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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Poetic Justice posted:

i like anal porn because I dont have to deal with the smell or cleanup

if this is the case, you probably don't really like anal

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
hhaha last time i did anal with my girl friend she started flapping her arms around. she look like a flightless bird wtf lol

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Gaunab posted:

lol if you don't use tumblr for porn

tumblr is an endless stream of high quality curated naked pictures that know your fetishes better than you do. a porn butler. but it doesn't cut it for videos

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

ZombieParts posted:

hhaha last time i did anal with my girl friend she started flapping her arms around. she look like a flightless bird wtf lol

that means she wants it harder

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



There should be a site that you put in all your preferences with porn and then you can just tell it your mood and it will give you the perfect video. Like Spotify's mood playlists and poo poo. But with dicks and vaginas.

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
My little pony cum jar candle? I am extrapolating. What was that porn search thread that went goldmine? Brb.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so, then, never

Wow rude

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Facebook girls you wanted in high school and wank to that.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

i wonder if anyone has ever cum to a video of an asian man

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Or pixelated Asian porn? As abhorrent as I find anime, I'd rather wank to tentacle porn than screeching asian women with pixelated genitals...

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i use my head (my dickhead)

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thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
What is the one where the dick goes in a pussy? I like that one.

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