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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

SnotGrumble posted:

Pussy doesn't age like wine. It ages like bread.
The vast majority of wines age terribly.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



does ashleymadison reallywork thinkin bout trying it

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

SnotGrumble posted:

Pussy doesn't age like wine. It ages like bread.

Bread containing no preservatives. Left out on the kitchen counter. In the summertime. In Florida.


Welp, I'm off to farmersonly.com to lie about being a farmer.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I like to think I'm aging like bread in a very slow oven. A bit crunchy, but not totally off-putting.

naem
May 29, 2011

Whitepeoplemeat.cum

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The ad for it here is ridiculous. It's two people with American accents talking about how they were at college together. Ok we don't go to college in Australia. We do 6 years of school and that's enough for anyone to learn all they need to. Anyways! Then it goes on to show her profile and it says she's from Melbourne. Also what does the ad have to do with cougarlife? This frat boy just picked one up at a loving cafe. The entire hookup happens without the website!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog


Please don't use internet sites to acquire illegal exotic pets

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



dethkon posted:

Goddamnit. Why can't the Internet have just one honest milf dating website. I am very disappointed- nay, crushed. Back to farmersonly for me.

At least the second guy has the right idea.

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you're welcome

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i get hard every time i smell werthers originals. is cougar life right for me gbs tia

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.



of course "thug" is code for "black" ugh

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I honestly signed up for cougarlife once and there are actual women on there just not nearly as many as they suggest. The only two women I talked to who were real were basically broken and lived like a hundred miles away.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Testikles posted:

I honestly signed up for cougarlife once and there are actual women on there just not nearly as many as they suggest. The only two women I talked to who were real were basically broken and lived like a hundred miles away.

So it works perfectly then

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

vyst posted:

does ashleymadison reallywork thinkin bout trying it

no its the same thing as cougar life basically

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The catch with those kind of sites is if you're the kind of person that would sign up for them, you're not the kind of person other people would be looking for

and everyone that signs up is like that

guidoanselmi posted:



of course "thug" is code for "black" ugh

If they had like, some of the Joker's henchmen I could hook up with then maybe we'd have something to talk about

raditts fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jul 14, 2015

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i think both sites are owned by the same company

not sure why i know this, though

e:

actually i think an employee did an a/t thread once

Link, please

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

vyst posted:

does ashleymadison reallywork thinkin bout trying it

they have employees whos literal full time job is creating fake woman profiles

if you need to use the internet to cuck your spouse i suspect that cucking is not the life for oyu

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


ANAmal.net posted:

they have employees whos literal full time job is creating fake woman profiles

This seems like it should be illegal.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

ANAmal.net posted:

they have employees whos literal full time job is creating fake woman profiles

if you need to use the internet to cuck your spouse i suspect that cucking is not the life for oyu

on the other hand the internet is the best place to find weirdos into cucking

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