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1: eat a mint 2: spit on your hand 3: masturbate with spit as lube 4: ????? 5: profit!
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gently caress a perfume saleswoman in the butt
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Jul 12, 2015 20:42
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Fresh squeezed lemon. e; don't do this if you have herpes.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:42
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1 - be me 2 - have mad game 3 - chicks get addicted
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Jul 12, 2015 20:44
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Somethin's goin' on, lemme smell your diiiick.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:45
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 Vince Neil posted:“We were always loving other chicks at the studio and backstage… We would take Tommy Lee’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just hosed. So our dicks smelled of eggs… We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks.”
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Jul 12, 2015 20:46
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Waltzing Along posted:1 - be me Oh they get "dickted" alright 
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Jul 12, 2015 20:46
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Don't have sex, sex invariably makes it stink.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:46
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Do you guys not use scented lotion to moisturize your balls and use aftershave after shaving your pubes? This is basic 21st century hygiene.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:47
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thats a lot of words just to admit their girlfriends were fat
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Jul 12, 2015 20:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
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Jul 12, 2015 20:50
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Cut it off then you wont have your issue.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:50
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Nosam0819 posted:
Fixed.
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Jul 12, 2015 20:51
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just squidge it in your fist with a handful of cocoa butter, OP
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Jul 12, 2015 22:27
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1. bathe
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Jul 12, 2015 22:29
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Use some of Dr. Jenkem's magical dick oil guaranteed to make your dick smell like a fresh spring day* *dick oil may or may not be crisco mixed with febreeze
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Jul 12, 2015 22:31
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Bleach
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Jul 12, 2015 22:57
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I like to poo poo in my hands and rub it all over my face and balls while I jack off. then I puke on my cock.
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Jul 12, 2015 23:03
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dad gay. so what posted:I like to poo poo in my hands and rub it all over my face and balls while I jack off. then I puke on my cock. Thank you for sharing your posting method.
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Jul 13, 2015 00:43
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Try perhaps washing it with soap and water you gross fucks.
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Jul 13, 2015 00:46
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the dirtier the dick the more the girls go wild for it hth
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Jul 13, 2015 00:52
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Try perhaps washing it with soap and water you gross fucks. lol sure thing bro, have fun wasting water when you could just gently caress a breakfast burrito
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Jul 13, 2015 00:55
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Stick it in a vagina.
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Jul 13, 2015 00:55
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Hang one of those little tree-shaped air fresheners on it.
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Jul 13, 2015 00:57
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Secks Cauldron posted:Hang one of those little tree-shaped air fresheners on it. Jam one of those vent mount air fresheners in your dick hole. 
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Jul 13, 2015 00:59
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vudan posted:Thank you for sharing your posting method. 
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Jul 13, 2015 00:59
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Top City Homo posted:the dirtier the dick the more the girls go wild for it Dirty dong technique good
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Jul 13, 2015 01:04
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By sucking it obviously
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Jul 13, 2015 01:45
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1. Get some heavily scented lotion from Bath and Body Works or similar. 2. Rub it into the skin of your weiner until more lotion comes out. 3. Put new lotion into a vase.
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Grapefruit tequnique http://youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc Action Man fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Jul 13, 2015 01:56
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do y'all seriously not moisturize your dick when you do the rest of your body? Legit asking this
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Jul 13, 2015 02:06
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Most men don't use moisturizer at all, let alone on the dilz.
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Jul 13, 2015 02:11
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my dick smells like ceviche
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Jul 13, 2015 02:40
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Jul 13, 2015 02:47
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whats a good way to cure desert dick>?
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Jul 13, 2015 02:52
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Mine smells better since I convinced your mom to douche.
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Jul 13, 2015 03:20
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Wash your genitals.
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Jul 13, 2015 03:27
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Waltzing Along posted:Most men don't use moisturizer at all, let alone on the dilz. lol so your telling me most guys running around all dry and flaky like they doing a fuckin lizardman lifestyle larp? i find that hard to believe
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Jul 13, 2015 03:35
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Stick your junk in a jar of Dijon mustard
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i chop off my dick and balls daily
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