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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I drank a Corona at 16 and couldnt drink that poo poo without coughing.

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ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
I was a lame nerd so when I was given a beer at a party when I was 15, I tried it, it tasted like poo poo, I poured it out in a potplant and pretended I had drunk it.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i was 3 years old and my pa pilled his beer in my warshbucket and they say i aint been right since

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I was at a friend's place and his dad let me have a Budweiser. He was cool.


I was 16 or so.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

my first drink was not beer, but ouzo, at age 10

tasted like black licorice, and i like black licorice but the 80 proof ethanol sure did burn my mouth. i was only given a taste but it was a taste i will never forget

ouzo is now one of my favorite drinks.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
move this thread to the idle thoughts forum (BYOB)

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

gary oldmans diary posted:

move this thread to the idle thoughts forum (BYOB)

merge byob and gbs because there is too many forums for the number of people browsing and they are mostly the same poo poo

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Stole a Molson Blue or w/e from my friend's mom

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listenin' to Queen
When I was seventeen

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Alcoholism is in my genes. I had my first beer on my 18th birthday.

Until then I was on the vodka. :getin:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i was boring, i didn't have my first alcohol, which was also beer, until i was nineteen

fortunately, i got the full experience because it was poo poo heineken out of an aluminum keg at midnight in a parking lot

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i took a samuel adams from my dads fridge when i was 16. tasted like poo poo. still hate that beer.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

MGD at 18

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

Bitter snake-bite at the Kings Head in Mansfield when I was 15, they served anyone, no fucks given.

My mates sister was tripping balls on mushrooms and ran out of the bar screaming that her toes had run away.

Currently 12 years sober. One day at a time.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i drank a poo poo ton of keystone light my freshman year and had the worst hangover of my life that lasted under 10 PM the next day. I had to move out and drive home from summer session college so it was real bad. I had a physical revulsion to beer all throughout college and from then on only drank liquor. I didn't drink beer until after I graduated. Good lord was that first time bad

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
a corona at some half-party that i'd almost forgot about. i didn't like it or hate it, it just was what it was

Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
The summer I was 15, I went to visit my older, married brother in Lampasas, Texas for a week. One evening we went to have dinner at his friend's farm. They were drinking beer and offered me an Old Milwaukee. I didn't like the taste, but I was desperate to seem cool, so I drank it right down. I thought I was doing fine until we decided to walk down to the barn and look at a pig. At that point I realized I was drunk!

I've had a soft spot for Old Milwaukee ever since, although they don't seem to sell it here and I haven't had any in years. Interestingly, the incident didn't seem to affect my future thoughts related to pigs one way or another.

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
I was 3. One of my uncles was drinking beer from my favorite mug, a flimsy plastic yellow mug. I thought it was soda and chugged. I was disgusted and spat it all out and cried. I can't remember the first beer I enjoyed, though.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

One bored summer I was walking with a friend around the neighborhood and saw a half filled 30 rack sitting in someone's car with the windows down. We both had nothing to do so we took it from the car and hid it in a park not far from our houses. We waited until evening and went back and drank the warm beers until we both puked and stumbled back to our houses. I got in major trouble and made up some terrible lie that I was peer pressured into it.

E: I was maybe 12 or 13?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i was 6 years old at a party with my parents. my parents friends are irresponsible drunks/bikers and each on of them in turn fed me a "sip" of their drinks, until i was heavily intoxicated and my mother found me passed out under a picnic table

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i will when i have it op

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
my friend and I each swiped a can of Schmidt's from a cookout at his house when we were about eight. He got one and then he was like "one is never going to be enough" so I had to go get one too. In my mind's eye I can still see the beautiful wilderness scenes on the cans (Schmidt's put beautiful wilderness scenes on the cans)

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


My first beer was when I was 15 at a campground at waihi beach when my friend and I were hanging out with some older boys I the pool room. It was a DB export dry and I didn't hate it. I do hate DB now though.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



My first beer was a bud light at a party after a high school football game.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
miller high life at a high school party, but i had, like other posters, gotten drunk ons omeone's parent's ouzo before that

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
One of my brother's friends shared a Mickey's with me when I was 14, I liked it.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Never Insha'Allah

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I was like seven I spent a fine afternoon with a cup of ginger ale playing pokemon. I ran outside to go get an ice cream from the ice cream van and when I came back to resume playing pokemon with my rad sonic ice cream and those way cool gumball eyes, the resident alcoholic had assumed my glass was abandoned and replaced my drink with their own and I never knew. So I took a big mouthful after finishing my snack and it was pretty bad, let me tell you.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


It was a keystone light. It tasted bad then and they still taste awful now.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


In the Dominican Republic my cousin hands me a beer at the ripe old age of 12

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

First experience with beer was at the age of 15. Got blackout drunk, with a couple of friends, on Natty Ice.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Shaddak posted:

First experience with beer was at the age of 15. Got blackout drunk, with a couple of friends, on Natty Ice.

when i was younger i worked at a CVS next to some housing projects, and the terminal, incoherent alcoholics all drank natty ice. they'd stumble in at 10:00 in the morning and buy a case, then come back at 6:00 and buy two six packs. i guess what i'm saying is, evidently, natty ice is a solid choice

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
I've never had one because it is forbidden by Allah

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Frog Act posted:

when i was younger i worked at a CVS next to some housing projects, and the terminal, incoherent alcoholics all drank natty ice. they'd stumble in at 10:00 in the morning and buy a case, then come back at 6:00 and buy two six packs. i guess what i'm saying is, evidently, natty ice is a solid choice

Also ate a pile of Chinese food that night so, the vomit was quite fearsome!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Abdul Alhazred posted:

I've never had one because it is forbidden by Allah

If drinking beer is haraam, I dont want to be halal

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Just went and grabbed a mountain goat from the fridge, its my first for the night.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Buttchugged a coors.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Had a Heineken at 23. It tasted like rear end

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
first drink wasn't beer

drank three strawberry coolers and vomited into a frying pan while watching saturday night live

now i'm gay

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geegee69
Jul 12, 2015

by Ralp
it was a spicy and made me drunk.

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