[Mafia] Restrictive Diet Mafia: I have no stomach and I must eat.

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Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Welcome to Restrictive Diet Mafia, a game for 11 players.

This is a fairly standard, role and flavour light game that still has a few twists and turns. It will be healthy, protein rich food vs. terrible food that will make me sick.

Standard Rules:

Days will be 2-4 IRL days, Nights will be 24 hours.
Hangings will be majority (days can end in a no hang)
Thread will be closed at night
No fake day actions
No posting after hammer
No posting mod PMs
No editing posts
No outside communication unless your role says you're allowed
Don't lurk!
Scum have fake flavour claims in my games
Once the game starts I won't answer any questions in thread. PM me if you have questions.

Sample Town wincon

You are town-aligned. You win when all terrible food has been thrown out.

Players

Asiina fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jul 25, 2015

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 03:10

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:59

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

lol asiina has not accepted TMMadman or Epsilon's application to join this game for people with giant hands and regular sized appetities

I'm getting to it, calm urself.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 17:08

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

After dota

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 19:54

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Okay role PMs going out.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:02

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I actually miscounted, so Roy you can be a replacement.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:07

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina woke up to the sound of some super annoying video game alarm why would anyone make this their alarm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD3v1B_aXw0

She had to go to swimming in a little less than an hour, but needed to have some breakfast first. Dodging pain in the rear end cats, she heads to the kitchen and opening the fridge.

What should she have today?

D1 starts now. Deadline is Monday at 11PM.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:48

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

uranus posted:

uh oh we are all foods who are about to get eaten.

what was that cartoon with all the foods in teh frige who were alive and wanted to be eaten. i remember it being kind of weirdly creepy.

or i imagined it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scD18plp-dQ

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:10

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

JakeP posted:

i notice there is not a votecount in the original post

Added.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 20:48

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Roydrowsy replaces GG.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 23:33

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina looks in the fridge, and stupidly decides that even though she has to leave very soon she is going to have something that takes over an hour to cook, because she is a moron.

She takes the spaghetti squash out of the fridge and with a giant cleaver cuts it in half, she feels very strong. Roughly an hour later she is enjoying her not-quite spaghetti. She is now very late for swimming and rushes out the door.

Epsilon Plus, Spaghetti Squash, Town-aligned Vanilla was eaten D1

quote:

You are spaghetti squash pasta

Ingredients

1 spaghetti squash

Homemade pasta sauce

Instructions
1) Pre-heat oven to 400
2) Cut squash in half lengthwise
3) Scoop out seed
4) Rub extra-virgin olive oil and garlic on flesh of squash
5) Season lightly with salt
6) Place face down on aluminum foil lined baking sheet
7) Bake for 40 minutes
8) Let cool slightly then shred squash away from skin with a fork, it should come apart easily.
9) Serve in place of pasta with high protein pasta sauce or chili.

One squash makes 4-6 servings: 20 calories, 1g protein

It is now N1. Get those actions in as fast as possible please.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 04:18

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Swimming was fun times, as always, even though the showers at the pool are hot as hell and burn your face. Asiina gets home, hungry from her workout, which is great cause it's time for lunch. She knows exactly what she's going to make too, since it's suer high in protein and so drat good. She pulls the deli meat and cheese from the fridge and gets to work.

Sandwolf, Protein Roll Up, town-aligned Doctor was eaten N1.

quote:

You are a Protein Roll Up

Ingredients

Thinly sliced lean deli meat

Cheese (any kind), thinly sliced

Mustard

OPTIONAL: Sliced bell pepper, avocado, mushrooms

Instructions

1) Place ingredients together and roll tightly.
2) Pan fry each side for 2-3 minutes or until cheese is melted
3) Let cool slightly then enjoy

2 rollups: ~180 calories, 20g protein.

(FYI these are seriously delicious and if you have the ingredients make it cause omg it's so good.)

It is now D2.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 18:07

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Mithross replaces Hiipfire.

Also I forgot to mention this at the end of D1, but after today I'm not allowing any more replacements. If you want to be replaced tell me before the end of D2.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 06:42

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

It is hot as poo poo in Kingston today. Asiina wants to go outside and actually enjoy the summer, but because she is a horrible pasty nerd who will burn to a crisp if she even approaches sunlight, she instead decides to stay in and have a nice cool, protein fueled drink.

uranus, Protein Iced Latte, town-aligned vanilla was ~~drinked? drunk? dranked?~~ consumed D2.

quote:

You are a Protein Iced Latte

Ingredients

1 tbsp Torani Sugar-Free syrups (vanilla or caramel)

� scoop whey protein powder, vanilla or coffee flavoured

1 tbsp decaf instant coffee (if non-coffee flavoured protein powder)

1-2 cups of milk

ice cubes

Instructions
1) Make a roux out of syrup, protein powder, and coffee
2) Place 3-4 ice cubes
3) Fill glass with milk
4) Stir with straw

Makes 1 drink: 270 calories, 28g protein

It is now N2. Actions quickly please.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 04:01

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

It's finally cooled down and it's time to make dinner. Asiina has a hankering for the most delicious food in the world: pineapple pizza! Bread is off the list, but luckily one whole wheat tortilla is still okay (as long as the rest of the carbs for the day remain low). Time to indulge!

