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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

There's a lot of porn out there! But some of them are better than others. How do you know which ones are better? We're all busy people. Don't have all day to dig for the good stuff; it's not high school any more. We need a porn equivalent to Metacritic and the Onion AV Club, and the New York Review of Books. A whole infrastructure of trusted, nonbiased reviews written by people with good taste. I'm saying, there's a lot of porn, but it's a "water water everywhere" situation. And the quality of it is a "difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" kind of thing. A decent one is like 'hey this is nice to look at and I'm kinda horny' and an exceptional one is like 'holy drat this is better than disneyland i just cannot believe how mcuh i'm enjoying looking at this right now'

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

step one: do it make your cock hard

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

goto pornhub.com

look up category of choice

look at latest videos

if no luck then sort videos by rating and look again

find video

fap, close tab

Bobbin Threadbear
May 6, 2007

support your local camgirls

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

op if you really don't know what you want then there's always :nws: http://pornhub.com/random

reload page until you find what you want

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Mescal posted:

We're all busy people

lol. I just go on an anually 8-9 hour speed binges and pick out and save all the porn I want.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

just search different keywords for forty-five minutes until you finally find something and then cum within two minutes

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Get a pornbroker for that sort of poo poo OP.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Find the vids with the chicks with the biggest boobs op

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Jacking off to porn has made me less racist. I spend this whole afternoon smacking my vein shaft to latino women riding cocks. Good times.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Try watching less generic porn, OP. Once you start getting into the weird stuff there's a lot less chaff you need to sort through.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Porn is like the cheap gin in 1984. It keeps the masses dull and distracted. Steel yourself against it until the day of reckoning arrives.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

VendaGoat posted:

Find the vids with the chicks with the biggest boobs op

this is usually a pro idea, but you are going to have to filter out a lot of BBWs

or not

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pastor Perineum posted:

op if you really don't know what you want then there's always :nws: http://pornhub.com/random

reload page until you find what you want

Kamikaze wanking.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i only jack it to the most hosed up filthiest porn i can find op

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

corpuscollossus posted:

Porn is like the cheap gin in 1984. It keeps the masses dull and distracted. Steel yourself against it until the day of reckoning arrives.

You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up

Right, big titted brunettes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Universe Master posted:

Right, big titted brunettes

Red heads are also popular

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up

just throw a random keyword onto the end of your current porn genre of choice. big tit blonde + son, big tit blonde + gynecologist, big tit blonde + painal

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I also have like 300 folders of organized pictures and videos of porn i created while wired. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now it's just pathetic

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Universe Master posted:

Right, big titted brunettes

Or small titted blondes

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I also have like 300 folders of organized pictures and videos of porn i created while wired. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now it's just pathetic

Same but hungover

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

Or small titted blondes


are you into men or are you into kids?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

dog buttz posted:

are you into men or are you into kids?

neither

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
women who dont have huge tits are basically worthless garbage, furthermore

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Benny Harvey posted:

Or small titted blondes

There is such a thing?

dog buttz posted:

are you into men or are you into kids?

oh

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

Or small titted blondes

or gay jewish black tranny rosebuds

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Zzulu posted:

women who dont have huge tits are basically worthless garbage, furthermore


The over saturation of huge tits kills it for me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I like to watch whales eating krill, it really gets me off

i just cant stop cumming to whales eating krill

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

There is such a thing?

Carter Cruise for one.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

Same but hungover

Someone should make a thread where everyone shows of their porn folders. I'd love to see that. But then of course the normalfags would come out of the woods and call you a freak for liking pictures of boobs

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
whoa pictures of naked people having intercourse? pretty creepy.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Someone should make a thread where everyone shows of their porn folders. I'd love to see that. But then of course the normalfags would come out of the woods and call you a freak for liking pictures of boobs

We could just do a PYF porns.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
if it makes my ding ding go woop woop then i know it's good

memento mori
May 4, 2008
You know what I like most? Cakefarts.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Benny Harvey posted:

We could just do a PYF porns.

Could we just get a porn subforum???

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The Rage posted:

Could we just get a porn subforum???

ADTRW

or Pet Island

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

The Rage posted:

Could we just get a porn subforum???

We had DPPH.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

rip

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Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009
Nap Ghost
You just browse randomly. When you find the perfect porn video you just know it. Its like selecting fruit at the supermarket.

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