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I just saw a commercial for this and I am loving AMPED. there is a god, and he has answered my prayers! (yes, god is a He) see ya suckers, I'm on my way to cougar town and I'm not coming back!
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dethkon posted:I just saw a commercial for this and I am loving AMPED. there is a god, and he has answered my prayers! (yes, god is a He) see ya suckers, I'm on my way to cougar town and I'm not coming back! look at this grandma fucker.
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Jul 12, 2015 08:46
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4outof5 posted:look at this grandma fucker. You're just jealous you aren't loving some wildcats in their natural habitat you loving idiot.
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Jul 12, 2015 08:48
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OP I hosed a jaguar out in the open and it was the most supreme gently caress I've ever had, so good I shot myself and now I am dead.
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Testikles posted:OP I hosed a jaguar out in the open and it was the most supreme gently caress I've ever had, so good I shot myself and now I am dead. sounds like you got some good pussy, heheh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7SfLIZe_s
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Jul 12, 2015 08:52
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are there real cougars on the cougar webpage?
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Jul 12, 2015 08:56
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i'm a hot young stud
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Jul 12, 2015 09:00
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Oh my god. This is the best thing I ever saw. They GARUANTEE you get laid?? By a "single woman in her sexual prime?" im just happy I lived long enough for them to finally find a use for the internet.
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dethkon posted:I just saw a commercial for this and I am loving AMPED. there is a god, and he has answered my prayers! (yes, god is a He) see ya suckers, I'm on my way to cougar town and I'm not coming back! It's how I met your mother.
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spud posted:It's how I met your mother. it's gonna be how I cuck your father
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dethkon posted:sounds like you got some good pussy, heheh lmao
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Goddamnit. Why can't the Internet have just one honest milf dating website. I am very disappointed- nay, crushed. Back to farmersonly for me. At least the second guy has the right idea.
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dethkon posted:Goddamnit. Why can't the Internet have just one honest milf dating website. I am very disappointed- nay, crushed. Back to farmersonly for me. farmersonly.com, because whitepeoplemeet.com was taken.
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Jul 13, 2015 15:48
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Im a cougar she's a cougar we're all cougars
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Jul 13, 2015 15:49
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i love those commercials
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i love those commercials Dey got women with big fake cans
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Jul 13, 2015 17:57
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*laughs* you fold sweaters for a living, honey *condescending smile*
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I love cougars.
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Cougars are vicious animals
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Darth123123 posted:Cougars are vicious animals With amazing cans
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dethkon posted:Goddamnit. Why can't the Internet have just one honest milf dating website. I am very disappointed- nay, crushed. Back to farmersonly for me. Why not just go on OKCupid or something and set the age range to like 40+ ? I mean, are they really such a rarity that you need to have a specialized cougar website dedicated to meeting lonely housewives and single moms? I've always had decent luck hitting up bars in wealthy neighborhoods but I may be spoiled from years of living in a big city.
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I'm living the cougar life bros
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gently caress yea
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is this that Kaitlen Janner fella everyone is always talking about??
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i signed up when i was on ambien one time lmao
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Pussydick.
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Bone_Enterprise posted:Pussydick. if I buy an inceptioncigars will attractive women want to do sex moves on me?
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grandpas drunk posted:if I buy an inceptioncigars will attractive women want to do sex moves on me? That and all the attractive men as well. (if you are into that sort of thing)
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Pussy doesn't age like wine. It ages like bread.
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why is your website wordpress could you not afford a real developer?
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grandpas drunk posted:why is your website wordpress could you not afford a real developer? Being that it is not my website, no. And if I did design the website it would look worse than that, as I can't code worth a poo poo.
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<html> <title>COUGARS RIPE AND READY</title> <body> give me 20 bucks and prepare to be amazed! </body> </html>
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She need to have her doc work on the arms next
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lol if you don't use AshleyMadison for your pathetic hookup attempts
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raditts posted:lol if you don't use AshleyMadison for your pathetic hookup attempts That's in the backseat pocket of airplanes right? Too busy too date? We'll set u up. Sounds cool
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raditts posted:lol if you don't use AshleyMadison for your pathetic hookup attempts i think both sites are owned by the same company not sure why i know this, though e: actually i think an employee did an a/t thread once Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jul 14, 2015 |
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