King Burgundy, Tortilla Pizza, town-aligned vanilla was eaten N2.

quote:

You are tortilla pizza

Ingredients

1 small whole wheat tortilla

1 tbsp pizza sauce

15g low fat cheese, grated

� cup pineapple slices

1 slice ham

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 400
2) Place tortilla on cookie sheet
3) Cover with ingredients
4) Bake for 10 minutes

Makes 2 servings of � tortilla: 117 calories, 9g protein

The next morning Asiina wakes up bright and early. It's the weekend and no swimming, so it's time to spend all day cooking a pot roast. A few days back she found a nice lean cut of meat and it's time to cook that sucker up. The house is gonna smell good today!

Somberbrero, slow cooker pot roast, town-aligned watcher was eaten N2.

quote:

You are Slow Cooker Pot Roast

Ingredients

1 beef chuck roast (3-5 lbs)

1 package Baby carrots

2 Potatoes (you can have more, I can�t)

2 stalks of celery (I can�t have, but it�s good for others)

1 medium sized onion

Low sodium beef broth

Veloutine or corn starch.

Olive oil

Salt

Garlic

Thyme

Instructions
1) Leave roast on counter until it is room temperature.
2) lightly brush with olive oil and season with spices on all sides
3) Sear all sides on medium-high heat then place in slow cooker
4) Place baby carrots whole into slow cooker
5) Peel and cut potatoes into large cubes, coarsely chop celery and onion, place all into slow cooker.
6) Pour 1-1 � cups of beef broth on top and cover
7) Cook for 8 hours
8) At least 1 hour before serving sprinkle veloutine or cornstarch and mix, this will thicken the joux into a gravy. You can separate it into a sauce pan beforehand if you want, but screw that.

1 serving (~3oz meat, couple of vegetables): ~150 calories, 20g protein.

It is now D3. Deadline will be 11PM on Sunday.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 16:53

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina was still cooking her pot roast because it takes 8 hours and it's only been 4, but she was hungry waiting for it to cook, so decides to have some lunch. There's not much in the fridge, but she digs around back there until she finds a pan wrapped in tinfoil. What could this be? Is it delicious and nutritious riced cauliflower? Peeling back the tinfoil she looks into the pan and sees gooey orange noodles. Oh god, Mac and Cheese! Mac and Cheese is delicious but the carbs and the calories are insane! No, this has to go. She scoops the food into the garbage and instead has a scrambled egg and a babybel. Much better.

JakeP, Mac and Cheese, scum-aligned ninja was thrown out D3.

quote:

You are Mac and Cheese

Ingredients

2 cups (uncooked) elbow macaroni

4 tbsp butter

2 tbsp flour

2 cup whole milk

1/4 onion

150g cheddar

150g swiss

150g colby

2/3 cup bread crumbs

Salt and Pepper to taste

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 350
2) Put elbow macaroni in boiling salted water for 8 minutes
3) Mix pasta with onion and shredded cheeses.
4) Create sauce with melted butter, flour, and milk. Pour over pasta and mix together with salt and pepper
5) Place in baking dish
6) Sprinkle breadcrumbs over top of mixture
7) Cover with tinfoil and bake for 45 minutes

Makes 6 servings: 460 calories, 18g protein

It is now N3. Actions as quick as possible please.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 21:18

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina's pot roast was finally done and frankly it was delicious. She cuts up the rest and puts it into 12 different snack bags and it all goes into a freezer bag. Yay easy meals for the next month when she's too lazy to cook.

However it's the next morning and she is not too lazy to cook this time. Feeling like something gooey and warm, but not wanting to think about that mac and cheese she threw away yesterday, she grabs a can of tuna to make lunch with.

TMMadman, Tuna Melts on Melba Toast, town-aligned cop was eaten N3.

quote:

You are a Tuna Melt on Melba Toast

Ingredients

half a can of low sodium tuna

1 tbsp Low fat mayo alternative (low fat miracle whip, unflavoured greek yogurt, mashed avocado)

2 pieces of melba toast

about 15-20 g Low fat cheese (e.g. <20% M.F. Mozzarella)

OPTIONAL: Green onion, bell peppers, tomato

Instructions

1) Turn oven to broil and put rack in highest position
2) Mix tuna and mayo alternative together in a bowl. If adding vegetables, chop and add to mix.
3) Scoop mix onto melba toast
4) Shred or slice cheese and place on top, I use the slicer on my cheese grater
5) Place on cookie sheet and put in oven for 3-5 minutes or until cheese is melted (watch carefully to ensure it doesn�t burn.

