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Dead Gay Romans posted:"Why hello, im permabanned poster niggerstomper58..." Might be the winner
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:48 |
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I moderate on an internet website. What time did you say Doc McStuffins comes on?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:48 |
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Is that a pimple on your forehead or are you just happy to see me?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:50 |
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Baby you're so beautiful you make me want to toss out my stiffened cum-sock.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:50 |
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Should I unload my cock now??? Like a filthy pig?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:52 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:"Why hello, im permabanned poster niggerstomper58..." Why not 88?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:56 |
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it all depends on perspective, for example subway Jared detests the middle school car pickup lines
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:59 |
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"Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?"
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:03 |
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Nice shoes. Let's gently caress.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:04 |
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"Feminism. Women's rights. Pay equity. Abortion. Feminism. Women's rights. Pay equity. Abortion. Feminism. Women's rights. Pay equity. Abortion." repeat infinitely.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:09 |
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ey bb u wan sum fuk?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:23 |
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Hi my name is Derek Smart.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 23:40 |
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Bae you must have just fallen from heaven, because I have an erection
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:28 |
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70% of women masturbate while thinking about me in the shower while 30% sing a song instead. Do you know what song they sing? No? Then you must masturbate while thinking about me. I'm dog buttz, nice to meet you.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:35 |
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Shinjobi posted:had a friend of mine get a message on tinder that read "you are easily the first girl I would sleep with tonight" followed by "you're pretty" about ten minutes later A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:43 |
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What's your favorite Gaspar Noe movie?
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 00:45 |
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Hey baby, do you like coke? Well then I sure hope Pepsi is okay or be all like drat girl are you a bird dog cuz you got a nice soft mouth or you could be all like drat girl are you baby bear's porridge? cuz you are just right my personal favorite, though, is to be all like drat girl are you the scenic route? Cuz i'm in a hurry but i still wanna take you home
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:03 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:37 |
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fakeaccount posted:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Don't sniff his chloroform mine's the dank poo poo, bitch.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:43 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her. I'd eat a mile of your poo poo just to see where it came from
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:44 |
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I hope you like seafood; 'cause I got crabs.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:03 |
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please have sex with me. please.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:51 |
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How did I know you liked seafood? You smell like fish.Propaganda Hour posted:A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her. There's nothing sexual about a urethra. Prudes itt.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:55 |
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hey i have the worlds smallest dick
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:17 |
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How much for full service?
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:26 |
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Hey baby, you ever seen a micropenis with a macroforeskin?
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:32 |
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 14:00 |
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"Now just who in the gently caress are you?"
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:14 |
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I got a condom that expires tomorrow, and I am not the wasteful type....
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:18 |
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Is this man doing what I think he's doing to his anus??
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:21 |
Sex with me is like my childhood birthday parties; nobody comes
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:21 |
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Goodpancakes posted:Sex with me is like my childhood birthday parties; ruined by a creepy clown
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:22 |
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Zip zop zibidy do I'm Bill Cosby.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:34 |
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Remember when I legally had to inform your family I was a sex offender? Well...
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 08:52 |
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What about we go out and find your rear end one little friend ?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 09:07 |
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Wall Balls posted:"YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER" signaled from a huge distance in semaphore I didn't know what this was so I looked it up and the first thing out of my mouth was, "that's very logical, actually." So apparently literally anything I say could be fair game for this topic.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 11:13 |
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"I have a penis. Therefore you must desire me. Let us go partake in coitus in my parent's basement. Mind the anime posters"Devian666 posted:Zip zop zibidy do I'm Bill Cosby.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 12:05 |
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will you fart on my balls when we gently caress
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