weather recently, right?
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Jul 11, 2015 17:45
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I'm going to need to poop soon Unless you want me to wait?
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Jul 11, 2015 18:03
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"Hi" *waits for female to react to input* "gently caress me or I'll poo poo in your handbag" "Let's not turn this rape into a murder" (Jimmy Carr) "I'm Benny Harvey"
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Jul 11, 2015 18:08
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Jul 11, 2015 18:15
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Ever trip over a tree? No? Well how 'bout a root?
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Jul 11, 2015 19:05
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Benny Harvey posted:"Let's not turn this rape into a murder" (Jimmy Carr) Not bad but without at least a whiff of pedophilia can it really be the worst??
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Jul 11, 2015 19:26
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Baby, you look like McDonald's... Good time, great taste.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:40
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bb im not gay but id suck ur cock
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Jul 11, 2015 21:42
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Hey, what does a fat polar bear do? It breaks the ice. Hi, I'm Lasher. 
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Jul 11, 2015 22:40
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Naughty girls need a daddy
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Jul 11, 2015 22:45
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