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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > GBS, Lets find the worst pickup line ever
 
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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Shinjobi posted:

had a friend of mine get a message on tinder that read "you are easily the first girl I would sleep with tonight" followed by "you're pretty" about ten minutes later




Don't think that's really a pickup line, or even a compliment really, but goddamn it had me laughing.

A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her.

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