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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Love me, I'm so alone

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

This is a joke but dudes sincerely use this line all the time according to chat message screen shots I see online. An apparently it works often enough they keep doing it.

Whether it works or not doesn't refute the fact that it's the worst though

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Hey baby, does this shovel look like stainless steel to you?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm kind of a big deal on the internet forum of Something Awful dot come, a posting superstar you might say

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Babe let's go back to my place and check out my model trains

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Does this look infected to you?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

pointlessone posted:

Wanna see my massive anime collection?

I've known too many women who enjoyed anime for this to hold up tho

I've yet to meet a woman into model trains

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

pointlessone posted:

Wanna see my massive collection of anime about model trains?

Now we're talking but let's kick it up a notch:

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and play my anime mod for Train Simulator 2011?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Flo Cytometer posted:

hey my name is lowtax and i used to run an internet forum but nowadays i post on twitter ive only been married a handful of times and the irs wants to throw me in jail.. how about you?

tbf this actually appears to have worked :shrug:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

would you like to join the church of scientology

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Is this man doing what I think he's doing to his anus??

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Goodpancakes posted:

Sex with me is like my childhood birthday parties; ruined by a creepy clown

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