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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

70% of women masturbate while thinking about me in the shower while 30% sing a song instead. Do you know what song they sing? No? Then you must masturbate while thinking about me. I'm dog buttz, nice to meet you.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Propaganda Hour posted:

A friend of mine snagged a guy that seemed like a pretty reasonable flirt until he dropped the "show me where you pee from" line on her.

I'd eat a mile of your poo poo just to see where it came from

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