Makes 1 portion: 210 calories, 22g protein.

It is now D4. Deadline will still be Sunday at 11pm.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 00:20

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Votecount for Day 4

Not Voting (4): chaoslord, Kashuno, Mithross, Roydrowsy

With 4 alive, it's 3 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 26^th, 2015 at 11 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 3 hours.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 00:21

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina is out all day and wasn't smart enough to bring along a lunch. This is very bad form and skipping meals is quite bad for you. She feels ashamed and hungry.

Nobody died D4.

It is now N4. Actions please.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 19:36

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina had to stay on campus really late to write a paper and there was no food there either so she continued to not eat. This is seriously a bad thing guys. Asiina is going to eventually need to eat something!

Nobody died N4.

It is now D5. Deadline will be Monday at 11pm.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 21:49

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Asiina finally gets home after the longest day of her life, having had no food to eat. She is absolutely starving so heads straight into the kitchen, ignoring her annoying cats. She opens the fridge and there, right in the middle of the shelf, is the best looking chocolate cheesecake she has ever seen. It is practically shining off the light of the fridge. How did this even get in here?

She takes the cake out of the fridge and places it on the counter. Man, does it look tempting.

But no, she hasn't worked this hard to waste it on cheesecake that'll just make her sick. In a fit of self-empowerment she doesn't just throw the cheesecake into the garbage. She throws it off the balcony. It makes a satisfying splat as it hits the sidewalk below, and Asiina gets fined $100 by her landlord, but it was worth it.

Heading back into the kitchen she looks and sees all the ingredients for Meatloaf and miniquiches and she can even make sugar-free protein filled cookies if she wants something sweet. She's gonna be alright.

Kashuno, Chocolate Cheesecake, scum-aligned Godfather was thrown out D5.

quote:

You are Chocolate Cheesecake

Ingredients

Crust

10 graham crackers

1/3 cup white sugar

5 tbsp butter

Filling

2 packages cream cheese

1 cup white sugar

4 eggs

2 cups heavy whipping cream

8 oz chocolate

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 350
2) Grind graham crackers and mix with sugar and melted butter
3) Press into bottom of pan
4) Bake for 15 minutes then let cool
5) Melt chocolate in double boiler, add cream
6) Slowly add and mix all other ingredients together until fully incorporated
7) Place on crust and bake for 60 minutes.
8) Let cool then refridgerate overnight.

Makes 8 servings: 480 calories, 8g protein

Scum have been eliminated and town have won!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 23:41

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Here are the remaining recipes:

quote:

You are a crustless mini-quiche.

Ingredients

5 eggs

1 bushel green onion

1 green pepper

4 white mushrooms

Leftover meat (ham, sausage, steak, turkey, etc)

30g Low-fat cheese

Garlic

Salt and Pepper to taste

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 350
2) Beat eggs
3) Finely chop all vegetables and meat
4) Grate cheese
5) Mix all ingredients together
6) Pour into greased mini muffin tin
7) Bake for 30 minutes

Makes 8 servings of 3: 113 calories, 9g protein

quote:

You are meatloaf

Ingredients

� kg ground chicken

� cup whole what oats

� cup milk

1 egg

Green onion

1 green pepper

Swiss cheese

Salt, Pepper, Garlic

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 350
2) Soak oats in milk for 1 minute
3) Add egg and mix
4) Chop vegetables
5) Add all ingredients (except cheese) together and mix, seasoning with salt, pepper, and garlic
6) Put in mini meatloaf tins.
7) Bake for 45 minutes
8) When done, place sliced cheese on top and broil for one minute until bubbly.
9) Serve with steamed vegetables

Makes 4 loaves, each cut in half per serving: 160 calories, 16g protein

quote:

You are Protein Bar Cookies

Ingredients

1 Quest protein bar, any flavour

Instructions
1) Preheat oven to 325
2) Cut protein bar into 8 pieces and place on lined cookie sheet
3) Bake for 3 minutes
4) Press down with spatula
5) Bake for 3 more minutes

Makes 8 mini-cookies, 180 calories, 20g protein

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 23:42

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Scumdoc

Moddoc

So this was my attempt to balance an 11-person game, which are notoriously difficult to balance. There was a doctor, watcher, and cop, but otherwise vanilla town. There were only two scum but they both had a NK. I think it was a relatively successful experiment and I may run it again as an open setup at some point.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 23:45

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I hope you guys had fun. This was kinda the angriest game.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 00:05

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:59

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Also in case people didn't check the mod doc, it was Kashuno who visited Somber, and he did try to kill him but Sandwolf protected him. Somber saw what he thought he saw, but he didn't understand it.

And I laughed and laughed.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 01:29

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