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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"I pay someone to talk about *~my feelings~* because I don't have any friends to tell me to man up and stop being so self-absorbed. In my therapy sessions, I have not learned how to live a better life. Rather, I have learned how to justify my own shortcomings and failures. I have yet to realize my therapist does not want me to be cured, like a real doctor does. My therapist sees me as a meal ticket, and s/he will keep me on the hook for as long as humanly possible. In fact, I may have actually realized this, yet my lack of human contact keeps me from telling Dr. Goldsteinberg to shove off. 200 years ago, I would have been killed in childhood, and it would have been better off that way." -a gay fag

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Horniest Manticore posted:

"I pay someone to talk about *~my feelings~* because I don't have any friends to tell me to man up and stop being so self-absorbed. In my therapy sessions, I have not learned how to live a better life. Rather, I have learned how to justify my own shortcomings and failures. I have yet to realize my therapist does not want me to be cured, like a real doctor does. My therapist sees me as a meal ticket, and s/he will keep me on the hook for as long as humanly possible. In fact, I may have actually realized this, yet my lack of human contact keeps me from telling Dr. Goldsteinberg to shove off. 200 years ago, I would have been killed in childhood, and it would have been better off that way." -a gay fag

don't sign your posts op

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
jokes on them, therapy hasn't changed me at all in 10 years :smug:

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:yikes:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

David Copperfield posted:

jokes on them, therapy hasn't changed me at all in 10 years :smug:

:owned:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

David Copperfield posted:

jokes on them, therapy hasn't changed me at all in 10 years :smug:

and how do you feel about that?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
yeah i dont get why people would pay for therapy when you can just post on the internet instead, it's all the same poo poo

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the internet is 80% porn, 10% trolls and 10% armchair psychologists

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
can you still get like freudian psychotherapy or is all therapy humanist emotional masturbation these days?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sonofsilversign posted:

can you still get like freudian psychotherapy or is all therapy humanist emotional masturbation these days?

what we're all wondering is if you think therapy is racist

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Sonofsilversign posted:

can you still get like freudian psychotherapy or is all therapy humanist emotional masturbation these days?

why the hell would you want that?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

literally 100% of psychologists started studying psychology to understand why they, or their close relatives, are so hosed up in the head and are thus terrible sources of advice

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Anyone posting on this website would probably benefit from therapy, that's loving obvious.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jul 12, 2015

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

Anyone posting on this website would probably benefit from therapy, that's loving obvious.

my parents are to blame for my shitposting

Horniest Manticore fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jul 12, 2015

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015
I wish I had died as a child

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Horniest Manticore posted:

my parents are to blame for my shitposting

Edit your post, I don't like how I wrote that sentence.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

Edit your post, I don't like how I wrote that sentence.

k

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hobohemian posted:

Edit your post, I don't like how I wrote that sentence.

It was perfect just like you bb

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
don't sign your posts

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Thank you.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
therapist more like the rapist lol

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Excelzior posted:

literally 100% of psychologists started studying psychology to understand why they, or their close relatives, are so hosed up in the head

currently mentally ill and future psychologist can confirm

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Ramsus posted:

what we're all wondering is if you think therapy is racist

i said my bad man, drat you seem real salty about this. if there's something you wanna get off your chest were all here for you

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Gbs is essentially group therapy.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

This sounds like a cry for help

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Maybe ur GAY and a fag just sayinf

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

don't sign your posts

go back to your thread

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015
You know, I went to therapy for a couple of years for my PTSD then stopped because I noticed that poo poo didn't work. Now I just punch people in the face that piss me off and don't sleep anymore.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you sound pretty unstable OP maybe you should talk to someone

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
post your feelings on the internet or takeup some creative outlet there i just saved you thousands of dollars you can thank me later

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lard Goat posted:

You know, I went to therapy for a couple of years for my PTSD then stopped because I noticed that poo poo didn't work. Now I just punch people in the face that piss me off and don't sleep anymore.

dann. sounds tough

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
True but I hear it's pretty easy to get drugs if you seek help from society for your mental health.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Lard Goat posted:

You know, I went to therapy for a couple of years for my PTSD then stopped because I noticed that poo poo didn't work. Now I just punch people in the face that piss me off and don't sleep anymore.

Have you tried the bottle mate?

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

introspection and insight are all you need. don't have those? get therapy, so your dumb rear end doesn't have to try and understand how and why you do the stupid poo poo you do. that's all you're really paying a therapist to do is to provide that for you because of your own laziness/ineptness.

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
Go to a bar

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

5-HT posted:

introspection and insight are all you need. don't have those? get therapy, so your dumb rear end doesn't have to try and understand how and why you do the stupid poo poo you do. that's all you're really paying a therapist to do is to provide that for you because of your own laziness/ineptness.

then disregard the therapists advice that gives you the tools you need to do introspective thinking and end up back at their office.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012


bars are group therapy.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
gbs is so loving bad

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

gbs is so loving bad

and unto gbs a savior was delivered

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