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There's a lot of porn out there! But some of them are better than others. How do you know which ones are better? We're all busy people. Don't have all day to dig for the good stuff; it's not high school any more. We need a porn equivalent to Metacritic and the Onion AV Club, and the New York Review of Books. A whole infrastructure of trusted, nonbiased reviews written by people with good taste. I'm saying, there's a lot of porn, but it's a "water water everywhere" situation. And the quality of it is a "difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" kind of thing. A decent one is like 'hey this is nice to look at and I'm kinda horny' and an exceptional one is like 'holy drat this is better than disneyland i just cannot believe how mcuh i'm enjoying looking at this right now'
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step one: do it make your cock hard
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:39 |
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goto pornhub.com look up category of choice look at latest videos if no luck then sort videos by rating and look again find video fap, close tab
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:41 |
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support your local camgirls
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:41 |
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op if you really don't know what you want then there's always http://pornhub.com/random reload page until you find what you want
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:42 |
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Mescal posted:We're all busy people lol. I just go on an anually 8-9 hour speed binges and pick out and save all the porn I want.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:45 |
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just search different keywords for forty-five minutes until you finally find something and then cum within two minutes
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:59 |
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Get a pornbroker for that sort of poo poo OP.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:01 |
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Find the vids with the chicks with the biggest boobs op
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:01 |
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Jacking off to porn has made me less racist. I spend this whole afternoon smacking my vein shaft to latino women riding cocks. Good times.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:02 |
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Try watching less generic porn, OP. Once you start getting into the weird stuff there's a lot less chaff you need to sort through.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:03 |
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Porn is like the cheap gin in 1984. It keeps the masses dull and distracted. Steel yourself against it until the day of reckoning arrives.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:03 |
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VendaGoat posted:Find the vids with the chicks with the biggest boobs op this is usually a pro idea, but you are going to have to filter out a lot of BBWs or not
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:04 |
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Pastor Perineum posted:op if you really don't know what you want then there's always http://pornhub.com/random Kamikaze wanking.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:05 |
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i only jack it to the most hosed up filthiest porn i can find op
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:06 |
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corpuscollossus posted:Porn is like the cheap gin in 1984. It keeps the masses dull and distracted. Steel yourself against it until the day of reckoning arrives. You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:06 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up Right, big titted brunettes
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:07 |
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Universe Master posted:Right, big titted brunettes Red heads are also popular
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:12 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:You sound stuck in a rut. You gotta explore around and find some new poo poo to get into. You can only jack off to big titted blonde bitches for so long. You gotta switch it up just throw a random keyword onto the end of your current porn genre of choice. big tit blonde + son, big tit blonde + gynecologist, big tit blonde + painal
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:13 |
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I also have like 300 folders of organized pictures and videos of porn i created while wired. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now it's just pathetic
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:14 |
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Universe Master posted:Right, big titted brunettes Or small titted blondes
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:15 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I also have like 300 folders of organized pictures and videos of porn i created while wired. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now it's just pathetic Same but hungover
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:15 |
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Benny Harvey posted:Or small titted blondes are you into men or are you into kids?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:17 |
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dog buttz posted:are you into men or are you into kids? neither
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:19 |
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women who dont have huge tits are basically worthless garbage, furthermore
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:19 |
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Benny Harvey posted:Or small titted blondes There is such a thing? dog buttz posted:are you into men or are you into kids? oh
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:19 |
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Benny Harvey posted:Or small titted blondes or gay jewish black tranny rosebuds
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:20 |
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Zzulu posted:women who dont have huge tits are basically worthless garbage, furthermore The over saturation of huge tits kills it for me
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:22 |
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I like to watch whales eating krill, it really gets me off i just cant stop cumming to whales eating krill
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:22 |
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VendaGoat posted:There is such a thing? Carter Cruise for one.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:24 |
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Benny Harvey posted:Same but hungover Someone should make a thread where everyone shows of their porn folders. I'd love to see that. But then of course the normalfags would come out of the woods and call you a freak for liking pictures of boobs
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:24 |
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whoa pictures of naked people having intercourse? pretty creepy.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:25 |
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Someone should make a thread where everyone shows of their porn folders. I'd love to see that. But then of course the normalfags would come out of the woods and call you a freak for liking pictures of boobs We could just do a PYF porns.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:28 |
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if it makes my ding ding go woop woop then i know it's good
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:30 |
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You know what I like most? Cakefarts.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:30 |
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Benny Harvey posted:We could just do a PYF porns. Could we just get a porn subforum???
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:31 |
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The Rage posted:Could we just get a porn subforum??? ADTRW or Pet Island
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:39 |
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The Rage posted:Could we just get a porn subforum??? We had DPPH.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:44 |
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Nickelback Concert posted:We had DPPH. rip
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You just browse randomly. When you find the perfect porn video you just know it. Its like selecting fruit at the supermarket.
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